Am I Pregnant?
 

i just ate two sandwiches made up of garlic cream cheese, onions and pickles

I just knew that condom couldn't be used a fourth time....

communist condom recycling bastard
:thefinger

Well...if you get a craving for a peanut butter and bannana sandwich then yes; definitely pregnant.

oh shit

ate that yesterday

and the day before i had peanut butter and popcorn sandwiches
:uhoh

ok... let me tell you guys something... I have a pregnant girl living with me right now and she eats every 3.25 minutes. I think im pregnant too now. I eat when she eats now. I have gained 18 pounds in 3 days from all the junkfood shit we have now. My cupboards are overflowing with garbage foods. She told me that anyone around her will eat as if they were preggo too. wtf... someone please help me....

quick fix - kick her out

HEY !!! :eek7

Peanut butter and banana ROCKS !!!

I never heard that being a pregnant craving .. with my wife it was Peanut butter and pickles .... 4-5 pickles on a saucer ... the peanut butter jar ... and a teaspoon !:winkwink:

Also there was a craving for nachos (not 7-11 shit either) at 4am ... :(

Holy shit! You're pregnant with Pathfinder's LOVE CHILD!

bukkake sandwich

Did you miss your last period?

Mind you, you always sound like you've got PMS:1orglaugh

You mean condoms can't be reused? Crap...

now I am scared my gf had a chocolate frosting peanut butter and popcorn sandwich last night right before we went to bed

Maybe you're under the influence of illegal substances. That would explain the cravings.

Well.. I just did a bit of reading and .. no.. eating those things can't get ya pregnant...

I guess I have to marry you now! Well there goes the SEX! :Graucho

If I remember correctly "fried" bannana's and peanut butter sandwiches were a favorite of the "King"; Elvis.

you can, but not if the condom expired

MMMMM can I have a kiss with that kickin' breath Rocki?? :winkwink:

Nah, you're safe.

Unless you drank the pickle juice. Then you're definately knocked up.

:thumbsup

Well you are either pregnant OR you are trying subconsiously NOT to get laid... with breath like THAT? GOOD GOD!!!!! You won't get laid for the rest of your life if you keep eating that shit!!!!!!!
:1orglaugh

Don't listen to them. I'm 4 months gone and haven't had any specific cravings yet. You may just be in a funny food phase. If you think you might be knocked up, go get the test at the pharmacy.

Yes Rocky, it certainly sounds like you're pregnant. If you have any questions or concerns check here: http://www.malepregnancy.com/

well i just took a home pregancy test and the results are in:

1) i'm the first pregnant male in history
2) i'm having Pathfinder's love child
3) i'm going to have bad breath
4) i'm going to get married to HTB
5) i'm going to get french kissed by NikKay
6) i'm going back to the kitchen to make myself another sandwich

and as a special tribute to GFY i'm going to name the baby Lensbaby

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Hmm, that sounds like it might be a 'false negative'. Best go see your family doctor right away!:winkwink:

well i followed all the instructions

E.P.T. Quick Stick

1. Remove the test stick from the foil packet and discard the freshness sachet.
(okay, i didn't discard the sachet, my dog came into the bathroom and ate it...but that shouldn't matter, right)

2. Pull the clear plastic splash guard back towards the thumb grip to expose the absorbent tip and also to protect the results window.
(splash guard, like my aim isn't accurate enough)

3. Hold the test stick by the thumb grip, point the absorbent tip downward, and urinate on the absorbant tip for at least 5 seconds. (Note: if more convenient may urinate into a clean cup and then immerse the absorbant tip into the urine for at least 5 seconds)
(okay, so i pissed on the stick for about 35 seconds, it was fun and good target practice)

4. Wait 2 minutes before reading the results.
(tick tock tick tock)

5. The formation of a pink/purple line in the small square control menu indicates that the test is working properly. (Note: if a line does not appear in the control window, the test is invalid)
(gulp, a purple line formed)

6. A pink/purple line in the large round window indicates a postive result and means the patient is most likely pregnant. No line (the absence of a line) in the large round window indicates that the patient is not pregnant.
(bingo, i'm pregnant)

:(