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sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 17,860
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Fucking beautiful
She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellow'd to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impair'd the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens o'er her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express How pure, how dear their dwelling-place. And on that cheek, and o'er that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent! <small>? Lord Byron 1815</small> |
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Join Date: May 2002
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Poems make me horny. Do some more.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
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Sorry...
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Join Date: May 2002
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Oh yeah, yeah I got all the links. Thanks for that dude!
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Rosen-Villin
Posts: 5,738
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You--Gentlemen! by dint of long seclusion
From better company, have kept your own At Keswick, and, through still continu'd fusion Of one another's minds, at last have grown To deem as a most logical conclusion, That Poesy has wreaths for you alone: There is a narrowness in such a notion, Which makes me wish you'd change your lakes for Ocean. L.B. (hehehe)
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Boneprone is my pimp
Posts: 344
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Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girl friends eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie Fucked that one-eyed slut Slim! |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 384
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My favorite poem, a very popular one between history students like me:
YOU In all the world there's been one man alive and dead. Statistics to the contrary, statistics don't add up at all. Add the smell of rain and your dream the other night. That man's Ulysses, Abel, Cain, the first to sort out constellations, the first pyramid-builder, the writer of the Book of Changes' hexagrams, the smith who cut the runes on Hengist's sword, the bowman Einar Tamberskelver, Luis de Léon, the bookseller who sired Samuel Johnson, Voltaire's gardener, Darwin in the Beagle's prow, some Jew in the gas chamber, with time, me and you. One man died at Troy, Metaurus, Hastings, Austerlitz, Trafalgar, Gettysburg. One man died in hospitals, boats, hot solitude, alcoves of habit and love. One man looked at vasty sunrise. One man sampled the coolness of water, the fruits of the flesh. I speak of the one and only who's always alone. J.L. Borges |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Under Water
Posts: 2,067
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Jack and Jill
went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. See, it even teaches safe sex.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Rosen-Villin
Posts: 5,738
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Hahaha Terababes
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: www.whataboutbob.com
Posts: 288
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill Each with $1.25... ...Jill came down with $2.50! |
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