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**k0nr4d** · 04-28-2007, 03:35 AM

unrelated, but im listening to "choo choo project - hazin' and phazin'" and those titties in your sig are PERFECTLY beatmatched to it

**CuriousToyBoy** · 04-28-2007, 03:38 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe

"A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... "

"Shut the fuck up and give me your belt, can't you see my dog's strap-on is done gone an broke."

**CurrentlySober** · 04-28-2007, 06:21 AM

Dosnt that paricular joke end in:
Crash... Aghhhh... Thud... ?

**DWB** · 04-28-2007, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

Dosnt that paricular joke end in:
Crash... Aghhhh... Thud... ?

Yea, I think at this point someone falls through the ceiling.

**seeandsee** · 04-28-2007, 07:21 AM

"I need just one COCK TO SUCK , FUCK AND CUM ON ME!"

**SteveLightspeed** · 04-28-2007, 07:32 AM

"No I need to borrow your poodle slicer, I'm making a nice poodle and salami sandwich."

yeah, its early.

**SteveLightspeed** · 04-28-2007, 07:42 AM

And the Poodle answers "She doesn't, but after the night I just had, make mine a double!"

**peeperpimp** · 04-28-2007, 07:57 AM

She answers... "No just an empty glass I'll sit on my salami squirt out my pussy juice into the glass so my dog can drink it"

**biskoppen** · 04-28-2007, 08:13 AM

"No, I'm counting all the dangerous cows and their cartoon collections this summer!"

**biskoppen** · 04-28-2007, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by SteveLightspeed

And the Poodle answers "She doesn't, but after the night I just had, make mine a double!"

I'm impressed, very well thought

**wyldworx** · 04-28-2007, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

Dosnt that paricular joke end in:
Crash... Aghhhh... Thud... ?

thats usually the sound one relates to the action of constipation.

**psili** · 04-28-2007, 09:19 AM

I actually googled that a while ago, and the only answers I could find was that Nelson's the only one who knows the punchline to it. Whatever the case, I'll say:

"The naked lady says.... 'A martini and a hatchet.... I hate this fucking poodle.'"

**Linkster** · 04-28-2007, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe

"A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... "

I'll take a 15 - The bartender loks quizically "a 15?" Yeah she says - a 7 and 7

(OK so its an old one)

**RedShoe** · 04-28-2007, 10:28 AM

yeah, it's from the Breakfast Club, and apparently know one knows the punchline. So,e of you need to take a comedy class.

**CuriousToyBoy** · 04-28-2007, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe

yeah, it's from the Breakfast Club, and apparently know one knows the punchline. So,e of you need to take a comedy class.

Killing it 3rd post would hAve been NO fun would it ?

Brekky Club a fav of mine ;-)

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