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How to get your girlfriend to quit dieting?
My girlfriend started a diet and is making my life miserable. Our romantic croissants/french bread/brie/cappucino brunches have been replaced by yoghurt with muesli. Our pizza (homemade)/italian mozzarella salad/wine dinners have been replaced by something undefinable and water. Our snacks have been replaced by lettuce.
And to make matters worse, what she doesn't seem to realize is that I don't dig skinny chicks. I like cute, slightly plump girls with big tits. However, if this goes on, she will become a skinny chick with a F-cup (the word deformed comes to mind). So how can I stop her?! How can I sabotage this evil diet-thing? |
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Smoke her out.
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Ask her to marry you.
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slap her around a bit, works wonders
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Hey dude try telling her, just a thought. Tell her you like her the way she is. But just maybe its a hint that your ass is a little huge and she cant fine a way of telling you.
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Yo that ain't funny...
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Nothing will stop her, because
You do Porn and look at beautiful women all day that alone gives her a complex You probably don't tell her often enough how beautiful she is You probably don't bring her flowers in the spur of the moment and tell her "I was thinking about you for the past few hours hunny" The only thing guys want is sex, and preferable with a knock out like Jenna J. So, don't waste your time, if she is not overweight and is going on a diet she is ready to find herself a new boyfriend and is looking for attention. She wants to look like one of the models who are airbrushed to death on the Internet Or, she has a party to go to (like NYC on 9/27) and trying to look good. If that is the case just LISTEN to her she tell you. Like hunny why are you dieting? Because were going to be at such and suchs party etc etc Hey shit I am on a diet to loose 16 lbs by that day and believe me my husbands life right now is miserable because I am dieting. I already bought clothes for that day and I WILL fit into them by September 27th.
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I feel your pain.
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I'm on a diet too...FUCK
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I tell her about 240 times a day how beautiful she is, how much I love her, and how she is the only girl I want. She gets as much attention as she could possibly want. The reason she's dieting is she thinks she's fat, she told me that. This isn't just for some party, she wants to keep this up for good. However, if she keeps it up, I'm gone. |
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Dump her and tell her it's because she's a boney neurotic and she will either straighten out and come back or she will go away and you can find another....Words DON'T MEAN SHIT, it's all in the actions...Just like telling her you love her, but not showing it, is waste of time...;)
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You would dump your girl because she wanted to take control of her body image, and look the way *she* wants to look? I have a suggestion for you...
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and then follow it up by the advice I should have given you to begin with. If you are having trouble with your relationship, the last thing you should be doing is asking for advice here. Say No to Drugs?.
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She's saying this is for good, and from the look of things, I believe her. |
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Eat how you like. Nobody to stop you. And let her know how you feel. If you can't disagree about something, and that makes you think you should get rid of her... Then what exactly is this "relationship" thing you claim to have with her?
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If she keeps this up, in a few months I simply won't find her sexually attractive anymore. Counting ribs makes me impotent. |
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I refer you to my original statement.. "Stop overreacting"
Yeah, it sounds like it sucks. Sounds like you have no control over her. Sounds like you'll have to give up some things you like. It sucks, but... Boo-fucking-hoo. Do you love her, or not? Gonna let that shit make a difference? It's your call.
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I don't want "control over her". However, I also don't want a neurotic girlfriend that starves herself and isn't able to think about anything else anymore. |
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I guess it isn't really my business. Just offering my advice, based on the principles I think matter in a relationship. Good luck.
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I like steffi's angle!
Its all your fault!
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Maybe it's just a phase and in another week she'll be sick of it.
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show a pic of her first before i give you my very apreciated advice
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I would do so, had it not been for her telling me she would rip my throat out with her bare hands if I ever posted her picture on this board. |
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Fine that you like kind of chubby girls, but I wouldn't stress myself out over this just because she is trying to lose a few pounds. WHy don't you be supportive and help her out as much as possible and bring as much information about eating healthy as possible. There are hundreds of restaurats that are on the whole "Health food" theme. I'm sure you can still take her out, and make healthy foods for her. Just broaden her horizon past lettuce and water and she will see that there are thousands of healthy good full meals to eat.
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That sucks. Smoking pot would help.
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I know how she feels, I've been trying to lose 28 pounds but now I found out I'm pregnant yesterday so there goes that plan!
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How to get her to stop dieting.....hmmmmmm......
You could tell her its over, you don't want her anymore, and then leave. She'll get depressed and go for the haagen daaz. Then tomorrow tell her you didn't mean it. Do this as frequently as you need to in order to keep her ribs hidden. Let her catch you in bed with a girl that's bigger than she is, and when she wants to know why tell her that once you saw the love handles on that girl you just couldn't help yourself.......LOL Ok, ok, all kidding aside. If you really care about this girl it shouldn't make a bit of difference if she loses 20 pounds or if she gains 20 pounds, she'd still be the same girl right? If you're the kind of person that won't stay in a relationship because someone gains or loses a dress size or two then you're a shallow fuck who shouldn't be in a relationship anyways That's my ![]() |
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Tell her the truth, if she really wants to lose weight its done through eating and exercise...if she doesn't eat all she is doing is scaring her body, it gets the idea, no food, hold onto the fat, she may see some loss, but its just water.
As for making her believe that you like healthy girls as opposed to waifs...you can't do anything, thats her ideas and mind set...and yeah you being in the porn indusrty does not help at all. Show her that you love her for her...forget telling her she looks too skinny, thats what she wants to hear, even if you say it with disgust. Good Luck! P.S. Check if she goes to pro-ana and mia sites...they're dangerous and only help the mind set |
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Tell her to go on birth control - that adds 20 pounds and doesn't let the weight slide again while she's on pills... If she can't stop dieting, at least you'll see no results from her obsession...
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Go on a junk food binge. Just cause she is eating heath food doesn't mean you have to. Start pigging out of Big Mac's and Pizza sweets like (chocolate brownies---WED BROWNIES) She will cave when she sees you enjoying them... Eat the brownies get the munchies...problem solved...hehehe
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withhold sex
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If you are eating out, quit paying her tab. If you are eating in, you do the grocery shopping.
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I got a better question
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