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(felis madjewicus)
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It's 3:30am, I'm Retarded Stoned, & I Just Stuck My Camera In A Bear's Face
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Maybe the bear was jonesing, and just wanted to get high with you...
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I AM WEB 2.0
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(felis madjewicus)
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I think the bear may have hit a midnight bong toke, thus he decided to munch on the neighbours garbage in my backyard.
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Banned from Kimmy's couch
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Look at those eyes, I think that bear was higher than you. Ever see the movie "The Bear" where the cub eats the shrooms and trips out?
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I got scared as shit when I saw a mouse in my yard during the winter
I'd probably faint if I saw a bear
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thats awesome, give it some weed man
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I want to see pics 2-3-4 of him charging at you and malling you half to death ...lol
Your out of your mind .. I bring my shotgun when a raccoon is eating my garbage .. lol |
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throw some honey to him .........
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OMG... it might eat you alive...
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whoa - i'd be running back into my house ;)
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Try to feed him marshmallows like the Dan Aykroyd/SNL skit.
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you have bears in your neighbourhood? How cool is that!
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I wish we had a lil bit tigers and some elephants around here....but no...
just dogs and cats.....boring! |
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well alcohol gives courage
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You should have went over and shook his hand
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(felis madjewicus)
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bears are just a daily thing here. they're so used to people it's almost scary, i was about 12-15 feet away in that picture, though i was still pretty safe. there's about a 20 foot drop in front him that i'm pretty sure he wasn't interested in gappng. i was way closer when i first saw him without my camera. he's a nice big cinnamon black bear, i've seen him a few times now. it was a choice between unloading on him with my paintball gun or sticking a camera in his face, i figured the camera would do less to piss him off. next time he's getting pummeled by a furious storm of yellow paint...
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bro how come the neighbors garbage is in your backyard?
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(felis madjewicus)
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love the reflection in the bears eyes!
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Damn that's close!
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I make pixels work
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Hey boo boo... Lets get the fuck outa here....
good shot man
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that's awesome man, but do you think you could go back out and get a few more shots? I can't see the bear close enough ....
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awww, those eyes are scary...
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I need a beer
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Lol..that would be funny seeing a bear with paint ball splatters all over it
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Blow Me U Geeks
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my daddy says i'm special!
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Where the fuck do you live?!? I see a rare deer or racoon around here, smell skunk sometimes, and hear about mountain lion sightings occasionally out here in the 'burbs, but I would have to do some serious traveling for an actual bear encounter (aside from visiting the zoo or a gay bar). ADG |
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(felis madjewicus)
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i live in the british columbia interior, this place is heaven...
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Holy shit.. that would scare me to death
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Make STACK$
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be a jedi...
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Awesome pic and story!
A real man would get his fishing pole, some 100 pound test line and a can or two of spam and reel him for the new carpet he had been dreaming of! Chicken! Bear Carpet? Chickens? Oh shit here we go again. |
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I need a beer
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I live in British Columbia also..and it's hell..the walrus waddle into the city and the igloos are melting due to global warming
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ohh...green eyes...
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