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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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What's the first thing you do every morning?
After you go the bathroom of course. What's the first thing you do in the day?
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#2 |
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Location: Mom's basement
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Drink a glass of water.
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
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look at my clock and say "fuck i don't wanna get out of bed"
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Land of Smiling Pussy
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Check my CCbill stats(even before I go to bathroom)...
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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chug a bottle of water, and take my dog for a walk up a mountain trail. then go snowboarding.
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CHECK MY SIG-AMAZING SITE
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Hahah J. Falcon happy morning
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#7 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Masturbate...
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lurker
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take my oldest dog out of his crate
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#9 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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have a coffee and start reading
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I sleep in the morning !!
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#11 |
The one and only!
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pee and turn on my laptop
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#12 |
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Location: The Valley
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Jump in the shower... but after paintball on Saturday, I'm thinking I need to start taking up jogging.
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#13 |
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have a glass of water too and brush my teeth...
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#14 |
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hit snooze on my cell phone
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#15 |
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Location: Valley of the Sun
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That was classic dude.
I head straight from trying to piss with a hardon to my laptop in my office. I spend 20-30 minutes on and then I workout and make breakfast. After that, evey day is a little different.
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#16 |
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probably take a leak..
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#17 |
I need a beer
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Russle up some breakfast
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BACON BACON BACON
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i usually go straight to the computer
i want to start doing my workouts in the mornings before work |
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grab a drink then computer then feed/walk dog then whatever the day brings which is usually more computer something.
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my day starts exactly the same everyday... roll over, open the laptop, light a cig... say hi to the boss, let one dog out, feed another, got to the bathroom, let the dog i just fed out let the other one in and feed him, then go to work...
Oh throw grab a glass of pepsi in there somewhere
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Have a long breakfast outdoors...
And the toast needs to be just right - same with the coffee.
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#22 |
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Hit snooze here as well.
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Retired
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I usually have to try and figure out where I am, how I got there and what I did with my keys
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Smoke a joint and go for a 10K run. Someone tell me again how pot makes you lazy.
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#25 |
So Fucking Banned
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Location: Midwest, US
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#26 |
www.AdultCopywriters.com
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am I the only one besides WarChild?
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LoadedCash AM
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i get up at 6am and get the kids ready for school every weekday.. then I go back to bed until 9:30am lol
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#29 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: in a van down by the river
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Get up and turn off the alarm (have it sitting across the room so I have to get up), pee, gargle some listerine, put on my sweats, walk/jog 1.5 to 2 hours around town, eat 1 egg sandwich and a banana (with some OJ), shower, then head out the door to face the day.
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piss....
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#31 |
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after you go to the bathroom!!!!
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Sorry, I don't go to the bathroom first, the first thing I do is smoke a cig
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#33 |
FUKM ALL!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney
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I open my eyes!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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look at my kid sleeping and smile...
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Piss, and then start to wake the baby, providing it was not him, that woke me.
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35 replies and no one yet said "open GFY"?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Put the coffee on, take my dog outside.
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#38 |
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go back to sleep for another hour
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#39 |
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pee brush teeth
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#40 |
wtf
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I haven't gotten up in the morning in I don't know how long.
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#41 |
boots are my religion
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Heart of europe
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pissing... always
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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#43 |
8.8.8.8
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wake up and turn on the laptop next to me, check everything in the next hour then get out of bed to start the day
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pish..........and have a puff
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Writer
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I usually open my eyes and yawn first, before doing anything else
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ring my people and find out how much money they made me the day befor
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Retired
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You close it?
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Wake & bake, check my stats, email, IMs.
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#50 |
Now with more Jayne
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bathroom, get dressed, feed dogs, turn on computer
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