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p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 04:43 PM

any tips, advice, places to see, property for sale thats a good deal and very nice?

early june taking a 10 day vacation there to scout some property. i know some of you losers live there or visit there... any tips?

if i move there, can i bring my cars, guns, horses?

whats the scoop?

Daruma · 05-20-2007, 05:04 PM

added you on skype - got some info for ya

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Daruma

added you on skype - got some info for ya

i dont use skype anymore.. i have:

aim epccsh
yahoo epiccash_trey
icq 417669891

thanks

one eight · 05-20-2007, 05:09 PM

there goes the neighborhood.

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by one eight

there goes the neighborhood.

dont be a dumb ass, im a valuable member of society with allot of money ;)

IllTestYourGirls · 05-20-2007, 05:21 PM

Have fun dogg, good luck with the buy

donkevlar · 05-20-2007, 05:23 PM

How safe is it for a whitey to live there anyways?

Gated community styles or?

Screaming · 05-20-2007, 05:23 PM

havent been and not sure i wanna go but good luck to you

hent · 05-20-2007, 05:26 PM

Daruma, can you ICQ me? Thanks.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-20-2007, 06:23 PM

Make up the spare room Trey, I won't be far behind you mate.

;-)

dissipate · 05-20-2007, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Make up the spare room Trey, I won't be far behind you mate.

;-)

You're coming to visit me?

jimb · 05-20-2007, 06:52 PM

Lots of great investment opportunities down here in the CR!

Let me know if you need anything, I know you have already been chatting with Nick!

Jim

jimb · 05-20-2007, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar

How safe is it for a whitey to live there anyways?

Gated community styles or?

In the time I have been here, I have never had an issue. Just be smart about things and you will be fine.

We live in a gated community with a live-in guard. Very safe and secure.

Jim

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jimb

Lots of great investment opportunities down here in the CR!

Let me know if you need anything, I know you have already been chatting with Nick!

Jim

right on, thanks!

Deej · 05-20-2007, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

dont be a dumb ass, im a valuable member of society with allot of money ;)

You'll surely be kidnapped then

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

You'll surely be kidnapped then

that was my goal. to sacrifice myself for all your sins

stickyfingerz · 05-20-2007, 07:32 PM

Other than Webby living there I love it down there. Still might at least lease a place there at some point.

fuzebox · 05-20-2007, 08:16 PM

Interesting...

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Interesting...

im gonna be your neighbor. hope you dont have loud dogs, cause ill shoot em dead

CyberAgeGary · 05-20-2007, 08:23 PM

You might actually have a chance to get laid down there. I heard there are a lot of hookers... Good Luck..

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LatinCashGary

You might actually have a chance to get laid down there. I heard there are a lot of hookers... Good Luck..

i just got married to the hotest piece of pussy youll ever lay eyes on... getting pussy isnt very hard for me todo smart guy

seeric · 05-20-2007, 08:30 PM

PDIZZLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mo Money Mo Problems!!!!!!

Go third world, I want to.

Once you go, you don't come back.

The other good thing about CR is no taxes and you can become an expat if you choose and the gov won't come after ya.

Wooooo

Start livin life nowwwwwwwww.

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

PDIZZLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mo Money Mo Problems!!!!!!

Go third world, I want to.

Once you go, you don't come back.

The other good thing about CR is no taxes and you can become an expat if you choose and the gov won't come after ya.

Wooooo

Start livin life nowwwwwwwww.

why havent you done it?

seeric · 05-20-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

why havent you done it?

i'm scurred playa.

too busy bein stoopid an young for the last few years i got remainin to be stoopid and young, kinda, and still waste money till its all over.

i guess i will be not too far behind ya to be honest. cr is where i would be for sure though to be honest. great foundations there and in panama. both great spots to plant yourself.

i'd guess that i'd be in cr in about 4-5 years. i can only party in hollywood and l.a. for so long. i'll be ready to bounce and become and asset accordingly in about that time frame.

stickyfingerz · 05-20-2007, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

PDIZZLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mo Money Mo Problems!!!!!!

Go third world, I want to.

Once you go, you don't come back.

The other good thing about CR is no taxes and you can become an expat if you choose and the gov won't come after ya.

Wooooo

Start livin life nowwwwwwwww.

Watch out for the bushes yo!!!

tony286 · 05-20-2007, 09:06 PM

have fun and be safe

seeric · 05-20-2007, 09:07 PM

the other reason is that my platinum visa application got denied and my 2500k limit on the card was denied.

the man is against me too.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-20-2007, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

You're coming to visit me?

I am contemplating a major move.

Z · 05-20-2007, 09:25 PM

Costa Rica's real estate boom was over 2 years ago, crime's been rising for 3 years now and the entire country is one big tourist trap full of people who don't much like gringos and are happy to rip you off at every opportunity.

But have fun...

Panama is the #1 real estate market in the world, there is less crime here than in any US city and every major CANADIAN city. This country won't be one big tourist trap full of people who don't much like gringos for at least another 5 years.

will76 · 05-20-2007, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

any tips, advice, places to see, property for sale thats a good deal and very nice?

early june taking a 10 day vacation there to scout some property. i know some of you losers live there or visit there... any tips?

if i move there, can i bring my cars, guns, horses?

whats the scoop?

Wonder why you want to move there?

1. looking to open a casino?

2. Running from the police or lawsuits ?

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

Wonder why you want to move there?

1. looking to open a casino?

2. Running from the police or lawsuits ?

3. both?

seeric · 05-20-2007, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

3. both?

gangsta.... straight up.

wooooooooot.

Webby · 05-20-2007, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Other than Webby living there I love it down there. Still might at least lease a place there at some point.

You need a clean police record here - and they don't like people who pander to pedo fantasies. That fantasy lease may be short lived

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby

You need a clean police record here - and they don't like people who pander to pedo fantasies. That lease may be short lived

i have a record. wreckless driving and criminal mischief. both misdemeanors.

i highly doubt a country is going to deny me entry for that.

btw are you a chick? post pics and lets see those tits

WarChild · 05-20-2007, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

im gonna be your neighbor. hope you dont have loud dogs, cause ill shoot em dead

Actually, it's not too likely you'll be his neighbor. Better chance of you ending up mine, and I do have large loud dogs and guns.

seeric · 05-20-2007, 09:43 PM

i have a criminal record.

evasively pursued by dumb club chicks

pdizzzleeee we get you papers no problem.

juicy have the hook up with the nicaraguans. no problem ese'

stickyfingerz · 05-20-2007, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby

You need a clean police record here - and they don't like people who pander to pedo fantasies. That fantasy lease may be short lived

I have a spotless police record thanks. Havent even got a ticket in over 10 years. How did you get in then btw?

stickyfingerz · 05-20-2007, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

i have a record. wreckless driving and criminal mischief. both misdemeanors.

i highly doubt a country is going to deny me entry for that.

btw are you a chick? post pics and lets see those tits

He has tits, but they are covered by a nasty mat of gray hair and cheetos crumbs...

Webby · 05-20-2007, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

i have a record. wreckless driving and criminal mischief. both misdemeanors.

i highly doubt a country is going to deny me entry for that.

btw are you a chick? post pics and lets see those tits

(.)(.) - they seem to be drooping a bit

Na.. doubt that is a problem p1mpdogg - it's mainly serious crime (murder, fraud, rape, child offenses, drugs et al). The local Interpol office do a check for this in conjunction with immigration services.

PS Nobody's driving can be worse than here *lol*

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 09:51 PM

is the cocaine there really good? it must be, its right in line with the import route, cant be stomped on that much at that point.

fuck yea, CR here i come!

Webby · 05-20-2007, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

is the cocaine there really good? it must be, its right in line with the import route, cant be stomped on that much at that point.

fuck yea, CR here i come!

Hehe... Yea.. true.. it's on the white powder trail, but the tendency is to stay offshore and just go up the coast (not saying there are not attempted trans-shipments by road, but they are kinda rarer).

LE here work with other law agencies both south and north of CR (and up to the US). Even here, they are kinda sophisticated tho you'd never guess by seeing this country. Had some LE friends visting from the US and saw a "demo" of some elements. Example... despite the country can be *very* heavy in rainforest in parts (the kinda territory where people get lost and never seen again) - they can still track down routes by bugging and satellite positioning systems - eg an undercover plant can be working with transporters and just dropping small "bugs" along the way. This is picked by by satellite and if the "bug dropping" stops - can mean a problem etc..

There was one incident a while back which even amazed the locals. A small boat came into a bay. This boat had been followed from the south and on route to .. guess where? Once the boat was in the bay a copter appeared and started machine fire around the boat. The occupants started dumping packages overboard and did not appear willing to give up.

Anyways... they did give up in the end, but who knew Costa Rica even had armed helicopter??? *lol* People were picking up the packages of "stuff" which had been dumped overboard - and seriously doubt much of it was passed on to the law :-) When asked why the contents of the boat seemed sparse, the law guy says... "The tide was going out...." Hell, it always is when there are drugs floating in the water

crockett · 05-20-2007, 10:20 PM

Seriously look into the crime issues.. People there don't live behind prison style security fences for nothing. Some here claim there are no issues, but really why is it they always tell you "not to do anything stupid".

I was going to go to CR but I'm going to curacao insted.

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

Seriously look into the crime issues.. People there don't live behind prison style security fences for nothing. Some here claim there are no issues, but really why is it they always tell you "not to do anything stupid".

I was going to go to CR but I'm going to curacao insted.

very valid point

CyberAgeGary · 05-20-2007, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

i just got married to the hotest piece of pussy youll ever lay eyes on... getting pussy isnt very hard for me todo smart guy

One of those russian mail order brides?

Let's see a pic

BradM · 05-20-2007, 10:40 PM

I'll join ya soon.

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LatinCashGary

One of those russian mail order brides?

Let's see a pic

g$$$ · 05-20-2007, 10:42 PM

go live in jaco....tons of women

Webby · 05-20-2007, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

Seriously look into the crime issues.. People there don't live behind prison style security fences for nothing. Some here claim there are no issues, but really why is it they always tell you "not to do anything stupid".

I was going to go to CR but I'm going to curacao insted.

Crime here is little different to elsewhere crockett tho less than the US and a few other western countries. The main crimes by far, is petty theft (throw credit card fraud into that category) and this is predominantly around the San Jose area.

Unfortunately, the main source of crime is from folks living here illegally and who have "escaped" Nicaragua to try and earn a better living here. It's hardly surprising they have to resort to theft to stay alive - but the govt is fairly tolerant of them, but cracking down and shipping them back home.

Other prob major source of crime on a higher level is from immigrants (legal one's) who get involved in... all kinds of stuff.. drugs dealings, fraud etc. These folks are mainly from the US and, it's often the case they already have existing warrants issued in the US.

One woman from the NY area I knew who had been living here for around 12 years, - butter would not melt in her mouth

She had since married (to a high profile person in the car biz). One day a group of masked/armed officers arrived on her doorstep to arrest her for a .. think it was around $12mill fraud in the US years back and where a US judge had an outstanding warrant. She was shipped by to the US to stand trial and nobody talks about that

Curaçao and the islands are not much different - it may take other forms, but they still seem to attract "escapees" from other nations. You just have to select who you care to mix and associate with - there are people you speak to and others you don't want to go near with two sets of rubber gloves on.

p1mpdogg · 05-20-2007, 11:05 PM

can i pet the wild monkeys?

dev777 · 05-20-2007, 11:18 PM

im also planning on moving to CR soon. Anyone know how tolerant LE is towards people shooting porn?

Are the prison style fences and armed guards really necessary?

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	PDIZZLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mo Money Mo Problems!!!!!! Go third world, I want to. Once you go, you don't come back. The other good thing about CR is no taxes and you can become an expat if you choose and the gov won't come after ya. Wooooo Start livin life nowwwwwwwww.

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Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	Costa Rica's real estate boom was over 2 years ago, crime's been rising for 3 years now and the entire country is one big tourist trap full of people who don't much like gringos and are happy to rip you off at every opportunity. But have fun... Panama is the #1 real estate market in the world, there is less crime here than in any US city and every major CANADIAN city. This country won't be one big tourist trap full of people who don't much like gringos for at least another 5 years.

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