What's a good way to tell surfers to stop being cheap? - GoFuckYourself.com

Marcus · 08-23-2002, 03:03 PM

Is there a good way to tell surfers that the free stuff they find on tgps will never be as good as what's inside a paysite?

Amputate Your Head · 08-23-2002, 03:03 PM

door to door?

greentea · 08-23-2002, 03:05 PM

Get there phone number and personally call each one directly.

quiet · 08-23-2002, 03:06 PM

thugcash.

Amputate Your Head · 08-23-2002, 03:07 PM

spam them

Fletch XXX · 08-23-2002, 03:07 PM

Let me get right on that.

with thinking*

Marcus · 08-23-2002, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
thugcash.

GuidoBucks

MadCat · 08-23-2002, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
thugcash.

LMAO !! I remember that one !!

greentea · 08-23-2002, 03:17 PM

Get the content they want and TEASE THEM with it.. Few pics of of what the niche is and then WITH BOLD TEXT etc tell them more of it is located here www.xxx..xxx for a $2.99 trial etc etc

Marcus · 08-23-2002, 03:23 PM

No I mean I get emails saying "Put up more of this "Or "I clicked the banner because it said to find more but they want a membership fee".

I just want to tell them all to fuck off and buy a membership.

I'm looking for a good way to word it because if I do I can turn these into more sales.

Amputate Your Head · 08-23-2002, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by Marcus
"I clicked the banner because it said to find more but they want a membership fee".

The correct response to this is as follows:

"Yes, moron. There is indeed a membership fee. Pay it and get the real porn or go stroke your pathetic appendage to the TV Guide. Either way, stop wasting my fucking time."

Carol@Pixipay · 08-23-2002, 03:37 PM

You could say something like this

We strive to provide our members (surfers) with only the highest quality adult material. Considering this, I have placed advertisements and the like on my site so that you are able to access only the best the Adult Industry has to offer. Although some of these sites may require a membership fee prior to billing I assure you that the material you will find within these sites are without question the best the internet has to offer.

Personally I'd tell them to fuck off cause the assholes that want More and More when they arent paying for shit anyway typically never pay. Course it is a dream of mine to tell customers to fuck off! So ......

Marcus · 08-23-2002, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings
You could say something like this

We strive to provide our members (surfers) with only the highest quality adult material. Considering this, I have placed advertisements and the like on my site so that you are able to access only the best the Adult Industry has to offer. Although some of these sites may require a membership fee prior to billing I assure you that the material you will find within these sites are without question the best the internet has to offer.

Ohhh that's good!

thank you

yeah I want to tell them to fuck off too, especially when they email me from a Web TV account. Don't even have a fucking computer.

Carol@Pixipay · 08-23-2002, 03:51 PM

no problem

I agree with you on the webtv customers !

On-top · 08-23-2002, 04:22 PM

Give them somekthing that they feel compelled to buy.

gothweb · 08-23-2002, 04:23 PM

You think you've got it bad... My girlfriend, the star of our main site, answers her own email and even chats with fans. I couldn't begin to guess how many times she is asked "can I see your picture" or "can you email me more pics" or "can I have a free membership"... People have even gotten upset that we charge for our work!

In answer to your problem... The best way to get people to realize that this isn't a free ride is to stop giving them a free ride. Yes, building a totally free site that upsells to sponsors makes money in the short term, but in the long term, people get spoiled.

B40 · 08-23-2002, 04:23 PM

Tell them if they don't buy they will be redirected to pop up hell.

Not only that but you'll change the home page to a pop up hell

08-23-2002, 03:03 PM	#1
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	What's a good way to tell surfers to stop being cheap? Is there a good way to tell surfers that the free stuff they find on tgps will never be as good as what's inside a paysite?

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	door to door? __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Get there phone number and personally call each one directly. __________________ blunts

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	spam them __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	thugcash.

08-23-2002, 03:17 PM	#9
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Get the content they want and TEASE THEM with it.. Few pics of of what the niche is and then WITH BOLD TEXT etc tell them more of it is located here www.xxx..xxx for a $2.99 trial etc etc __________________ blunts

08-23-2002, 03:23 PM	#10
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	No I mean I get emails saying "Put up more of this "Or "I clicked the banner because it said to find more but they want a membership fee". I just want to tell them all to fuck off and buy a membership. I'm looking for a good way to word it because if I do I can turn these into more sales.

08-23-2002, 03:37 PM	#12
Carol@Pixipay I have traffic for sale Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,118	You could say something like this We strive to provide our members (surfers) with only the highest quality adult material. Considering this, I have placed advertisements and the like on my site so that you are able to access only the best the Adult Industry has to offer. Although some of these sites may require a membership fee prior to billing I assure you that the material you will find within these sites are without question the best the internet has to offer. Personally I'd tell them to fuck off cause the assholes that want More and More when they arent paying for shit anyway typically never pay. Course it is a dream of mine to tell customers to fuck off! So ......

08-23-2002, 03:51 PM	#14
Carol@Pixipay I have traffic for sale Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,118	no problem I agree with you on the webtv customers !

08-23-2002, 04:22 PM	#15
On-top Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: IN Posts: 2,283	Give them somekthing that they feel compelled to buy. __________________ Dynamic Hosting

08-23-2002, 04:23 PM	#16
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	You think you've got it bad... My girlfriend, the star of our main site, answers her own email and even chats with fans. I couldn't begin to guess how many times she is asked "can I see your picture" or "can you email me more pics" or "can I have a free membership"... People have even gotten upset that we charge for our work! In answer to your problem... The best way to get people to realize that this isn't a free ride is to stop giving them a free ride. Yes, building a totally free site that upsells to sponsors makes money in the short term, but in the long term, people get spoiled. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

08-23-2002, 04:23 PM	#17
B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	Tell them if they don't buy they will be redirected to pop up hell. Not only that but you'll change the home page to a pop up hell __________________