FACT: If you drive a Mustang you have a small penis: - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 05-16-2007, 10:14 AM

A) Ugly Cars
B) if you drive one you have a small penis

it is the token car for guys with small cocks. most women know this and target mustang owners because knowing that they have small cocks it will be easier for them to gold dig up some $.

g$$$ · 05-16-2007, 10:18 AM

C) I agree (since I dont drive a mustang)

tASSy · 05-16-2007, 10:25 AM

my favourite car EVER is a 1967 mustang with a 351c put in it. but that's because i put it in myself. i am female. i definitely have a small penis. i have a lot of nice big strapons though.

MetaMan · 05-16-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

my favourite car EVER is a 1967 mustang with a 351c put in it. but that's because i put it in myself. i am female. i definitely have a small penis. i have a lot of nice big strapons though.

that car is peeeeeemped.

SilkyJohnson · 05-16-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by g$$$

C) I agree (since I dont drive a mustang)

I've seen g$$$ driving a Camaro that's pretty much the same thing as driving a Mustang. Me on the other hand, I drive a nice roomy comfortable Cadillac...it's all about he comfort!!

SilkyJohnson · 05-16-2007, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

my favourite car EVER is a 1967 mustang with a 351c put in it. but that's because i put it in myself. i am female. i definitely have a small penis. i have a lot of nice big strapons though.

I like the color of blue that is, I've never seen a Mustang like that in that color...they're usually that lameass red.

MetaMan · 05-16-2007, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson

I've seen g$$$ driving a Camaro that's pretty much the same thing as driving a Mustang. Me on the other hand, I drive a nice roomy comfortable Cadillac...it's all about he comfort!!

no no it is not the same thing at all, i have a buddy who drives a Camaro and he is straight,

Stangs are 100% gay, trust me. they are chick cars and for gay guys.

gay guys drive it on purpose to get picked up by other gay guys. just like lesbians and their hiking boots gay guys have their Mustangs.

Casa Nova · 05-16-2007, 10:30 AM

My mother Drives a mustang lol

Iron Fist · 05-16-2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

gay guys drive it on purpose to get picked up by other gay guys. just like lesbians and their hiking boots gay guys have their Mustangs.

Hahaha.. just like when I see guys driving a Suzuki Sidekick. There's no way you can look straight driving that thing.

MetaMan · 05-16-2007, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Casa Nova

My mother Drives a mustang lol

BINGO, for chicks, gay guys and guys with small cocks (who are supposedly straight and drink Jager as their staple drink LOLLLLLLZ)

tASSy · 05-16-2007, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson

I like the color of blue that is, I've never seen a Mustang like that in that color...they're usually that lameass red.

hehe, i don't like any red cars really...i prefer black regardless. i think this one is midnight blue, which is not an original mustang colour. mine was raven black.

frostyimpressions · 05-16-2007, 10:33 AM

LOL I'll keep that in mind.

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B O B · 05-16-2007, 10:34 AM

Calling Rochard....

I guess the only way to prove this false is by showing us your cock Rochard...

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 05-16-2007, 10:35 AM

Thats really mean.....I don't like mustangs to begin with (except for the older looking ones), but my friend happens to have one...im not sure about his penis size, but i think he has a BIG heart :o)

tASSy · 05-16-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

that car is peeeeeemped.

it certainly is fully restored right down to the original rims. mine was a little more pimpette - that one likely has the original 289 hi-po engine in it and mine had a 351c and dual flowmaster exhaust, cougar bucket seats, a moon roof and the mustang emblem etched on the back window. definitely not restored to original condition but a ton of fun to drive. i like pushing the pedal to the metal at 80mph and still feeling my head jerk back.

oh and i removed the power steering pump so i could feel the 'muscle' of a car made of steel.

MetaMan · 05-16-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by YNOTBob

Calling Rochard....

I guess the only way to prove this false is by showing us your cock Rochard...

there is nothing to prove it is FACT, bet you he has a tadpole in his pants.

ADL Josh · 05-16-2007, 10:35 AM

My penis is inverted!

jonesonyou · 05-16-2007, 10:37 AM

cheap and ugly that car.

MetaMan · 05-16-2007, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Josh

My penis is inverted!

wow what an ugly ass car, you probably pick up all the cool gay guys and all the hot girls with missing teeth.

ADL Colin · 05-16-2007, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ

Thats really mean.....I don't like mustangs to begin with (except for the older looking ones), but my friend happens to have one...im not sure about his penis size, but i think he has a BIG heart :o)

Nope. His heart is two sizes too small

ytcracker · 05-16-2007, 10:39 AM

i had an 84 5.0 it was awesome

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 05-16-2007, 10:39 AM

Lets not start with the gay jokes now....!

MetaMan · 05-16-2007, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ

Lets not start with the gay jokes now....!

i thought we already did?

g$$$ · 05-16-2007, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson

I've seen g$$$ driving a Camaro that's pretty much the same thing as driving a Mustang. Me on the other hand, I drive a nice roomy comfortable Cadillac...it's all about he comfort!!

beeyotch!!! stop bumping your own threads!!!

ADL Colin · 05-16-2007, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

wow what an ugly ass car, you probably pick up all the cool gay guys and all the hot girls with missing teeth.

My DREAM girl is hot with missing teeth!

SilkyJohnson · 05-16-2007, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Hahaha.. just like when I see guys driving a Suzuki Sidekick. There's no way you can look straight driving that thing.

My mom used to drive one of those!!

And no they are not hetro.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 05-16-2007, 10:42 AM

No we didn't start yet .... what are you driving Metaman?!?

Casa Nova · 05-16-2007, 10:43 AM

I am a fan of mustangs.... and I will admit I dont haev a huge penis

Theres your proof haha

MetaMan · 05-16-2007, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ

No we didn't start yet .... what are you driving Metaman?!?

Lincoln LS

big cock, big brain, another big brain, i am chizzled, you would get wet just being in my presence.

me = huge groin area

memphismonroe · 05-16-2007, 10:44 AM

mustangs do nothing for us women....

MetaMan · 05-16-2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Casa Nova

I am a fan of mustangs.... and I will admit I dont haev a huge penis

Theres your proof haha

*hugs*

baddog · 05-16-2007, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson

..they're usually that lameass red.

Sounds to me like you would not recognize a Mustang as being a Mustang unless it was red.

ADL Josh · 05-16-2007, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

wow what an ugly ass car, you probably pick up all the cool gay guys and all the hot girls with missing teeth.

awwww shucks..it's too bad i don't have a nicer car, then i would be able to pick up the hot chicks like you metaman! your so cooool man, please teach me how to be cool!

TonyL · 05-16-2007, 10:49 AM

this post is outta hand LOL. I'd say the small cock car is those older porches... I've always disliked them for some reason.

MetaMan · 05-16-2007, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Josh

your so cooool man, please teach me how to be cool!

you can start with trashing your mustang!

cool1 · 05-16-2007, 10:49 AM

big cock Stang

small cock Mustang

SilkyJohnson · 05-16-2007, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Lincoln LS

I was looking at one of those before I found a DeVille for a good price with low miles. Nice looking cars, they look nice and comfortable.

MetaMan · 05-16-2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson

I was looking at one of those before I found a DeVille for a good price with low miles. Nice looking cars, they look nice and comfortable.

I love it! comfy as hell and rides nice and quiet.

ADL Eddie · 05-16-2007, 10:58 AM

72 Vega GT Coupe is my ride!

ADL Josh · 05-16-2007, 10:58 AM

here's a pretty kick ass video of some stangs(new and old), camaros, vettes, and of course smokin chicks!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...d=20155 40450

SilkyJohnson · 05-16-2007, 11:00 AM

Here is the most manly car ever made, if you can drive this around you have to have a big useful cock!

I was taught how to drive in one of these by my parents, at the time and still today I believe this to be the ugliest car ever made...EVER!!

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 05-16-2007, 11:01 AM

Maybe you dont like mustangs too much because your too old for then? i mean a lincoln? yea , i don't drive a great car hello it isnt even mine......but wow....i think a mustang will do more for me than a lincoln....btw you have absolutely no idea what can make me wet hun :o)

SilkyJohnson · 05-16-2007, 11:01 AM

Take 2

Here is the most manly car ever made, if you can drive this around you have to have a big useful cock!

I was taught how to drive in one of these by my parents, at the time and still today I believe this to be the ugliest car ever made...EVER!!

ADL Josh · 05-16-2007, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Lincoln LS

big cock, big brain, another big brain, i am chizzled, you would get wet just being in my presence.

me = huge groin area

lol, wow....i guarantee you this guy masturbates more than a fat kid on a snow day!!

who · 05-16-2007, 11:06 AM

Here's some news: Men with small penises have small penises!!

g$$$ · 05-16-2007, 11:11 AM

dont hate the playa..hate the game

MetaMan · 05-16-2007, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ

Maybe you dont like mustangs too much because your too old for then? i mean a lincoln? yea , i don't drive a great car hello it isnt even mine......but wow....i think a mustang will do more for me than a lincoln....btw you have absolutely no idea what can make me wet hun :o)

maybe is it because you are overweight and missing teeth? that is cool with me, but normally these types of girls like mustangs and dont mind small cocks because they cant do any better in the first place.

CE_Rashaan · 05-16-2007, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

no no it is not the same thing at all, i have a buddy who drives a Camaro and he is straight,

Stangs are 100% gay, trust me. they are chick cars and for gay guys.

gay guys drive it on purpose to get picked up by other gay guys. just like lesbians and their hiking boots gay guys have their Mustangs.

I drive a Cadillac

My buddy Hugo drives a Mustang though a New one all beefed up too...
We always joke around, but does this mean he is really GAY? hmmmm

Casa Nova · 05-16-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

*hugs*

I thank you for the support

ADL Josh · 05-16-2007, 11:27 AM

does that chick come with the escalade?!?..daaaaaamn

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