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budz 06-02-2007 09:33 PM

leather repair? (cat claw holes)
 
So, my mom is away and I have her cat here. The fucking cat has back claws. I thought she was completely declawed, my bad.

Anyways, the cat has left about 6 or 7 random tiny holes in the leather couch

is this repairable with a kit? or is there any easy fixes besides buying a kit ?

I so want to kill this cat right now,.. FUCK.

L-Pink 06-02-2007 09:38 PM

Put the cat in a spare bedroom with a bunch of toys and a table near the window so it can look outside. This answer won't fix the couch but will prevent you strangling it when it fucks up again. And it will.

budz 06-02-2007 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 12533503)
Put the cat in a spare bedroom with a bunch of toys and a table near the window so it can look outside. This answer won't fix the couch but will prevent you strangling it when it fucks up again. And it will.

im taking it back to my moms right now

fuck that cat, LOL.

bbiaf I hope to see some ways to repair this when i return :\

if not a googling i will go

born2blog 06-02-2007 09:41 PM

What L-Pink said

tical 06-02-2007 09:42 PM

i always used to see an infomercial for some leather repair kit... who knows how good it worked

L-Pink 06-02-2007 09:47 PM

On the bright side look at all of your mother's stuff you probably broke when you were a kid ..... and she still kept you. And never had you neutered :1orglaugh

baddog 06-02-2007 09:51 PM

I would shave the cat, then skin it and use it to repair the holes

L-Pink 06-02-2007 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12533527)
I would shave the cat, then skin it and use it to repair the holes

Now, now, now, from what I remember there are a few canine acts of destruction at the baddog house .... Of course cats do it on purpose so you do have a valid point.

Screaming 06-02-2007 10:02 PM

pics would be cool

Screaming 06-02-2007 10:02 PM

pics would be cool

baddog 06-02-2007 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 12533550)
Now, now, now, from what I remember there are a few canine acts of destruction at the baddog house .... Of course cats do it on purpose so you do have a valid point.

actually, he only destroys his own stuff, if he was destroying mine our relationship would be a little different

budz 06-02-2007 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 12533520)
On the bright side look at all of your mother's stuff you probably broke when you were a kid ..... and she still kept you. And never had you neutered :1orglaugh

psh tried to kill her and she had me locked up, wtf :mad:

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12533527)
I would shave the cat, then skin it and use it to repair the holes

IT's a persian it'd make some nice mittens :x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming (Post 12533556)
pics would be cool

nothing really that visible.. just annoying if you know theyre there..

notabook 06-02-2007 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budz (Post 12533491)
I so want to kill this cat right now,.. FUCK.

Do it. DO IT. Not only will it make you feel *way* better, but you'll be doing yourself (and humanity) a favor in the long run. Their claws are really sharp though (unless it's declawed, which I recommend if you intend to enslave a cat for future questioning and/or to torture for fun) so you may have to bound it first before you choke it to death. If you don't want to strangle it (:() then you may want to go the 'lighter' route and give it some meat (just about any will do) that has been tainted with antifreeze. You don't need much antifreeze, about 1/4th an ounce will do. BE SURE to let the meat soak for at least a day.

budz 06-02-2007 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12533667)
Do it. DO IT. Not only will it make you feel *way* better, but you'll be doing yourself (and humanity) a favor in the long run. Their claws are really sharp though (unless it's declawed, which I recommend if you intend to enslave a cat for future questioning and/or to torture for fun) so you may have to bound it first before you choke it to death. If you don't want to strangle it (:() then you may want to go the 'lighter' route and give it some meat (just about any will do) that has been tainted with antifreeze. You don't need much antifreeze, about 1/4th an ounce will do. BE SURE to let the meat soak for at least a day.


lol, it was just a feeeling that I don't intend on acting upon :x

just took the cat to my moms crib and left it inside with a few days of food n water..

ssp 06-03-2007 03:12 AM

Used this on a Jaguar of mine once..

http://www.leatherique.com/

aico 06-03-2007 03:14 AM

sell the couch to a stripper and buy a new one.

u-Bob 06-03-2007 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12533667)
Do it. DO IT.

I was waiting for that one :)

amandaspost 06-03-2007 03:14 PM

I havn't found anything that really works. My cats scratched the hell out of my leather chair.

Michaelious 06-03-2007 03:19 PM

Yeah just kill the cat.

webmasterchecks 06-03-2007 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12533667)
Do it. DO IT. Not only will it make you feel *way* better, but you'll be doing yourself (and humanity) a favor in the long run. Their claws are really sharp though (unless it's declawed, which I recommend if you intend to enslave a cat for future questioning and/or to torture for fun) so you may have to bound it first before you choke it to death. If you don't want to strangle it (:() then you may want to go the 'lighter' route and give it some meat (just about any will do) that has been tainted with antifreeze. You don't need much antifreeze, about 1/4th an ounce will do. BE SURE to let the meat soak for at least a day.


you are one sick fuck

tranza 06-03-2007 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12533667)
Do it. DO IT. Not only will it make you feel *way* better, but you'll be doing yourself (and humanity) a favor in the long run. Their claws are really sharp though (unless it's declawed, which I recommend if you intend to enslave a cat for future questioning and/or to torture for fun) so you may have to bound it first before you choke it to death. If you don't want to strangle it (:() then you may want to go the 'lighter' route and give it some meat (just about any will do) that has been tainted with antifreeze. You don't need much antifreeze, about 1/4th an ounce will do. BE SURE to let the meat soak for at least a day.


Lololololool....

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IllTestYourGirls 06-03-2007 04:50 PM

The jailbirds sing at the crack of dawn
We got records, they're locked in my head
I gotta a feelin' this deal has gone bad
The cat's in the bag and the bag's in the river :thumbsup


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