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Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail!!
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Hotel heiress and reality TV star Paris Hilton was ordered on Friday to spend 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation for alcohol-related reckless driving. A Los Angeles Superior Court judge ordered the 26-year-old celebrity socialite jailed for driving on a suspended license in February. He ordered her to report to jail on June 5. The judge, Michael Sauer, made the decision after a two-hour hearing during which Hilton insisted she was unaware that her driving privileges had been suspended when she was pulled over for driving without headlights on February 27. Hilton was placed on three years probation earlier this year for pleading no contest -- the equivalent of a guilty plea -- to alcohol-related reckless driving after a September 2006 arrest in Hollywood. She landed in hot water again in late February, when she was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood for driving without headlights. Police impounded her car, a $190,000 blue Bentley, when they discovered she was driving on a suspended license. . Will there a prison sex video coming soon? |
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45 days is fuck all really..good to see some judges leveling the playing field just a bit
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I just heard that...will be interesting to see how she copes. I bet it will just make her more famous and popular!
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she will make a reality show out of it
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I am going to love the jail photoshops
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bet she never spends a minute in a real jail
where that sentence would put her is in the la county jail if i am not mistaken. not a nice place. bet she doesn't do a day. money talks. daddy will have a nice little baggy of cashola delivered to judgey poo. ![]() ![]() and if she does end up somewhere you can bet it will make martha stewarts camp cupcake look like a compton sub station holding cell. |
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So what jail do you think she will go in?
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I have lawyers in the fam and I agree with Airek. She'll never see the prison walls. There will be appeals and so on. This will be dragged on for awhile and in the end, they will find a judge that will feel simpathetic to her for some BS reason.
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who on earth would waste time doing that?
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hopefully they put her ass in l.a. county where everyone else would go. however knowing how celebrities in l.a. of her status are treated by the city and county, she'll prob be sent to one of the womens detention camps on the outskirts like the type that martha was in.
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another thing that the county of l.a. is thinking of when assigning her to a facility would be the liability. once they take her into custody they are 100% responsible for her well being and anything that may happen to her. if another inmate does something to her they are liable. they will be thinking about that for sure. daddy hilton has millions of expendable income to sue them with. she's not your average inmate and they will plan it to avoid any danger to her if they are smart. sending her to a minimum security facility with very low level classified white collar offenders is probably what would be in the cards if she even sees the incarceration at all. i'm not trying to be mr know it all i am strictly speaking from what i learned as an officer way back when.
i'd love to see her do the whole 45 days in l.a. county and be treated like a regular citizen as it should be. |
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QUOTE: "While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF). Paris in Prison Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. -- just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn't available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum! For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy. During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity! As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection. Paris better get crackin', because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party! /QUOTE roflmao. |
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Of course she will be monitored more closely and probably sanctioned off to a more recluse area but she still will be vulnerable if someone really is psycho
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I hope that girl goes to jail for the whole time with no exceptions
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Damn, here in Arizona you get ONE hot and a cot.
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For some reason I get the feeling that Evan from XPAY is trying to negotiate film rights with the L.A. County D.A.'s office this weekend.
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Wow I had a bet on this!
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michelle rodriguez got 90 days and did a whopping 4 hours. No way she will do 45 days.
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oh damn she's such a whore..policemen will going to fuck her!!nice photochop above eh...
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Dude an APPLE? You know they had apples in the GARDEN OF EDEN!?!?!?!
In Arizona in addition to a shitty bologna sandwich on old Wonder bread you get a fuckin' grapefruit.
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guess that would serve as a lesson for her to pay attention to small stuffs...she's too busy promoting herself she forgot even the law...
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will she take the faggy dog wih her?
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I hope she cheeks a camera phone and keeps us up to date. I am sure she'll be the yard stamp licker.
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I bet she pulls the standard Hollywood out and during her appeal she agrees to go to rehab and they agree to suspend her sentence as long as she successfully completes the rehab. Rehab is the new Hollywood way of getting out of anything so you know she will try to use it.
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finally a good message about her
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top nig.
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I think that she'll have "custom designed" jail cell with plasma tv, water bed, armani textures on bars and lots of other hi-class sheet... anyway it will be another great experience for her
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