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RedShoe · 04-28-2007, 04:19 AM

Finish this joke and win the contest. I will make you the champion joke teller, er, I mean finisher, on GFY. You'll be the world champion. Ok, here's the joke:

"A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... "

k0nr4d · 04-28-2007, 04:35 AM

unrelated, but im listening to "choo choo project - hazin' and phazin'" and those titties in your sig are PERFECTLY beatmatched to it

CuriousToyBoy · 04-28-2007, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

"A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... "

"Shut the fuck up and give me your belt, can't you see my dog's strap-on is done gone an broke."

CurrentlySober · 04-28-2007, 07:21 AM

Dosnt that paricular joke end in:
Crash... Aghhhh... Thud... ?

DWB · 04-28-2007, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

Dosnt that paricular joke end in:
Crash... Aghhhh... Thud... ?

Yea, I think at this point someone falls through the ceiling.

seeandsee · 04-28-2007, 08:21 AM

"I need just one COCK TO SUCK , FUCK AND CUM ON ME!"

SteveLightspeed · 04-28-2007, 08:32 AM

"No I need to borrow your poodle slicer, I'm making a nice poodle and salami sandwich."

yeah, its early.

SteveLightspeed · 04-28-2007, 08:42 AM

And the Poodle answers "She doesn't, but after the night I just had, make mine a double!"

peeperpimp · 04-28-2007, 08:57 AM

She answers... "No just an empty glass I'll sit on my salami squirt out my pussy juice into the glass so my dog can drink it"

biskoppen · 04-28-2007, 09:13 AM

"No, I'm counting all the dangerous cows and their cartoon collections this summer!"

biskoppen · 04-28-2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

And the Poodle answers "She doesn't, but after the night I just had, make mine a double!"

I'm impressed, very well thought

wyldworx · 04-28-2007, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

Dosnt that paricular joke end in:
Crash... Aghhhh... Thud... ?

thats usually the sound one relates to the action of constipation.

psili · 04-28-2007, 10:19 AM

I actually googled that a while ago, and the only answers I could find was that Nelson's the only one who knows the punchline to it. Whatever the case, I'll say:

"The naked lady says.... 'A martini and a hatchet.... I hate this fucking poodle.'"

Linkster · 04-28-2007, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

"A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... "

I'll take a 15 - The bartender loks quizically "a 15?" Yeah she says - a 7 and 7

(OK so its an old one)

RedShoe · 04-28-2007, 11:28 AM

yeah, it's from the Breakfast Club, and apparently know one knows the punchline. So,e of you need to take a comedy class.

CuriousToyBoy · 04-28-2007, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

yeah, it's from the Breakfast Club, and apparently know one knows the punchline. So,e of you need to take a comedy class.

Killing it 3rd post would hAve been NO fun would it ?

Brekky Club a fav of mine ;-)

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psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	I actually googled that a while ago, and the only answers I could find was that Nelson's the only one who knows the punchline to it. Whatever the case, I'll say: "The naked lady says.... 'A martini and a hatchet.... I hate this fucking poodle.'" __________________ Your post count means nothing.

04-28-2007, 11:28 AM	#15
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	yeah, it's from the Breakfast Club, and apparently know one knows the punchline. So,e of you need to take a comedy class. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants