leather repair? (cat claw holes) - GoFuckYourself.com

budz · 06-02-2007, 09:33 PM

So, my mom is away and I have her cat here. The fucking cat has back claws. I thought she was completely declawed, my bad.

Anyways, the cat has left about 6 or 7 random tiny holes in the leather couch

is this repairable with a kit? or is there any easy fixes besides buying a kit ?

I so want to kill this cat right now,.. FUCK.

L-Pink · 06-02-2007, 09:38 PM

Put the cat in a spare bedroom with a bunch of toys and a table near the window so it can look outside. This answer won't fix the couch but will prevent you strangling it when it fucks up again. And it will.

budz · 06-02-2007, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Put the cat in a spare bedroom with a bunch of toys and a table near the window so it can look outside. This answer won't fix the couch but will prevent you strangling it when it fucks up again. And it will.

im taking it back to my moms right now

fuck that cat, LOL.

bbiaf I hope to see some ways to repair this when i return :\

if not a googling i will go

born2blog · 06-02-2007, 09:41 PM

What L-Pink said

tical · 06-02-2007, 09:42 PM

i always used to see an infomercial for some leather repair kit... who knows how good it worked

L-Pink · 06-02-2007, 09:47 PM

On the bright side look at all of your mother's stuff you probably broke when you were a kid ..... and she still kept you. And never had you neutered

baddog · 06-02-2007, 09:51 PM

I would shave the cat, then skin it and use it to repair the holes

L-Pink · 06-02-2007, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I would shave the cat, then skin it and use it to repair the holes

Now, now, now, from what I remember there are a few canine acts of destruction at the baddog house .... Of course cats do it on purpose so you do have a valid point.

Screaming · 06-02-2007, 10:02 PM

pics would be cool

Screaming · 06-02-2007, 10:02 PM

pics would be cool

baddog · 06-02-2007, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Now, now, now, from what I remember there are a few canine acts of destruction at the baddog house .... Of course cats do it on purpose so you do have a valid point.

actually, he only destroys his own stuff, if he was destroying mine our relationship would be a little different

budz · 06-02-2007, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

On the bright side look at all of your mother's stuff you probably broke when you were a kid ..... and she still kept you. And never had you neutered

psh tried to kill her and she had me locked up, wtf

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Originally Posted by baddog

I would shave the cat, then skin it and use it to repair the holes

IT's a persian it'd make some nice mittens :x

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Originally Posted by Screaming

pics would be cool

nothing really that visible.. just annoying if you know theyre there..

notabook · 06-02-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by budz

I so want to kill this cat right now,.. FUCK.

Do it. DO IT. Not only will it make you feel *way* better, but you'll be doing yourself (and humanity) a favor in the long run. Their claws are really sharp though (unless it's declawed, which I recommend if you intend to enslave a cat for future questioning and/or to torture for fun) so you may have to bound it first before you choke it to death. If you don't want to strangle it (

) then you may want to go the 'lighter' route and give it some meat (just about any will do) that has been tainted with antifreeze. You don't need much antifreeze, about 1/4th an ounce will do. BE SURE to let the meat soak for at least a day.

budz · 06-02-2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Do it. DO IT. Not only will it make you feel *way* better, but you'll be doing yourself (and humanity) a favor in the long run. Their claws are really sharp though (unless it's declawed, which I recommend if you intend to enslave a cat for future questioning and/or to torture for fun) so you may have to bound it first before you choke it to death. If you don't want to strangle it (

) then you may want to go the 'lighter' route and give it some meat (just about any will do) that has been tainted with antifreeze. You don't need much antifreeze, about 1/4th an ounce will do. BE SURE to let the meat soak for at least a day.

lol, it was just a feeeling that I don't intend on acting upon :x

just took the cat to my moms crib and left it inside with a few days of food n water..

ssp · 06-03-2007, 03:12 AM

Used this on a Jaguar of mine once..

http://www.leatherique.com/

aico · 06-03-2007, 03:14 AM

sell the couch to a stripper and buy a new one.

u-Bob · 06-03-2007, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Do it. DO IT.

I was waiting for that one

amandaspost · 06-03-2007, 03:14 PM

I havn't found anything that really works. My cats scratched the hell out of my leather chair.

Michaelious · 06-03-2007, 03:19 PM

Yeah just kill the cat.

webmasterchecks · 06-03-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Do it. DO IT. Not only will it make you feel *way* better, but you'll be doing yourself (and humanity) a favor in the long run. Their claws are really sharp though (unless it's declawed, which I recommend if you intend to enslave a cat for future questioning and/or to torture for fun) so you may have to bound it first before you choke it to death. If you don't want to strangle it (

) then you may want to go the 'lighter' route and give it some meat (just about any will do) that has been tainted with antifreeze. You don't need much antifreeze, about 1/4th an ounce will do. BE SURE to let the meat soak for at least a day.

you are one sick fuck

tranza · 06-03-2007, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

Do it. DO IT. Not only will it make you feel *way* better, but you'll be doing yourself (and humanity) a favor in the long run. Their claws are really sharp though (unless it's declawed, which I recommend if you intend to enslave a cat for future questioning and/or to torture for fun) so you may have to bound it first before you choke it to death. If you don't want to strangle it (

) then you may want to go the 'lighter' route and give it some meat (just about any will do) that has been tainted with antifreeze. You don't need much antifreeze, about 1/4th an ounce will do. BE SURE to let the meat soak for at least a day.

Lololololool....

06-03-2007, 03:47 PM

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IllTestYourGirls · 06-03-2007, 04:50 PM

The jailbirds sing at the crack of dawn
We got records, they're locked in my head
I gotta a feelin' this deal has gone bad
The cat's in the bag and the bag's in the river

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Put the cat in a spare bedroom with a bunch of toys and a table near the window so it can look outside. This answer won't fix the couch but will prevent you strangling it when it fucks up again. And it will.

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	On the bright side look at all of your mother's stuff you probably broke when you were a kid ..... and she still kept you. And never had you neutered

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