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Rocky · 08-22-2002, 11:42 PM

i just ate two sandwiches made up of garlic cream cheese, onions and pickles

Amputate Your Head · 08-22-2002, 11:43 PM

I just knew that condom couldn't be used a fourth time....

Rocky · 08-22-2002, 11:55 PM

communist condom recycling bastard

Pathfinder · 08-22-2002, 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by Rocky
i just ate two sandwiches made up of garlic cream cheese, onions and pickles

Well...if you get a craving for a peanut butter and bannana sandwich then yes; definitely pregnant.

Rocky · 08-22-2002, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by Pathfinder

Well...if you get a craving for a peanut butter and bannana sandwich then yes; definitely pregnant.

oh shit

ate that yesterday

and the day before i had peanut butter and popcorn sandwiches

Morgan · 08-23-2002, 02:12 AM

ok... let me tell you guys something... I have a pregnant girl living with me right now and she eats every 3.25 minutes. I think im pregnant too now. I eat when she eats now. I have gained 18 pounds in 3 days from all the junkfood shit we have now. My cupboards are overflowing with garbage foods. She told me that anyone around her will eat as if they were preggo too. wtf... someone please help me....

Steve · 08-23-2002, 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
ok... let me tell you guys something... I have a pregnant girl living with me right now and she eats every 3.25 minutes. I think im pregnant too now. I eat when she eats now. I have gained 18 pounds in 3 days from all the junkfood shit we have now. My cupboards are overflowing with garbage foods. She told me that anyone around her will eat as if they were preggo too. wtf... someone please help me....

quick fix - kick her out

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 08-23-2002, 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by Pathfinder

Well...if you get a craving for a peanut butter and bannana sandwich then yes; definitely pregnant.

HEY !!!

Peanut butter and banana ROCKS !!!

I never heard that being a pregnant craving .. with my wife it was Peanut butter and pickles .... 4-5 pickles on a saucer ... the peanut butter jar ... and a teaspoon !

Also there was a craving for nachos (not 7-11 shit either) at 4am ...

Joe Sixpack · 08-23-2002, 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky

oh shit

ate that yesterday

and the day before i had peanut butter and popcorn sandwiches

Holy shit! You're pregnant with Pathfinder's LOVE CHILD!

boneprone · 08-23-2002, 04:11 AM

bukkake sandwich

Paul Markham · 08-23-2002, 04:20 AM

Did you miss your last period?

Mind you, you always sound like you've got PMS

HomeGrown · 08-23-2002, 04:45 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I just knew that condom couldn't be used a fourth time....

You mean condoms can't be reused? Crap...

Chauncy · 08-23-2002, 07:45 AM

now I am scared my gf had a chocolate frosting peanut butter and popcorn sandwich last night right before we went to bed

FreeNetPass Steve · 08-23-2002, 08:18 AM

Maybe you're under the influence of illegal substances. That would explain the cravings.

Scootermuze · 08-23-2002, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
i just ate two sandwiches made up of garlic cream cheese, onions and pickles

Well.. I just did a bit of reading and .. no.. eating those things can't get ya pregnant...

Hot Tropical Babes · 08-23-2002, 09:32 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky

oh shit

ate that yesterday

and the day before i had peanut butter and popcorn sandwiches

I guess I have to marry you now! Well there goes the SEX!

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-

HEY !!!

Peanut butter and banana ROCKS !!!

I never heard that being a pregnant craving .. with my wife it was Peanut butter and pickles .... 4-5 pickles on a saucer ... the peanut butter jar ... and a teaspoon !

Also there was a craving for nachos (not 7-11 shit either) at 4am ...

If I remember correctly "fried" bannana's and peanut butter sandwiches were a favorite of the "King"; Elvis.

FlyingIguana · 08-23-2002, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by HomeGrown

You mean condoms can't be reused? Crap...

you can, but not if the condom expired

NikKay · 08-23-2002, 10:34 AM

MMMMM can I have a kiss with that kickin' breath Rocki??

MagicksAntics · 08-23-2002, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky
i just ate two sandwiches made up of garlic cream cheese, onions and pickles

Nah, you're safe.

Unless you drank the pickle juice. Then you're definately knocked up.

Tam · 08-23-2002, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky
i just ate two sandwiches made up of garlic cream cheese, onions and pickles

Well you are either pregnant OR you are trying subconsiously NOT to get laid... with breath like THAT? GOOD GOD!!!!! You won't get laid for the rest of your life if you keep eating that shit!!!!!!!

Beastiepoo · 08-23-2002, 11:06 AM

Don't listen to them. I'm 4 months gone and haven't had any specific cravings yet. You may just be in a funny food phase. If you think you might be knocked up, go get the test at the pharmacy.

Enchantress · 08-23-2002, 11:12 AM

Yes Rocky, it certainly sounds like you're pregnant. If you have any questions or concerns check here: http://www.malepregnancy.com/

Rocky · 08-23-2002, 11:43 AM

well i just took a home pregancy test and the results are in:

1) i'm the first pregnant male in history
2) i'm having Pathfinder's love child
3) i'm going to have bad breath
4) i'm going to get married to HTB
5) i'm going to get french kissed by NikKay
6) i'm going back to the kitchen to make myself another sandwich

and as a special tribute to GFY i'm going to name the baby Lensbaby

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
well i just took a home pregancy test and the results are in:

1) i'm the first pregnant male in history
2) i'm having Pathfinder's love child
3) i'm going to have bad breath
4) i'm going to get married to HTB
5) i'm going to get french kissed by NikKay
6) i'm going back to the kitchen to make myself another sandwich

and as a special tribute to GFY i'm going to name the baby Lensbaby

Beastiepoo · 08-23-2002, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
well i just took a home pregancy test and the results are in:

1) i'm the first pregnant male in history
2) i'm having Pathfinder's love child
3) i'm going to have bad breath
4) i'm going to get married to HTB
5) i'm going to get french kissed by NikKay
6) i'm going back to the kitchen to make myself another sandwich

and as a special tribute to GFY i'm going to name the baby Lensbaby

Hmm, that sounds like it might be a 'false negative'. Best go see your family doctor right away!

Rocky · 08-23-2002, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by Beastiepoo

Hmm, that sounds like it might be a 'false negative'. Best go see your family doctor right away!

well i followed all the instructions

E.P.T. Quick Stick

1. Remove the test stick from the foil packet and discard the freshness sachet.
(okay, i didn't discard the sachet, my dog came into the bathroom and ate it...but that shouldn't matter, right)

2. Pull the clear plastic splash guard back towards the thumb grip to expose the absorbent tip and also to protect the results window.
(splash guard, like my aim isn't accurate enough)

3. Hold the test stick by the thumb grip, point the absorbent tip downward, and urinate on the absorbant tip for at least 5 seconds. (Note: if more convenient may urinate into a clean cup and then immerse the absorbant tip into the urine for at least 5 seconds)
(okay, so i pissed on the stick for about 35 seconds, it was fun and good target practice)

4. Wait 2 minutes before reading the results.
(tick tock tick tock)

5. The formation of a pink/purple line in the small square control menu indicates that the test is working properly. (Note: if a line does not appear in the control window, the test is invalid)
(gulp, a purple line formed)

6. A pink/purple line in the large round window indicates a postive result and means the patient is most likely pregnant. No line (the absence of a line) in the large round window indicates that the patient is not pregnant.
(bingo, i'm pregnant)

08-22-2002, 11:42 PM	#1
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08-23-2002, 07:45 AM	#13
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08-23-2002, 02:12 AM	#6
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	ok... let me tell you guys something... I have a pregnant girl living with me right now and she eats every 3.25 minutes. I think im pregnant too now. I eat when she eats now. I have gained 18 pounds in 3 days from all the junkfood shit we have now. My cupboards are overflowing with garbage foods. She told me that anyone around her will eat as if they were preggo too. wtf... someone please help me....

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08-23-2002, 10:34 AM	#19
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08-23-2002, 11:06 AM	#22
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Don't listen to them. I'm 4 months gone and haven't had any specific cravings yet. You may just be in a funny food phase. If you think you might be knocked up, go get the test at the pharmacy. __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

08-23-2002, 11:12 AM	#23
Enchantress Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wa. U.S.A Posts: 121	Yes Rocky, it certainly sounds like you're pregnant. If you have any questions or concerns check here: http://www.malepregnancy.com/

08-23-2002, 11:43 AM	#24
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	well i just took a home pregancy test and the results are in: 1) i'm the first pregnant male in history 2) i'm having Pathfinder's love child 3) i'm going to have bad breath 4) i'm going to get married to HTB 5) i'm going to get french kissed by NikKay 6) i'm going back to the kitchen to make myself another sandwich and as a special tribute to GFY i'm going to name the baby Lensbaby __________________ Are you down with Sin?