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MetaMan 05-16-2007 10:14 AM

FACT: If you drive a Mustang you have a small penis:
 
A) Ugly Cars
B) if you drive one you have a small penis

it is the token car for guys with small cocks. most women know this and target mustang owners because knowing that they have small cocks it will be easier for them to gold dig up some $.

g$$$ 05-16-2007 10:18 AM

C) I agree (since I dont drive a mustang) :thumbsup

tASSy 05-16-2007 10:25 AM

my favourite car EVER is a 1967 mustang with a 351c put in it. but that's because i put it in myself. i am female. i definitely have a small penis. i have a lot of nice big strapons though. :winkwink:

http://www.mostly-muscle-cars.com/im..._left_side.jpg

MetaMan 05-16-2007 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy (Post 12442022)
my favourite car EVER is a 1967 mustang with a 351c put in it. but that's because i put it in myself. i am female. i definitely have a small penis. i have a lot of nice big strapons though. :winkwink:

http://www.mostly-muscle-cars.com/im..._left_side.jpg

that car is peeeeeemped.

SilkyJohnson 05-16-2007 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by g$$$ (Post 12441988)
C) I agree (since I dont drive a mustang) :thumbsup

I've seen g$$$ driving a Camaro that's pretty much the same thing as driving a Mustang. Me on the other hand, I drive a nice roomy comfortable Cadillac...it's all about he comfort!!

SilkyJohnson 05-16-2007 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy (Post 12442022)
my favourite car EVER is a 1967 mustang with a 351c put in it. but that's because i put it in myself. i am female. i definitely have a small penis. i have a lot of nice big strapons though. :winkwink:

http://www.mostly-muscle-cars.com/im..._left_side.jpg

I like the color of blue that is, I've never seen a Mustang like that in that color...they're usually that lameass red.

MetaMan 05-16-2007 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 12442027)
I've seen g$$$ driving a Camaro that's pretty much the same thing as driving a Mustang. Me on the other hand, I drive a nice roomy comfortable Cadillac...it's all about he comfort!!

no no it is not the same thing at all, i have a buddy who drives a Camaro and he is straight,

Stangs are 100% gay, trust me. they are chick cars and for gay guys.

gay guys drive it on purpose to get picked up by other gay guys. just like lesbians and their hiking boots gay guys have their Mustangs.

Casa Nova 05-16-2007 10:30 AM

My mother Drives a mustang lol

Iron Fist 05-16-2007 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12442041)
gay guys drive it on purpose to get picked up by other gay guys. just like lesbians and their hiking boots gay guys have their Mustangs.

Hahaha.. just like when I see guys driving a Suzuki Sidekick. There's no way you can look straight driving that thing.

MetaMan 05-16-2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casa Nova (Post 12442057)
My mother Drives a mustang lol

BINGO, for chicks, gay guys and guys with small cocks (who are supposedly straight and drink Jager as their staple drink LOLLLLLLZ)

tASSy 05-16-2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 12442033)
I like the color of blue that is, I've never seen a Mustang like that in that color...they're usually that lameass red.

hehe, i don't like any red cars really...i prefer black regardless. i think this one is midnight blue, which is not an original mustang colour. mine was raven black. :thumbsup

frostyimpressions 05-16-2007 10:33 AM

LOL I'll keep that in mind.

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B O B 05-16-2007 10:34 AM

Calling Rochard....

I guess the only way to prove this false is by showing us your cock Rochard...

TubeTitans_SusieQ 05-16-2007 10:35 AM

Thats really mean.....I don't like mustangs to begin with (except for the older looking ones), but my friend happens to have one...im not sure about his penis size, but i think he has a BIG heart :o)

tASSy 05-16-2007 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12442024)
that car is peeeeeemped.

it certainly is fully restored right down to the original rims. mine was a little more pimpette - that one likely has the original 289 hi-po engine in it and mine had a 351c and dual flowmaster exhaust, cougar bucket seats, a moon roof and the mustang emblem etched on the back window. definitely not restored to original condition but a ton of fun to drive. i like pushing the pedal to the metal at 80mph and still feeling my head jerk back. :thumbsup

oh and i removed the power steering pump so i could feel the 'muscle' of a car made of steel. :2 cents:

MetaMan 05-16-2007 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob (Post 12442085)
Calling Rochard....

I guess the only way to prove this false is by showing us your cock Rochard...

there is nothing to prove it is FACT, bet you he has a tadpole in his pants. :2 cents:

ADL Josh 05-16-2007 10:35 AM

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...13/Avatar2.jpg

My penis is inverted!

jonesonyou 05-16-2007 10:37 AM

cheap and ugly that car.

MetaMan 05-16-2007 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Josh (Post 12442097)

wow what an ugly ass car, you probably pick up all the cool gay guys and all the hot girls with missing teeth. :1orglaugh

ADL Colin 05-16-2007 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ (Post 12442090)
Thats really mean.....I don't like mustangs to begin with (except for the older looking ones), but my friend happens to have one...im not sure about his penis size, but i think he has a BIG heart :o)

Nope. His heart is two sizes too small :pimp

ytcracker 05-16-2007 10:39 AM

i had an 84 5.0 it was awesome

TubeTitans_SusieQ 05-16-2007 10:39 AM

Lets not start with the gay jokes now....!

MetaMan 05-16-2007 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ (Post 12442128)
Lets not start with the gay jokes now....!

i thought we already did? :helpme

g$$$ 05-16-2007 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 12442027)
I've seen g$$$ driving a Camaro that's pretty much the same thing as driving a Mustang. Me on the other hand, I drive a nice roomy comfortable Cadillac...it's all about he comfort!!

beeyotch!!! stop bumping your own threads!!!

ADL Colin 05-16-2007 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12442110)
wow what an ugly ass car, you probably pick up all the cool gay guys and all the hot girls with missing teeth. :1orglaugh

My DREAM girl is hot with missing teeth!

SilkyJohnson 05-16-2007 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 12442060)
Hahaha.. just like when I see guys driving a Suzuki Sidekick. There's no way you can look straight driving that thing.

My mom used to drive one of those!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And no they are not hetro.

TubeTitans_SusieQ 05-16-2007 10:42 AM

No we didn't start yet .... what are you driving Metaman?!?

Casa Nova 05-16-2007 10:43 AM

I am a fan of mustangs.... and I will admit I dont haev a huge penis :(

Theres your proof haha

MetaMan 05-16-2007 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ (Post 12442144)
No we didn't start yet .... what are you driving Metaman?!?

Lincoln LS

big cock, big brain, another big brain, i am chizzled, you would get wet just being in my presence.

me = huge groin area

memphismonroe 05-16-2007 10:44 AM

mustangs do nothing for us women.... :)

MetaMan 05-16-2007 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casa Nova (Post 12442146)
I am a fan of mustangs.... and I will admit I dont haev a huge penis :(

Theres your proof haha

*hugs* :(

baddog 05-16-2007 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 12442033)
..they're usually that lameass red.

Sounds to me like you would not recognize a Mustang as being a Mustang unless it was red.

ADL Josh 05-16-2007 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12442110)
wow what an ugly ass car, you probably pick up all the cool gay guys and all the hot girls with missing teeth. :1orglaugh

awwww shucks..it's too bad i don't have a nicer car, then i would be able to pick up the hot chicks like you metaman! your so cooool man, please teach me how to be cool!

TonyL 05-16-2007 10:49 AM

this post is outta hand LOL. I'd say the small cock car is those older porches... I've always disliked them for some reason.

MetaMan 05-16-2007 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Josh (Post 12442180)
your so cooool man, please teach me how to be cool!

you can start with trashing your mustang! :1orglaugh

cool1 05-16-2007 10:49 AM

big cock Stang

http://www.dragtimes.com/images/6116...rd-Mustang.jpg

small cock Mustang

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SilkyJohnson 05-16-2007 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12442157)
Lincoln LS

I was looking at one of those before I found a DeVille for a good price with low miles. Nice looking cars, they look nice and comfortable. :thumbsup

MetaMan 05-16-2007 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 12442206)
I was looking at one of those before I found a DeVille for a good price with low miles. Nice looking cars, they look nice and comfortable. :thumbsup

I love it! comfy as hell and rides nice and quiet.

ADL Eddie 05-16-2007 10:58 AM

72 Vega GT Coupe is my ride!

ADL Josh 05-16-2007 10:58 AM

here's a pretty kick ass video of some stangs(new and old), camaros, vettes, and of course smokin chicks!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...d=20155 40450

SilkyJohnson 05-16-2007 11:00 AM

http://members.tripod.com/amc_guy/GrrEagle.jpg

Here is the most manly car ever made, if you can drive this around you have to have a big useful cock! :1orglaugh

I was taught how to drive in one of these by my parents, at the time and still today I believe this to be the ugliest car ever made...EVER!!

TubeTitans_SusieQ 05-16-2007 11:01 AM

Maybe you dont like mustangs too much because your too old for then? i mean a lincoln? yea , i don't drive a great car hello it isnt even mine......but wow....i think a mustang will do more for me than a lincoln....btw you have absolutely no idea what can make me wet hun :o)

SilkyJohnson 05-16-2007 11:01 AM

Take 2

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1..._jc214/AMC.jpg

Here is the most manly car ever made, if you can drive this around you have to have a big useful cock! :1orglaugh

I was taught how to drive in one of these by my parents, at the time and still today I believe this to be the ugliest car ever made...EVER!!

ADL Josh 05-16-2007 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12442157)
Lincoln LS

big cock, big brain, another big brain, i am chizzled, you would get wet just being in my presence.

me = huge groin area

lol, wow....i guarantee you this guy masturbates more than a fat kid on a snow day!!

who 05-16-2007 11:06 AM

Here's some news: Men with small penises have small penises!!

g$$$ 05-16-2007 11:11 AM

dont hate the playa..hate the game

MetaMan 05-16-2007 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ (Post 12442254)
Maybe you dont like mustangs too much because your too old for then? i mean a lincoln? yea , i don't drive a great car hello it isnt even mine......but wow....i think a mustang will do more for me than a lincoln....btw you have absolutely no idea what can make me wet hun :o)

maybe is it because you are overweight and missing teeth? that is cool with me, but normally these types of girls like mustangs and dont mind small cocks because they cant do any better in the first place. :thumbsup

CE_Rashaan 05-16-2007 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12442041)
no no it is not the same thing at all, i have a buddy who drives a Camaro and he is straight,

Stangs are 100% gay, trust me. they are chick cars and for gay guys.

gay guys drive it on purpose to get picked up by other gay guys. just like lesbians and their hiking boots gay guys have their Mustangs.



I drive a Cadillac

http://fubarwebmasters.com/galleries...1/100_2184.jpg

http://www.matrixcontent.com/rashaan/mycaddy1.jpg


My buddy Hugo drives a Mustang though a New one all beefed up too...
We always joke around, but does this mean he is really GAY? hmmmm

Casa Nova 05-16-2007 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12442168)
*hugs* :(

I thank you for the support :1orglaugh

ADL Josh 05-16-2007 11:27 AM

does that chick come with the escalade?!?..daaaaaamn:thumbsup


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