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Libertine · 08-22-2002, 04:21 PM

My girlfriend started a diet and is making my life miserable. Our romantic croissants/french bread/brie/cappucino brunches have been replaced by yoghurt with muesli. Our pizza (homemade)/italian mozzarella salad/wine dinners have been replaced by something undefinable and water. Our snacks have been replaced by lettuce.
And to make matters worse, what she doesn't seem to realize is that I don't dig skinny chicks. I like cute, slightly plump girls with big tits. However, if this goes on, she will become a skinny chick with a F-cup (the word deformed comes to mind).

So how can I stop her?! How can I sabotage this evil diet-thing?

08-22-2002, 04:21 PM
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	How to get your girlfriend to quit dieting? My girlfriend started a diet and is making my life miserable. Our romantic croissants/french bread/brie/cappucino brunches have been replaced by yoghurt with muesli. Our pizza (homemade)/italian mozzarella salad/wine dinners have been replaced by something undefinable and water. Our snacks have been replaced by lettuce. And to make matters worse, what she doesn't seem to realize is that I don't dig skinny chicks. I like cute, slightly plump girls with big tits. However, if this goes on, she will become a skinny chick with a F-cup (the word deformed comes to mind). So how can I stop her?! How can I sabotage this evil diet-thing?