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J. Falcon 04-30-2007 03:53 PM

What's the first thing you do every morning?
 
After you go the bathroom of course. What's the first thing you do in the day?



Me...?


http://www.stoweboyd.com/photos/uncategorized/joint.jpg

Aquarius 04-30-2007 03:54 PM

Drink a glass of water.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-30-2007 03:57 PM

look at my clock and say "fuck i don't wanna get out of bed"

LB-69 04-30-2007 03:57 PM

Check my CCbill stats(even before I go to bathroom)...:winkwink:

quiet 04-30-2007 03:58 PM

chug a bottle of water, and take my dog for a walk up a mountain trail. then go snowboarding.

Elixir 04-30-2007 03:58 PM

Hahah J. Falcon happy morning :)

Drink a beer :)

Scott McD 04-30-2007 04:00 PM

Masturbate...

tony286 04-30-2007 04:02 PM

take my oldest dog out of his crate

Ssv 04-30-2007 04:03 PM

have a coffee and start reading

CaptainHowdy 04-30-2007 04:05 PM

I sleep in the morning !!

MandyBlake 04-30-2007 04:06 PM

pee and turn on my laptop

D 04-30-2007 04:07 PM

Jump in the shower... but after paintball on Saturday, I'm thinking I need to start taking up jogging.

sniperwolf 04-30-2007 05:53 PM

have a glass of water too and brush my teeth...:)

g$$$ 04-30-2007 06:03 PM

hit snooze on my cell phone

King Adam 04-30-2007 06:08 PM

That was classic dude.

I head straight from trying to piss with a hardon to my laptop in my office. I spend 20-30 minutes on and then I workout and make breakfast. After that, evey day is a little different.

woj 04-30-2007 06:13 PM

probably take a leak..

Spunky 04-30-2007 06:26 PM

Russle up some breakfast

Phoenix 04-30-2007 06:32 PM

i usually go straight to the computer
i want to start doing my workouts in the mornings before work

chaze 04-30-2007 06:37 PM

grab a drink then computer then feed/walk dog then whatever the day brings which is usually more computer something.

miss_twisted 04-30-2007 08:06 PM

my day starts exactly the same everyday... roll over, open the laptop, light a cig... say hi to the boss, let one dog out, feed another, got to the bathroom, let the dog i just fed out let the other one in and feed him, then go to work...

Oh throw grab a glass of pepsi in there somewhere

Webby 04-30-2007 08:09 PM

Have a long breakfast outdoors...

And the toast needs to be just right - same with the coffee.

Cerber 04-30-2007 08:12 PM

Hit snooze here as well.

sicone 04-30-2007 08:29 PM

I usually have to try and figure out where I am, how I got there and what I did with my keys

WarChild 04-30-2007 08:33 PM

Smoke a joint and go for a 10K run. Someone tell me again how pot makes you lazy.

thonglife 04-30-2007 08:45 PM


J. Falcon 04-30-2007 08:49 PM

am I the only one besides WarChild?

Phil LoadedCash 04-30-2007 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 12337399)
After you go the bathroom of course. What's the first thing you do in the day?



Me...?


http://www.stoweboyd.com/photos/uncategorized/joint.jpg


http://images.acclaimimages.com/_gal...1-3517_SM2.jpg
Now thats what I call a drug.

HAPPYPEEKERS 04-30-2007 08:52 PM

i get up at 6am and get the kids ready for school every weekday.. then I go back to bed until 9:30am lol

Spantastic 04-30-2007 09:47 PM

Get up and turn off the alarm (have it sitting across the room so I have to get up), pee, gargle some listerine, put on my sweats, walk/jog 1.5 to 2 hours around town, eat 1 egg sandwich and a banana (with some OJ), shower, then head out the door to face the day.

jakethedog 04-30-2007 09:49 PM

piss....

J. Falcon 04-30-2007 10:11 PM

after you go to the bathroom!!!!


PS: whats up with this skin? lol

mattz 04-30-2007 10:22 PM

Sorry, I don't go to the bathroom first, the first thing I do is smoke a cig

born4porn 04-30-2007 10:36 PM

I open my eyes! :thumbsup

martinsc 04-30-2007 10:40 PM

look at my kid sleeping and smile...

pornguy 04-30-2007 10:45 PM

Piss, and then start to wake the baby, providing it was not him, that woke me.

polish_aristocrat 04-30-2007 10:48 PM

35 replies and no one yet said "open GFY"?

CDSmith 04-30-2007 10:53 PM

Put the coffee on, take my dog outside.

:D

Kevin Marx 04-30-2007 11:08 PM

go back to sleep for another hour

angies 04-30-2007 11:29 PM

pee brush teeth

BV 04-30-2007 11:38 PM

I haven't gotten up in the morning in I don't know how long.

bobby666 04-30-2007 11:40 PM

pissing... always

uno 04-30-2007 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angies (Post 12339549)
pee brush teeth

That's just nasty. :disgust

madawgz 05-01-2007 12:24 AM

wake up and turn on the laptop next to me, check everything in the next hour then get out of bed to start the day

nikooo 05-01-2007 12:32 AM

pish..........and have a puff

Angelo22 05-01-2007 12:52 AM

I usually open my eyes and yawn first, before doing anything else

rotowa85 05-01-2007 01:01 AM

ring my people and find out how much money they made me the day befor

Vlad 05-01-2007 01:18 AM

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/chappelle_drugie.jpg

sicone 05-01-2007 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12339372)
35 replies and no one yet said "open GFY"?

You close it?

MissMina 05-01-2007 02:38 AM

Wake & bake, check my stats, email, IMs.

Sarah_Jayne 05-01-2007 02:43 AM

bathroom, get dressed, feed dogs, turn on computer


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