Finish this joke. {{CONTEST}}
 

Finish this joke and win the contest. I will make you the champion joke teller, er, I mean finisher, on GFY. You'll be the world champion. Ok, here's the joke:




"A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... "

unrelated, but im listening to "choo choo project - hazin' and phazin'" and those titties in your sig are PERFECTLY beatmatched to it

"Shut the fuck up and give me your belt, can't you see my dog's strap-on is done gone an broke."

:upsidedow

Dosnt that paricular joke end in:
Crash... Aghhhh... Thud... ?

:)

Yea, I think at this point someone falls through the ceiling.

"I need just one COCK TO SUCK , FUCK AND CUM ON ME!"

"No I need to borrow your poodle slicer, I'm making a nice poodle and salami sandwich."

yeah, its early.

And the Poodle answers "She doesn't, but after the night I just had, make mine a double!"

She answers... "No just an empty glass I'll sit on my salami squirt out my pussy juice into the glass so my dog can drink it"

"No, I'm counting all the dangerous cows and their cartoon collections this summer!"

I'm impressed, very well thought :)

thats usually the sound one relates to the action of constipation.:thumbsup

I actually googled that a while ago, and the only answers I could find was that Nelson's the only one who knows the punchline to it. Whatever the case, I'll say:

"The naked lady says.... 'A martini and a hatchet.... I hate this fucking poodle.'"

I'll take a 15 - The bartender loks quizically "a 15?" Yeah she says - a 7 and 7

(OK so its an old one) :1orglaugh

yeah, it's from the Breakfast Club, and apparently know one knows the punchline. So,e of you need to take a comedy class.

Killing it 3rd post would hAve been NO fun would it ?

Brekky Club a fav of mine ;-)

:winkwink: :thumbsup :pimp