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ServerGenius · 08-19-2002, 06:55 AM

I have only 8 hours left in my twenties......within 8 hours I'll be 30
years OLD......and I admit I don't fucking like it. Only these 8 hours
seperate me from being young into being old....what should I do?

I feel like I have to become serious and shit.....and trust me I'm
not good at that....I'm mentally not ready to be 30 and I doubt
if I will ever be.

Luckily I still have the looks of a GOD....that's my only comfort
but I really feel depressed since I know from here....it will only
go downhill....

I don't celebrate my birthday this year....no pary, no cake
no nothing....fuck this is horrible....I think I will just get stoned
like a motherfucker and pass out on the beach.

Sorry guys/gals....I had to vent....this is really heavy for me....
Thanks for listening

DynaMite

mrthumbs · 08-19-2002, 06:58 AM

Sleazydream is over 30 and doing ok......

so Relaxxxxxxx

quiet · 08-19-2002, 06:59 AM

well, at least you still have the looks of a GOD.

i'll be there myself in 4 months and 8 days.

hahmike · 08-19-2002, 07:01 AM

wtf?

sleazydream is over 400lbs and doing okay.

until his heart explodes.

ServerGenius · 08-19-2002, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
Sleazydream is over 30 and doing ok......

so Relaxxxxxxx

Thanks I feel a lot better now......NOT

DynaMite

FATPad · 08-19-2002, 07:03 AM

quiet · 08-19-2002, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad

what would mr. friendly say?

TeraBabes · 08-19-2002, 07:04 AM

My advice: First, go get the last blow job of your 20s. A few hours later, celebrate your birthday with the first blow job of your 30s

Happy Birthday, man!

quiet · 08-19-2002, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes
My advice: First, go get the last blow job of your 20s. A few hours later, celebrate your birthday with the first blow job of your 30s :thumbsup

Happy Birthday, man!
:drinkup

i like that :)

TeraBabes · 08-19-2002, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
well, at least you still have the looks of a GOD.

i'll be there myself in 4 months and 8 days.

Sounds like it's almost time to retire..... Are you going to stick with the plan?

mrthumbs · 08-19-2002, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes
My advice: First, go get the last blow job of your 20s. A few hours later, celebrate your birthday with the first blow job of your 30s

Happy Birthday, man!

It's such a shame i recently discovered you are male
otherwise i would have had the perfect comment..

EscortBiz · 08-19-2002, 07:07 AM

happy birthday many more to come

nocostporn · 08-19-2002, 07:07 AM

it's good to be young

Let's have a bet on when dyna buys his first cherry red $100k sportscar

TeraBabes · 08-19-2002, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

It's such a shame i recently discovered you are male
otherwise i would have had the perfect comment..

haha... sorry. Maybe I should add that to my sig.

quiet · 08-19-2002, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes

Sounds like it's almost time to retire..... Are you going to stick with the plan?

absolutely. the plans have already been made. i am shutting down all operations on Sept 1st, 2003. i can't wait :)

FATPad · 08-19-2002, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

what would mr. friendly say?

Dunno. He was pissing me off so I kicked his ass and stuffed him in a closet for the rest of the day.

Ted · 08-19-2002, 07:17 AM

I did the thirty thing last weekend, no big deal, but the hangovers seem to hurt more than they did when I turned 20

TeraBabes · 08-19-2002, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

absolutely. the plans have already been made. i am shutting down all operations on Sept 1st, 2003. i can't wait

Sweet. I'm impressed. Then you can start travelling the world, right? I expect you will continue to check in to GFY and update us with your exploits...

BTW, if you have any sites that you don't want to go through the hassle of selling or shutting down, I'd be happy to take them off your hands!

ServerGenius · 08-19-2002, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes
My advice: First, go get the last blow job of your 20s. A few hours later, celebrate your birthday with the first blow job of your 30s

Happy Birthday, man!

That's 2 sexual performances within a 24H period.....I just told
you guys I'm getting 30.....that's not possible for a man of my
age

DynaMite

ServerGenius · 08-19-2002, 07:30 AM

Quiet...whatever the fuck you did....you did well and I know you're
not bullshitting either.....I admire you for that...you better fucking
enjoy it man!.....I had to adjust my plan a little...I will get there
though I'm on my way....it will just take another couple of years

DynaMite

nocostporn · 08-19-2002, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes

BTW, if you have any sites that you don't want to go through the hassle of selling or shutting down, I'd be happy to take them off your hands!

step off punk,My $5 and I have already made that move

Tipsy · 08-19-2002, 07:36 AM

You have to become serious at 30? Fuck that. I was 30 a few years ago now and still act like a 14 year old. Probably will until the day I die.

Gemini · 08-19-2002, 08:09 AM

Dyna, if you are this bent out of shape over turning 30, then you'd better pray for a train accident or something before you get to 40.

Can't do it twice in 24 hrs?!? I have an old man thats 46 and he can do 3 a day still (maybe not 3 a day for days on end but who wants that?). Its all in the mind darlin'.

So quit cryin'.

Schwick · 08-19-2002, 08:19 AM

Happy Birthday Sir.

buster · 08-19-2002, 08:38 AM

yo dyna happy birthday man !! hit me up when you get a chance !!!
peace
localg

schilli · 08-19-2002, 08:43 AM

I've been in my thirties now for three years... yes I am 33.
Have nothing to fear..... in fact here's a pic of me just before I turned 33...

http://www.chezchris.ca/pics/chris/chris_on_bed.jpg

Again... think of your thirties as well aged prime beef.... very tender... very satisfying.

Ya can't go wrong at thirty......

Naughty · 08-19-2002, 08:44 AM

What's next .. getting married?

Oh shit, you are, in 2 months

I am 30 as well, not that bad. In fact, I kinda like it. A new era.

ServerGenius · 08-19-2002, 08:58 AM

ThanX for the nice words....the pic was a bit too much though..
Yes Naughty thanks for reminding me I'm getting married in 2 months.....while I'm 30....<--- ya see here is proof....I would never
get married in my twenties....

LocalG Yes will do :-) have to fix some shit will hit you up in approx
2 hours :-)

DynaMite

RockDaddy · 08-19-2002, 09:32 AM

hahahahahahahahaha

Been there,done that. 7 yrs ago
Misery loves company, welcome to your midlife crises!
While it is perfectly acceptable for a guy in their
twenties to look at porn all day every day. Guys in their
thirties that do this are considered perverts. lol

Now you can also feel like a perv when you start checking
out the 18 yr old hotties. Especially when you have kids
around that age.

The good side is you won't be wasting as much time
jerking off as you used to ;). hahahahaha

Good luck and happy B-Day!

RD

mastamindz · 08-19-2002, 09:36 AM

Take up preisthood

ServerGenius · 08-19-2002, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RockDaddy
hahahahahahahahaha

Been there,done that. 7 yrs ago
Misery loves company, welcome to your midlife crises!
While it is perfectly acceptable for a guy in their
twenties to look at porn all day every day. Guys in their
thirties that do this are considered perverts. lol

Now you can also feel like a perv when you start checking
out the 18 yr old hotties. Especially when you have kids
around that age.

The good side is you won't be wasting as much time
jerking off as you used to ;). hahahahaha

Good luck and happy B-Day!

RD

I was just knocking one out while looking at a guy who was pissing in a teen her asshole which was opened with a speculum.

So you're saying that in a couple of hours this behaviour is perverted?

DynaMite

Backov · 08-19-2002, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

absolutely. the plans have already been made. i am shutting down all operations on Sept 1st, 2003. i can't wait

Not knowing anything about your biz I just have to ask - I hope you're not going to pull a BustyAmateurs.com and kill the site (and rebills) for the sake of your affiliates?

Selling good, shutting down bad.. ;>

Cheers,
Backov

RockDaddy · 08-19-2002, 09:58 AM

Quote:

guy who was pissing in a teen her asshole which was opened with a speculum. So you're saying that in a couple of hours this behaviour is perverted?

Why did that remind me of the "Doc, will I be able to play the piano when my broken arm heals?" joke??

But, yes... especially if there are any signs of drool on your chin.

RockDaddy · 08-19-2002, 10:02 AM

And I forgot to mention that when you enter your thirties and are extremely well hung that getting that occassional boner can cause you to pass out from the lack of blood left in your brain.

Kind of ruins the moment if you know what I mean.

quiet · 08-19-2002, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Backov
Not knowing anything about your biz I just have to ask - I hope you're not going to pull a BustyAmateurs.com and kill the site (and rebills) for the sake of your affiliates?

normally yes, but since i've found god those rules don't to me apply anymore lol. my traffic generation is mostly employee-based rather than affiliate-based, and those that work for me will be taken care of. i said sept 2003 (not 02) ;)

DynaSpain - you better believe i'll enjoy it :) happy b-day man...

Backov · 08-19-2002, 10:55 AM

I can't remember that guys name, but fuck did I want slap the shit out of that hypocritical bastard when I heard the whole story. Found God my ass. Very Christian of him to fuck his affiliates so hard.

How is the employee stuff working out for ya? We're thinking about something like that ourselves.. Got any tips to share to keep them around?

Hit me up on ICQ 5061408 if ya like.

Cheers,
Backov

ServerGenius · 08-19-2002, 11:46 AM

I'll be offline for the last hours.....I'm going to some cuban concert
here in Spain.....maybe some sol/salsa will get my mood up....
I'll be checking in after midnight my time.....

[paypal donate button] for my wheelchair

DynaMite

matty · 08-19-2002, 12:36 PM

Damn it, by the looks of the title i thought i may be able to get laid.

skazzel · 08-19-2002, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DynaSpain

That's 2 sexual performances within a 24H period.....I just told
you guys I'm getting 30.....that's not possible for a man of my
age

DynaMite

Dyna,

I'm sure someone here will glady post their quikmeds referral link code

I just turned 20 a year and a half ago so I can't even imagine 30 yet!

Skazzel

ServerGenius · 08-19-2002, 05:31 PM

Ok the inevitable has happened....I'm officially 30 now...had a nice
diner....saw a good cuban band playing.....and now I'm offered
Sex....maybe it's not so bad afterall.....I better take the offer now
before I'm too late!

DynaMite

Pornwolf · 08-19-2002, 05:59 PM

30! Oh boy! Goodbye Dyna. It was nice knowing your youthful self.

gaby · 08-19-2002, 06:30 PM

Happy birthday hon!

now you'll grow a beer belly like the other men.. hehe

HomeGrown · 08-19-2002, 06:44 PM

HAHA, your OLD!

Matt 26z · 08-19-2002, 09:59 PM

A lot of people freak out about their age for no reason. You have to ask yourself if the life you live has anything to do with your age. Usually not. There's no reason why a 30something can't act like they did when they were 20something. Especially guys. Heck, my 40yo cousin is considered "cool" to a lot of the young guys in their early 20's she knows.

08-19-2002, 06:55 AM	#1
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	Help Me I'm Desperate!!! I have only 8 hours left in my twenties......within 8 hours I'll be 30 years OLD......and I admit I don't fucking like it. Only these 8 hours seperate me from being young into being old....what should I do? I feel like I have to become serious and shit.....and trust me I'm not good at that....I'm mentally not ready to be 30 and I doubt if I will ever be. Luckily I still have the looks of a GOD....that's my only comfort but I really feel depressed since I know from here....it will only go downhill.... I don't celebrate my birthday this year....no pary, no cake no nothing....fuck this is horrible....I think I will just get stoned like a motherfucker and pass out on the beach. Sorry guys/gals....I had to vent....this is really heavy for me.... Thanks for listening DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

08-19-2002, 06:59 AM	#3
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	well, at least you still have the looks of a GOD. i'll be there myself in 4 months and 8 days. __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

08-19-2002, 07:04 AM	#8
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08-19-2002, 06:58 AM	#2
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	Sleazydream is over 30 and doing ok...... so Relaxxxxxxx

08-19-2002, 07:01 AM	#4
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	wtf? sleazydream is over 400lbs and doing okay. until his heart explodes.

08-19-2002, 07:03 AM	#6
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08-19-2002, 07:17 AM	#17
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	I did the thirty thing last weekend, no big deal, but the hangovers seem to hurt more than they did when I turned 20

08-19-2002, 07:30 AM	#20
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	Quiet...whatever the fuck you did....you did well and I know you're not bullshitting either.....I admire you for that...you better fucking enjoy it man!.....I had to adjust my plan a little...I will get there though I'm on my way....it will just take another couple of years DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

08-19-2002, 07:36 AM	#22
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	You have to become serious at 30? Fuck that. I was 30 a few years ago now and still act like a 14 year old. Probably will until the day I die. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

08-19-2002, 08:09 AM	#23
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Dyna, if you are this bent out of shape over turning 30, then you'd better pray for a train accident or something before you get to 40. Can't do it twice in 24 hrs?!? I have an old man thats 46 and he can do 3 a day still (maybe not 3 a day for days on end but who wants that?). Its all in the mind darlin'. So quit cryin'.

08-19-2002, 08:19 AM	#24
Schwick Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Right here, right now. Posts: 543	Happy Birthday Sir.

08-19-2002, 08:38 AM	#25
buster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 459	yo dyna happy birthday man !! hit me up when you get a chance !!! peace localg __________________ CUSTOM SETUP FOR EACH WEBMASTER !! JUST ASK ICQ 133566063 FREE CONTENT

08-19-2002, 08:43 AM	#26
schilli Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 265	I've been in my thirties now for three years... yes I am 33. Have nothing to fear..... in fact here's a pic of me just before I turned 33... http://www.chezchris.ca/pics/chris/chris_on_bed.jpg Again... think of your thirties as well aged prime beef.... very tender... very satisfying. Ya can't go wrong at thirty......

08-19-2002, 08:44 AM	#27
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	What's next .. getting married? Oh shit, you are, in 2 months I am 30 as well, not that bad. In fact, I kinda like it. A new era. __________________ seks.ai for sale - ping me

08-19-2002, 08:58 AM	#28
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	ThanX for the nice words....the pic was a bit too much though.. Yes Naughty thanks for reminding me I'm getting married in 2 months.....while I'm 30....<--- ya see here is proof....I would never get married in my twenties.... LocalG Yes will do :-) have to fix some shit will hit you up in approx 2 hours :-) DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

08-19-2002, 09:32 AM	#29
RockDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 750	hahahahahahahahaha Been there,done that. 7 yrs ago Misery loves company, welcome to your midlife crises! While it is perfectly acceptable for a guy in their twenties to look at porn all day every day. Guys in their thirties that do this are considered perverts. lol Now you can also feel like a perv when you start checking out the 18 yr old hotties. Especially when you have kids around that age. The good side is you won't be wasting as much time jerking off as you used to ;). hahahahaha Good luck and happy B-Day! RD

08-19-2002, 09:36 AM	#30
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08-19-2002, 10:02 AM	#34
RockDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 750	And I forgot to mention that when you enter your thirties and are extremely well hung that getting that occassional boner can cause you to pass out from the lack of blood left in your brain. Kind of ruins the moment if you know what I mean.

08-19-2002, 10:55 AM	#36
Backov Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Cat Detector Van Posts: 1,600	I can't remember that guys name, but fuck did I want slap the shit out of that hypocritical bastard when I heard the whole story. Found God my ass. Very Christian of him to fuck his affiliates so hard. How is the employee stuff working out for ya? We're thinking about something like that ourselves.. Got any tips to share to keep them around? Hit me up on ICQ 5061408 if ya like. Cheers, Backov __________________ <embed src="http://banners.spotbrokers.com/button.swf" FlashVars="clickURL=http://banners.spotbrokers.com" quality=high pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="120" height="60"></embed>

08-19-2002, 11:46 AM	#37
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	I'll be offline for the last hours.....I'm going to some cuban concert here in Spain.....maybe some sol/salsa will get my mood up.... I'll be checking in after midnight my time..... [paypal donate button] for my wheelchair DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

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08-19-2002, 05:31 PM	#40
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	Ok the inevitable has happened....I'm officially 30 now...had a nice diner....saw a good cuban band playing.....and now I'm offered Sex....maybe it's not so bad afterall.....I better take the offer now before I'm too late! DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

08-19-2002, 05:59 PM	#41
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	30! Oh boy! Goodbye Dyna. It was nice knowing your youthful self.

08-19-2002, 06:30 PM	#42
gaby Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 712	Happy birthday hon! now you'll grow a beer belly like the other men.. hehe

08-19-2002, 06:44 PM	#43
HomeGrown Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 345	HAHA, your OLD!

08-19-2002, 09:59 PM	#44
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	A lot of people freak out about their age for no reason. You have to ask yourself if the life you live has anything to do with your age. Usually not. There's no reason why a 30something can't act like they did when they were 20something. Especially guys. Heck, my 40yo cousin is considered "cool" to a lot of the young guys in their early 20's she knows.