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Marcus 08-23-2002 03:03 PM

What's a good way to tell surfers to stop being cheap?
 
Is there a good way to tell surfers that the free stuff they find on tgps will never be as good as what's inside a paysite?

Amputate Your Head 08-23-2002 03:03 PM

door to door?

greentea 08-23-2002 03:05 PM

Get there phone number and personally call each one directly.

quiet 08-23-2002 03:06 PM

thugcash.

Amputate Your Head 08-23-2002 03:07 PM

spam them

Fletch XXX 08-23-2002 03:07 PM

Let me get right on that.

with thinking*

:winkwink:

Marcus 08-23-2002 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
thugcash.
:1orglaugh

GuidoBucks

MadCat 08-23-2002 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
thugcash.
LMAO !! I remember that one !! :1orglaugh

greentea 08-23-2002 03:17 PM

Get the content they want and TEASE THEM with it.. Few pics of of what the niche is and then WITH BOLD TEXT etc tell them more of it is located here www.xxx..xxx for a $2.99 trial etc etc

Marcus 08-23-2002 03:23 PM

No I mean I get emails saying "Put up more of this "Or "I clicked the banner because it said to find more but they want a membership fee".

I just want to tell them all to fuck off and buy a membership.

I'm looking for a good way to word it because if I do I can turn these into more sales.

Amputate Your Head 08-23-2002 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
"I clicked the banner because it said to find more but they want a membership fee".
The correct response to this is as follows:

"Yes, moron. There is indeed a membership fee. Pay it and get the real porn or go stroke your pathetic appendage to the TV Guide. Either way, stop wasting my fucking time."

Carol@Pixipay 08-23-2002 03:37 PM

You could say something like this

We strive to provide our members (surfers) with only the highest quality adult material. Considering this, I have placed advertisements and the like on my site so that you are able to access only the best the Adult Industry has to offer. Although some of these sites may require a membership fee prior to billing I assure you that the material you will find within these sites are without question the best the internet has to offer.

Personally I'd tell them to fuck off cause the assholes that want More and More when they arent paying for shit anyway typically never pay. Course it is a dream of mine to tell customers to fuck off! So ......

Marcus 08-23-2002 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings
You could say something like this

We strive to provide our members (surfers) with only the highest quality adult material. Considering this, I have placed advertisements and the like on my site so that you are able to access only the best the Adult Industry has to offer. Although some of these sites may require a membership fee prior to billing I assure you that the material you will find within these sites are without question the best the internet has to offer.

Ohhh that's good! :thumbsup
thank you

yeah I want to tell them to fuck off too, especially when they email me from a Web TV account. Don't even have a fucking computer.

Carol@Pixipay 08-23-2002 03:51 PM

no problem

I agree with you on the webtv customers !

On-top 08-23-2002 04:22 PM

Give them somekthing that they feel compelled to buy.

gothweb 08-23-2002 04:23 PM

You think you've got it bad... My girlfriend, the star of our main site, answers her own email and even chats with fans. I couldn't begin to guess how many times she is asked "can I see your picture" or "can you email me more pics" or "can I have a free membership"... People have even gotten upset that we charge for our work!

In answer to your problem... The best way to get people to realize that this isn't a free ride is to stop giving them a free ride. Yes, building a totally free site that upsells to sponsors makes money in the short term, but in the long term, people get spoiled.

B40 08-23-2002 04:23 PM

Tell them if they don't buy they will be redirected to pop up hell.

Not only that but you'll change the home page to a pop up hell :thumbsup


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