IRS joke - pretty good one, read! - GoFuckYourself.com

czarina · 05-03-2007, 02:08 PM

At the end of the tax year the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do
you do with the candle drippings?"
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back
to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these matzo (bread) purchases? What do you do
with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "What do
you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you
perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do
is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Internal Revenue Service,
and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

Yngwie · 05-03-2007, 02:11 PM

LMAO that was pretty good.

SexualDragon · 05-03-2007, 02:43 PM

jeffrey · 05-03-2007, 02:49 PM

LOL

thats too funny

cranki · 05-03-2007, 02:50 PM

hahahaha good one

dav3 · 05-03-2007, 02:50 PM

lol, good one

dbavaria · 05-03-2007, 04:12 PM

Actually, they are sold:

http://www.foreskin.org/f4sale.htm

Baby foreskins can be used for research, medical purposes (skin grafts), and even face cream! Apparently they go for around $35 a pop...

Bruce_Miller · 05-03-2007, 04:20 PM

Nice one!

BV · 05-03-2007, 05:29 PM

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sicone · 05-03-2007, 05:34 PM

Los · 05-03-2007, 06:13 PM

AK · 05-03-2007, 06:30 PM

hahahaha too funny!

calibra · 05-03-2007, 08:22 PM

A good one, LOL!

woj · 05-03-2007, 10:12 PM

martinsc · 05-03-2007, 10:19 PM

ungratefulninja · 05-03-2007, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbavaria

Actually, they are sold:

http://www.foreskin.org/f4sale.htm

Baby foreskins can be used for research, medical purposes (skin grafts), and even face cream! Apparently they go for around $35 a pop...

I can't bring myself to click the link, but I'm envisioning a roaming band of baby foreskin thieves.

05-03-2007, 02:08 PM	#1
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	IRS joke - pretty good one, read! At the end of the tax year the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these matzo (bread) purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Internal Revenue Service, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

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