Taking care of the intoxicated
 

I have to admit. I have never been drunk before and have never had the opportunity to hang out with someone who is pretending to be like a toilet duck. My girlfriend is pissed loaded right now.

What are some tips and techniques in dealing with the drunk and intoxicated.

Don't let her sleep on her back.
Make sure she gets a LOT of water when she's awake.

SpaceAce

You've never been drunk?

So doggy style is preferred??

I've never even had a full glass of alcohol.
But I've smoked and eaten just about every drug... Strange..

I suppose that's a matter of opinion :) Unless you want to risk having her choke to death on her own vomit, though, I'd keep her off her back.

SpaceAce

Its all about water.

The more water she drinks the better she will feel...especially in the morning.

See, that's two votes for water! A hangover is mostly dehydration.

SpaceAce

Take pictures. They love them the next day.

Yeah I think I might
she's hugging the toilet at the moment

I lined the projectile area with towels so i dont have to clean it up.

She'll be flattered that you cared enough to take pictures. And, if you show them to all your friends, it will give you and your girlfriend something to laugh at for years to come. Post them here, she'll thank you for it!

SpaceAce

Vote #3 for water.

Thats a great idea SpaceAce!

I think I might even make some christmas cards out of them for the family. Grandma likes it when we make things for her.

Throw beads at her and she if she'll flash you. It'll tell you what she really did last night.

LOL! I bet old granny would love to see your girlfriend eyeball-deep in the crapper :)

SpaceAce

#1 water or a sugary drink (red bull is awesome)
#2 Vitamin B
#3 Dont get into an argument, you'll never win
#4 tread carefully in the morning, dont make a lot of noise

But if she's driving the porcelin bus then she will have reduced the after effects to a great extent

WTF??

Stick your fingers up your ass then put them down her throat. It will get all the poisons out of her.

BEFORE she goes to sleep.

Lack of hydration is the number one cause of headaches in a hangover.

Water is definately a good thing. What's always best to do is take some Tylenol before going to bed, so it can kick in while sleeping to help ya feel better in the morning.

fletch is right, if you wake up without water its already too late and you have a hangover. hangover is also from sugar withdrawl, because alcohol has so much sugar in it and you have none all of a sudden. drink gatorade the next day too because the electrolides(sp) help you hydrate better than water does.

Yep. Sugar.

Idiots who drink "Mixed drinks." (alcohol and carbonated sugar water) wonder where the headaches come from?

Ill have my whisky on the rocks Maam.

:winkwink:

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