Originally Posted by notabook

Do it. DO IT. Not only will it make you feel *way* better, but you'll be doing yourself (and humanity) a favor in the long run. Their claws are really sharp though (unless it's declawed, which I recommend if you intend to enslave a cat for future questioning and/or to torture for fun) so you may have to bound it first before you choke it to death. If you don't want to strangle it () then you may want to go the 'lighter' route and give it some meat (just about any will do) that has been tainted with antifreeze. You don't need much antifreeze, about 1/4th an ounce will do. BE SURE to let the meat soak for at least a day.