It's 3:30am, I'm Retarded Stoned, & I Just Stuck My Camera In A Bear's Face
 

http://www.kidsoncrack.com/bear.jpg

now i have to clean up garbage in the morning :mad: death to all bears...

Maybe the bear was jonesing, and just wanted to get high with you...

ADG

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL u cant fail with any line and the word "jonesing". :1orglaugh

I think the bear may have hit a midnight bong toke, thus he decided to munch on the neighbours garbage in my backyard.

Look at those eyes, I think that bear was higher than you. Ever see the movie "The Bear" where the cub eats the shrooms and trips out?

I got scared as shit when I saw a mouse in my yard during the winter

I'd probably faint if I saw a bear

Scay shit !!!!! :1orglaugh

thats awesome, give it some weed man

I want to see pics 2-3-4 of him charging at you and malling you half to death ...lol

Your out of your mind .. I bring my shotgun when a raccoon is eating my garbage .. lol

throw some honey to him .........

OMG... it might eat you alive...

whoa - i'd be running back into my house ;)

Try to feed him marshmallows like the Dan Aykroyd/SNL skit.
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you have bears in your neighbourhood? How cool is that!

I wish we had a lil bit tigers and some elephants around here....but no...
just dogs and cats.....boring!

hahaha.. stoner.. is that a grizzly? I can't believe you got that close and flashed it :1orglaugh

well alcohol gives courage

Hahah, thats great.

You should have went over and shook his hand

bears are just a daily thing here. they're so used to people it's almost scary, i was about 12-15 feet away in that picture, though i was still pretty safe. there's about a 20 foot drop in front him that i'm pretty sure he wasn't interested in gappng. i was way closer when i first saw him without my camera. he's a nice big cinnamon black bear, i've seen him a few times now. it was a choice between unloading on him with my paintball gun or sticking a camera in his face, i figured the camera would do less to piss him off. next time he's getting pummeled by a furious storm of yellow paint...

bro how come the neighbors garbage is in your backyard?

the neighbours garbage is all over the neighbourhood now. just MOSTLY in my back yard...

love the reflection in the bears eyes!

Damn that's close!

Hey boo boo... Lets get the fuck outa here....





good shot man

that's awesome man, but do you think you could go back out and get a few more shots? I can't see the bear close enough ....

hehehehehhe

awww, those eyes are scary...

Lol..that would be funny seeing a bear with paint ball splatters all over it

I was just thinking the samething:1orglaugh

my daddy says i'm special!

lollololollllllolololollloooool

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Where the fuck do you live?!?

I see a rare deer or racoon around here, smell skunk sometimes, and hear about mountain lion sightings occasionally out here in the 'burbs, but I would have to do some serious traveling for an actual bear encounter (aside from visiting the zoo or a gay bar).

ADG

i live in the british columbia interior, this place is heaven...

Holy shit.. that would scare me to death

be a jedi...

Awesome pic and story!

A real man would get his fishing pole, some 100 pound test line and a can or two of spam and reel him for the new carpet he had been dreaming of! Chicken!

Bear Carpet? Chickens? Oh shit here we go again.

I live in British Columbia also..and it's hell..the walrus waddle into the city and the igloos are melting due to global warming

ohh...green eyes...