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Old 05-11-2007, 03:34 AM   #1
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It's 3:30am, I'm Retarded Stoned, & I Just Stuck My Camera In A Bear's Face



now i have to clean up garbage in the morning death to all bears...
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Old 05-11-2007, 03:37 AM   #2
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Maybe the bear was jonesing, and just wanted to get high with you...

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Old 05-11-2007, 03:40 AM   #3
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Maybe the bear was jonesing, and just wanted to get high with you...

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Old 05-11-2007, 03:44 AM   #4
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I think the bear may have hit a midnight bong toke, thus he decided to munch on the neighbours garbage in my backyard.
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Old 05-11-2007, 04:21 AM   #5
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Look at those eyes, I think that bear was higher than you. Ever see the movie "The Bear" where the cub eats the shrooms and trips out?
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Old 05-11-2007, 04:49 AM   #6
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I got scared as shit when I saw a mouse in my yard during the winter

I'd probably faint if I saw a bear
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Old 05-11-2007, 05:05 AM   #7
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now i have to clean up garbage in the morning death to all bears...
Scay shit !!!!!
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:21 AM   #8
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thats awesome, give it some weed man
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:34 AM   #9
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I want to see pics 2-3-4 of him charging at you and malling you half to death ...lol

Your out of your mind .. I bring my shotgun when a raccoon is eating my garbage .. lol
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:45 AM   #10
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throw some honey to him .........
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:49 AM   #11
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OMG... it might eat you alive...
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:56 AM   #12
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whoa - i'd be running back into my house ;)
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:59 AM   #13
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Try to feed him marshmallows like the Dan Aykroyd/SNL skit.
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Old 05-11-2007, 10:40 AM   #14
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you have bears in your neighbourhood? How cool is that!
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Old 05-11-2007, 10:41 AM   #15
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I wish we had a lil bit tigers and some elephants around here....but no...
just dogs and cats.....boring!
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Old 05-11-2007, 10:44 AM   #16
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now i have to clean up garbage in the morning death to all bears...
hahaha.. stoner.. is that a grizzly? I can't believe you got that close and flashed it
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Old 05-11-2007, 12:16 PM   #17
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Old 05-11-2007, 12:39 PM   #18
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Hahah, thats great.
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Old 05-11-2007, 01:02 PM   #19
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Old 05-11-2007, 01:50 PM   #20
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bears are just a daily thing here. they're so used to people it's almost scary, i was about 12-15 feet away in that picture, though i was still pretty safe. there's about a 20 foot drop in front him that i'm pretty sure he wasn't interested in gappng. i was way closer when i first saw him without my camera. he's a nice big cinnamon black bear, i've seen him a few times now. it was a choice between unloading on him with my paintball gun or sticking a camera in his face, i figured the camera would do less to piss him off. next time he's getting pummeled by a furious storm of yellow paint...
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Old 05-11-2007, 01:55 PM   #21
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I think the bear may have hit a midnight bong toke, thus he decided to munch on the neighbours garbage in my backyard.
bro how come the neighbors garbage is in your backyard?
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Old 05-11-2007, 02:18 PM   #22
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bro how come the neighbors garbage is in your backyard?
the neighbours garbage is all over the neighbourhood now. just MOSTLY in my back yard...
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Old 05-11-2007, 02:30 PM   #23
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love the reflection in the bears eyes!
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Old 05-11-2007, 03:20 PM   #24
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Damn that's close!
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Old 05-11-2007, 04:13 PM   #25
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Hey boo boo... Lets get the fuck outa here....





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Old 05-11-2007, 04:22 PM   #26
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that's awesome man, but do you think you could go back out and get a few more shots? I can't see the bear close enough ....

hehehehehhe
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:23 PM   #27
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awww, those eyes are scary...
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:43 PM   #28
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Lol..that would be funny seeing a bear with paint ball splatters all over it
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:54 PM   #29
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Lol..that would be funny seeing a bear with paint ball splatters all over it
I was just thinking the samething
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it was a choice between unloading on him with my paintball gun or sticking a camera in his face, i figured the camera would do less to piss him off. next time he's getting pummeled by a furious storm of yellow paint...


Where the fuck do you live?!?

I see a rare deer or racoon around here, smell skunk sometimes, and hear about mountain lion sightings occasionally out here in the 'burbs, but I would have to do some serious traveling for an actual bear encounter (aside from visiting the zoo or a gay bar).

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Old 05-11-2007, 07:47 PM   #32
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i live in the british columbia interior, this place is heaven...
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Awesome pic and story!

A real man would get his fishing pole, some 100 pound test line and a can or two of spam and reel him for the new carpet he had been dreaming of! Chicken!

Bear Carpet? Chickens? Oh shit here we go again.
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Old 05-11-2007, 10:27 PM   #36
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I live in British Columbia also..and it's hell..the walrus waddle into the city and the igloos are melting due to global warming
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ohh...green eyes...
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