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czarina 05-03-2007 02:08 PM

IRS joke - pretty good one, read!
 
At the end of the tax year the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do
you do with the candle drippings?"
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back
to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these matzo (bread) purchases? What do you do
with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "What do
you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you
perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do
is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Internal Revenue Service,
and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

Yngwie 05-03-2007 02:11 PM

LMAO that was pretty good.

SexualDragon 05-03-2007 02:43 PM

:1orglaugh

jeffrey 05-03-2007 02:49 PM

LOL

thats too funny

cranki 05-03-2007 02:50 PM

hahahaha good one :thumbsup

dav3 05-03-2007 02:50 PM

lol, good one

dbavaria 05-03-2007 04:12 PM

Actually, they are sold:

http://www.foreskin.org/f4sale.htm

Baby foreskins can be used for research, medical purposes (skin grafts), and even face cream! Apparently they go for around $35 a pop...

Bruce_Miller 05-03-2007 04:20 PM

Nice one!

BV 05-03-2007 05:29 PM

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sicone 05-03-2007 05:34 PM

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Los 05-03-2007 06:13 PM

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AK 05-03-2007 06:30 PM

hahahaha too funny!

calibra 05-03-2007 08:22 PM

A good one, LOL!

woj 05-03-2007 10:12 PM

:1orglaugh

martinsc 05-03-2007 10:19 PM

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ungratefulninja 05-03-2007 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbavaria (Post 12367345)
Actually, they are sold:

http://www.foreskin.org/f4sale.htm

Baby foreskins can be used for research, medical purposes (skin grafts), and even face cream! Apparently they go for around $35 a pop...


I can't bring myself to click the link, but I'm envisioning a roaming band of baby foreskin thieves.


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