An (unarmed) burglar enters your house...
 

what do you do?

Kill him then hand him a knife.

Rape her if shes female?

u-bob pls icq me if you got a second, regarding your "epass services" ;)

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wow, seriously:warning

shoot him.
if he is not armed thats his problem not mine.

ditto....

beat the back of his skull in with the butt of my .45, then wait for the cops to get there.

BANG! Thud... "Who's there?"

Introduce him to a good friend of mine....




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Jesus Christ.

Shoot first, find out if they're armed later. Seriously, how would you know they're unarmed? "Really, I don't have a weapon, I'm just here to steal your stuff. Please don't hurt me, because I DON'T HAVE A WEAPON. You have to believe me because I'm a thief, not a liar".

Honestly, depending on the state, if they are found to be unarmed, you can be held liable for the death. (Not Texas, of course).
However, the burden is in if a "reasonable person" would have feared that their life, or the life of their loved ones were in jeopardy, then it is self defense.

The short answer, "Bust a cap in his ass" very few people get convicted of shooting an unarmed burgler in their home.
If you don't have a clear shot at his front, (you can't shoot him in the back),
blow the back of his knee out, and you can probably get an unlawful discharge citation and probation if the law is not on your side.

If my family was in the house, "Law be damned", if you have enough balls to break into peoples houses, then you have enough balls to take a bullet in the ass. And as such should expect it one day.
JMO

msg sent :)

don't have a gun but do have 2 baseball bats close at hand that are itching to beat someone.
hoping to catch the asshole gangbangers around here spraying graffiti on the building, now that will be a fun time.

In Arizona WOUND him and hand him a knife...kill him and you'd better shove an unregistered pistol with the serial number Dremeled off or you'll be doing a stretch in La Pinta.

I would smoke him with a baseball bat.

Shoot the fucker - hide the body and CSI be damned!

If you get caught - you become the next episode of Law & Order :)

I'd take my Louisville to his knees (assuming I knew for 100% certainty that he was unarmed) otherwise he'd get it in the face.

woops - sorry dad - forgot i gave you a key

I got 8 years in prison for bashing 2 burgulars last time I did it, so becareful

Kill them??? Why. Then it is over for them.

No, Make them remember what they did for the rest of thier lives. Break both knees, and both elbows.

They will Never EVER forget.

You must have caused some serious damage to get 8 years??

Well maybe a little overboard but better safe than sorry:winkwink:

Shoot them via the zipper effect and keep dry firing the gun till the cops show up. Voila! :thumbsup

two in the chest one in the head

pop 3 in the direction hes in and make it known that im holding 5 more clips, 3 more small arms, and 3 rifles are in hands distance

Chop off his legs, cuz then he'd be really fucked.

Mmmmm.. some folks deserve the society they live in - and well-matched to "unarmed burglars"...

Next stupid thread...

Beat the shit out of him... and hand him over to the police.

Why do you ppl feel the need for weapons when the punk is unarmed?

kill that mofo....

Because people in America are violent,which means the burglars are violent.
You never know what the intentions of people are any more in this country.
Some of the things that go on everyday here, people in other countries would never dream of doing to people, so...we have this get him, before he gets me attitude, and rightly so, if you make the mistake of giving someone the benefit of the doubt, it may cost you your life.

People are violent in America, that is just the way it is and it is impossible to know who the Nut Job is, until its too late. So anybody who looks to take advantage or harm others in this country , goes into it knowing, the stakes are high, and they are willing to take the risk, so fuck 'em.:thumbsup

Probably be shocked and awed that they got silenty through three Rottweilers.

Kill Kill Kill

I'm 5'0" and 45 years old. The chances of me beating the shit out of ANYONE is pretty much an illusion. If you come to my house to steal from me, you're going to get shot. I don't care if you're armed or not. :upsidedow

I keep a baseball bat handy. It would be put to good use... :pimp

probably say "hey lets go rob someone elses house... together!"

Laugh while my bros 3 big ass dogs chew on his ass.

I give him a hard time...

If someone breaks into your home, its not a social visit and its not time to fuck around. Shoot if you have a gun, find a way to leave quickly if you dont. You dont ever really know if someone is armed or not.

For instance, if you've met me.. was I armed or not? Trust me you dont know.

A good dog is the best burglar deterrent. I've got a 96 pound german shephard, and she tries to eat anyone she doesnt know that comes up to the house.

How do you know he is unarmed at 3AM with no visibility?

At 3am I dont care if they are armed or not. They are trespassing illegally. They knew the risk when they broke the threshold of my home. :2 cents:

beat his ass like he stole somethin, call 911

Shank the fucker and ask questions later

Hehe :winkwink: :thumbsup

after i got done ass raping him/her with a broom handle i would probable call the cops to com epick up his gaping leaking asshole

I would try to lecture him on good and evil in society and how employment is always better than turning to crime. I have a two page outline of topics I would lecture him on and I wouldn't let him leave until my speech/lecture was finished and he had enough time to ask any questions he might have. I would also give him a copy of the outline to help him remember the subject matter because I do cover a lot in a two hour time period.

:1orglaugh

Don't forget to order him back one week from that time for the written test :winkwink:

Seriously... it's awesome to see what a load of idiots claim they would do in bravado verbal - eg "beat his scull in", if it's a female "rape her".

The caveman lives :1orglaugh

I'd make up a good cup o' tea and pop some cookies in the oven.