An (unarmed) burglar enters your house... - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

BusterBunny · 05-14-2007, 06:57 PM

50 dead burglars

WarChild · 05-14-2007, 06:59 PM

I think most people on GFY are missing the most obvious answer that applies to most of them: Get caught with their pants down and get robbed blind while they cried softly in the corner.

tony286 · 05-14-2007, 06:59 PM

send out my moo moo to tear him a new ass while I call 911

fetishblog · 05-14-2007, 08:37 PM

Anyone that enters my house w/o my permission is going to die. I don't care if they are armed or not.

Webby · 05-14-2007, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

I think most people on GFY are missing the most obvious answer that applies to most of them: Get caught with their pants down and get robbed blind while they cried softly in the corner.

Sounds more like it!! *lol*

whomework · 05-14-2007, 08:44 PM

Wait till he reaches to steal one of my other guns and then put a few holes in him.

Rochard · 05-14-2007, 09:39 PM

the other night I was out smoking in my garage at 2am when I heard someone open up my back gate and start moving around. I made a lot noise, I grabbed a baseball bat flipped on the lights, and flew out the back door of the garage. All I saw was someone running down my street.

I would have broken both his knee caps and then put a bullet in the back of his skull.

No one breaks into my house while I'm home. Not gonna happen.

Pete-KT · 05-14-2007, 10:05 PM

There is always a Glock fully loaded under the bed, Ive been waitin for someone to try to come in

Pete-KT · 05-14-2007, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

the other night I was out smoking in my garage at 2am when I heard someone open up my back gate and start moving around. I made a lot noise, I grabbed a baseball bat flipped on the lights, and flew out the back door of the garage. All I saw was someone running down my street.

I would have broken both his knee caps and then put a bullet in the back of his skull.

No one breaks into my house while I'm home. Not gonna happen.

Dude you can't even run after them, You probably fell and broke your hip again as you tried to see why the squirrel was outside making noise.

jennym · 05-14-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by cool1

don't have a gun but do have 2 baseball bats close at hand that are itching to beat someone.
hoping to catch the asshole gangbangers around here spraying graffiti on the building, now that will be a fun time.

Yeah, you go girl. Get them gangbangers with your bat.

TexasDreams · 05-14-2007, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Dude you can't even run after them, You probably fell and broke your hip again as you tried to see why the squirrel was outside making noise.

Don't fuck with Rochard, he's got holsters mounted on his walker to protect his stash of Jagermeister.

tony286 · 05-14-2007, 10:11 PM

you shoot them running out of your house, your in a world of shit.

TexasDreams · 05-14-2007, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

you shoot them running out of your house, your in a world of shit.

Drag them back in, and bleach the sidewalks.

stickyfingerz · 05-14-2007, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

you shoot them running out of your house, your in a world of shit.

Drag them back in.

OzMan · 05-14-2007, 11:20 PM

Shove a gun up his nose, force him back to his getaway car and since I am likely not the first house that night, see if there is any of my neighbors stuff that interests me.

HomerSimpson · 05-14-2007, 11:32 PM

If its a male:
first I'd beat the shit out of him...
than I'd call the cops and beat him a little more while I'm waiting the cops to arrive.

If its a female:
replace beat with fuck in male scenario

Mr Pheer · 05-15-2007, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

I think most people on GFY are missing the most obvious answer that applies to most of them: Get caught with their pants down and get robbed blind while they cried softly in the corner.

or invite the burglar to use thier spare computer so they can type at them like they are a badass

D · 05-15-2007, 03:07 AM

I'd ask him to leave, and hope - for everyone's sake - that he would.

Buglary isn't a crime worth ending a life over, imho.

TBrown · 05-15-2007, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Introduce him to a good friend of mine....

....

Jesus Christ.

You're good man lol !

schneemann · 05-15-2007, 03:35 AM

Let my Bullmastiff take care of him.

u-Bob · 05-30-2007, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by schneemann

Let my Bullmastiff take care of him.

be sure to tape it.... there's a market for that stuff

CWeb · 05-30-2007, 06:11 AM

If he's unarmed, it shows he cares, so....

Take four long nails, a hammer and a can of gas. Crucify him to the floor with a nail in his hands and feet, pour the gas over him and light him up and stagger out the front door looking shocked and get a neighbor to call 911 and report a burglary/arson.

Then... make a claim on insurance for the value of your home, and git the hell out of a declining home market.

It's nice to spread some love around and earn in the process

calibra · 05-30-2007, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

Well maybe a little overboard but better safe than sorry

Yes, better safe than sorry. You're good

LadyMischief · 05-30-2007, 06:27 AM

I don't have to do anything.. My dogs will take care of it :P

BlackCrayon · 05-30-2007, 07:48 AM

If someone breaks into your home unarmed, all you have to do is let them know you are there and they'll be gone very quickly. People who break in without weapons don't want you to be home nor do they want to harm you.

Wizzo · 05-30-2007, 07:51 AM

In Florida, I shoot them dead and the law will protect me...

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 05-30-2007, 07:51 AM

beat him senseless and call the cops, i wouldnt have the guts to kill someone.

The Duck · 05-30-2007, 07:56 AM

In Sweden, we cant do shit. If we do something to the burglar, we go to jail. Yay.

Anthony · 05-30-2007, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

If someone breaks into your home, its not a social visit and its not time to fuck around. Shoot if you have a gun, find a way to leave quickly if you dont. You dont ever really know if someone is armed or not.

For instance, if you've met me.. was I armed or not? Trust me you dont know.

I would know.

Depending on where we met.

OzMan · 05-30-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I would know.

Depending on where we met.

in the hot tub?

05-14-2007, 06:57 PM	#51
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05-14-2007, 06:59 PM	#52
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05-14-2007, 09:39 PM	#57
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,022	the other night I was out smoking in my garage at 2am when I heard someone open up my back gate and start moving around. I made a lot noise, I grabbed a baseball bat flipped on the lights, and flew out the back door of the garage. All I saw was someone running down my street. I would have broken both his knee caps and then put a bullet in the back of his skull. No one breaks into my house while I'm home. Not gonna happen. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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05-15-2007, 03:07 AM	#68
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05-30-2007, 06:11 AM	#72
CWeb Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 245	If he's unarmed, it shows he cares, so.... Take four long nails, a hammer and a can of gas. Crucify him to the floor with a nail in his hands and feet, pour the gas over him and light him up and stagger out the front door looking shocked and get a neighbor to call 911 and report a burglary/arson. Then... make a claim on insurance for the value of your home, and git the hell out of a declining home market. It's nice to spread some love around and earn in the process

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