Taking care of the intoxicated - GoFuckYourself.com

mastamindz · 08-25-2002, 02:52 AM

I have to admit. I have never been drunk before and have never had the opportunity to hang out with someone who is pretending to be like a toilet duck. My girlfriend is pissed loaded right now.

What are some tips and techniques in dealing with the drunk and intoxicated.

SpaceAce · 08-25-2002, 02:53 AM

Don't let her sleep on her back.
Make sure she gets a LOT of water when she's awake.

SpaceAce

Brown Bear · 08-25-2002, 02:54 AM

You've never been drunk?

mastamindz · 08-25-2002, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
Don't let her sleep on her back.
Make sure she gets a LOT of water when she's awake.

SpaceAce

So doggy style is preferred??

mastamindz · 08-25-2002, 02:55 AM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
You've never been drunk?

I've never even had a full glass of alcohol.
But I've smoked and eaten just about every drug... Strange..

SpaceAce · 08-25-2002, 02:55 AM

I suppose that's a matter of opinion

Unless you want to risk having her choke to death on her own vomit, though, I'd keep her off her back.

SpaceAce

Brown Bear · 08-25-2002, 02:57 AM

Its all about water.

The more water she drinks the better she will feel...especially in the morning.

SpaceAce · 08-25-2002, 02:58 AM

See, that's two votes for water! A hangover is mostly dehydration.

SpaceAce

[Labret] · 08-25-2002, 03:00 AM

Take pictures. They love them the next day.

mastamindz · 08-25-2002, 03:03 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
Take pictures. They love them the next day.

Yeah I think I might
she's hugging the toilet at the moment

I lined the projectile area with towels so i dont have to clean it up.

SpaceAce · 08-25-2002, 03:06 AM

She'll be flattered that you cared enough to take pictures. And, if you show them to all your friends, it will give you and your girlfriend something to laugh at for years to come. Post them here, she'll thank you for it!

SpaceAce

Pornwolf · 08-25-2002, 03:07 AM

Vote #3 for water.

mastamindz · 08-25-2002, 03:07 AM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce
She'll be flattered that you cared enough to take pictures. And, if you show them to all your friends, it will give you and your girlfriend something to laugh at for years to come. Post them here, she'll thank you for it!

SpaceAce

Thats a great idea SpaceAce!

I think I might even make some christmas cards out of them for the family. Grandma likes it when we make things for her.

Houdini · 08-25-2002, 03:07 AM

Throw beads at her and she if she'll flash you. It'll tell you what she really did last night.

SpaceAce · 08-25-2002, 03:15 AM

LOL! I bet old granny would love to see your girlfriend eyeball-deep in the crapper

SpaceAce

Ted · 08-25-2002, 05:46 AM

#1 water or a sugary drink (red bull is awesome)
#2 Vitamin B
#3 Dont get into an argument, you'll never win
#4 tread carefully in the morning, dont make a lot of noise

But if she's driving the porcelin bus then she will have reduced the after effects to a great extent

B40 · 08-25-2002, 05:47 AM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
I have to admit. I have never been drunk before

WTF??

08-25-2002, 06:35 AM

Stick your fingers up your ass then put them down her throat. It will get all the poisons out of her.

Fletch XXX · 08-25-2002, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
Don't let her sleep on her back.
Make sure she gets a LOT of water when she's awake.

SpaceAce

BEFORE she goes to sleep.

Lack of hydration is the number one cause of headaches in a hangover.

Slick · 08-25-2002, 06:41 AM

Water is definately a good thing. What's always best to do is take some Tylenol before going to bed, so it can kick in while sleeping to help ya feel better in the morning.

beemk · 08-25-2002, 06:50 AM

fletch is right, if you wake up without water its already too late and you have a hangover. hangover is also from sugar withdrawl, because alcohol has so much sugar in it and you have none all of a sudden. drink gatorade the next day too because the electrolides(sp) help you hydrate better than water does.

Fletch XXX · 08-25-2002, 06:52 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
fletch is right, if you wake up without water its already too late and you have a hangover. hangover is also from sugar withdrawl, because alcohol has so much sugar in it and you have none all of a sudden. drink gatorade the next day too because the electrolides(sp) help you hydrate better than water does.

Yep. Sugar.

Idiots who drink "Mixed drinks." (alcohol and carbonated sugar water) wonder where the headaches come from?

Ill have my whisky on the rocks Maam.

Fletch XXX · 08-25-2002, 06:54 AM

PS. I have been known to play that *idiot* from time to time hehehe

[Labret] · 08-25-2002, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by Mr.Andersen
Fuck her. Fuck her bad.

That will make her feel better, and i'm not kidding

Hey god damnit, that site in your sig has been spamming the living fuck out me the last couple days.

http://movies.dumbhoes.net

I been getting a shitload of your fucking spam!

[Labret] · 08-25-2002, 07:27 AM

One more you die.

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SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	Don't let her sleep on her back. Make sure she gets a LOT of water when she's awake. SpaceAce

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08-25-2002, 02:55 AM	#6
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	I suppose that's a matter of opinion Unless you want to risk having her choke to death on her own vomit, though, I'd keep her off her back. SpaceAce

08-25-2002, 02:58 AM	#8
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	See, that's two votes for water! A hangover is mostly dehydration. SpaceAce

08-25-2002, 03:00 AM	#9
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Take pictures. They love them the next day.

08-25-2002, 03:06 AM	#11
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	She'll be flattered that you cared enough to take pictures. And, if you show them to all your friends, it will give you and your girlfriend something to laugh at for years to come. Post them here, she'll thank you for it! SpaceAce

08-25-2002, 03:07 AM	#12
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08-25-2002, 03:15 AM	#15
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	LOL! I bet old granny would love to see your girlfriend eyeball-deep in the crapper SpaceAce

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Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	#1 water or a sugary drink (red bull is awesome) #2 Vitamin B #3 Dont get into an argument, you'll never win #4 tread carefully in the morning, dont make a lot of noise But if she's driving the porcelin bus then she will have reduced the after effects to a great extent

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Water is definately a good thing. What's always best to do is take some Tylenol before going to bed, so it can kick in while sleeping to help ya feel better in the morning.

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