Help Me I'm Desperate!!!
 

I have only 8 hours left in my twenties......within 8 hours I'll be 30
years OLD......and I admit I don't fucking like it. Only these 8 hours
seperate me from being young into being old....what should I do?

I feel like I have to become serious and shit.....and trust me I'm
not good at that....I'm mentally not ready to be 30 and I doubt
if I will ever be.

Luckily I still have the looks of a GOD....that's my only comfort
but I really feel depressed since I know from here....it will only
go downhill....

I don't celebrate my birthday this year....no pary, no cake
no nothing....fuck this is horrible....I think I will just get stoned
like a motherfucker and pass out on the beach.

Sorry guys/gals....I had to vent....this is really heavy for me....
Thanks for listening

DynaMite :mad:

Sleazydream is over 30 and doing ok......


so Relaxxxxxxx :thumbsup


:Graucho

well, at least you still have the looks of a GOD.

i'll be there myself in 4 months and 8 days.

wtf?

sleazydream is over 400lbs and doing okay.

until his heart explodes.

Thanks I feel a lot better now......NOT :helpme

DynaMite

what would mr. friendly say?

My advice: First, go get the last blow job of your 20s. A few hours later, celebrate your birthday with the first blow job of your 30s :thumbsup

Happy Birthday, man!
:drinkup

i like that :)

Sounds like it's almost time to retire..... Are you going to stick with the plan?

It's such a shame i recently discovered you are male
otherwise i would have had the perfect comment..

happy birthday many more to come

it's good to be young :)
Let's have a bet on when dyna buys his first cherry red $100k sportscar

haha... sorry. Maybe I should add that to my sig.

absolutely. the plans have already been made. i am shutting down all operations on Sept 1st, 2003. i can't wait :)

Dunno. He was pissing me off so I kicked his ass and stuffed him in a closet for the rest of the day.

I did the thirty thing last weekend, no big deal, but the hangovers seem to hurt more than they did when I turned 20 :1orglaugh

Sweet. I'm impressed. Then you can start travelling the world, right? I expect you will continue to check in to GFY and update us with your exploits...

BTW, if you have any sites that you don't want to go through the hassle of selling or shutting down, I'd be happy to take them off your hands!

That's 2 sexual performances within a 24H period.....I just told
you guys I'm getting 30.....that's not possible for a man of my
age :Graucho

DynaMite

Quiet...whatever the fuck you did....you did well and I know you're
not bullshitting either.....I admire you for that...you better fucking
enjoy it man!.....I had to adjust my plan a little...I will get there
though I'm on my way....it will just take another couple of years

DynaMite :thumbsup

step off punk,My $5 and I have already made that move

You have to become serious at 30? Fuck that. I was 30 a few years ago now and still act like a 14 year old. Probably will until the day I die.

Dyna, if you are this bent out of shape over turning 30, then you'd better pray for a train accident or something before you get to 40. :winkwink:

Can't do it twice in 24 hrs?!? I have an old man thats 46 and he can do 3 a day still (maybe not 3 a day for days on end but who wants that?). Its all in the mind darlin'. :thumbsup

So quit cryin'. :1orglaugh

Happy Birthday Sir.

yo dyna happy birthday man !! hit me up when you get a chance !!!
peace
localg

:BangBang:

I've been in my thirties now for three years... yes I am 33.
Have nothing to fear..... in fact here's a pic of me just before I turned 33...

http://www.chezchris.ca/pics/chris/chris_on_bed.jpg

Again... think of your thirties as well aged prime beef.... very tender... very satisfying.

Ya can't go wrong at thirty......

:winkwink:

What's next .. getting married?


Oh shit, you are, in 2 months:winkwink:

I am 30 as well, not that bad. In fact, I kinda like it. A new era.

ThanX for the nice words....the pic was a bit too much though..
Yes Naughty thanks for reminding me I'm getting married in 2 months.....while I'm 30....<--- ya see here is proof....I would never
get married in my twenties....

LocalG Yes will do :-) have to fix some shit will hit you up in approx
2 hours :-)

DynaMite :thumbsup

hahahahahahahahaha

Been there,done that. 7 yrs ago
Misery loves company, welcome to your midlife crises!
While it is perfectly acceptable for a guy in their
twenties to look at porn all day every day. Guys in their
thirties that do this are considered perverts. lol

Now you can also feel like a perv when you start checking
out the 18 yr old hotties. Especially when you have kids
around that age.

The good side is you won't be wasting as much time
jerking off as you used to ;). hahahahaha


Good luck and happy B-Day!

RD

Take up preisthood

I was just knocking one out while looking at a guy who was pissing in a teen her asshole which was opened with a speculum.

So you're saying that in a couple of hours this behaviour is perverted?

DynaMite :eek7

Not knowing anything about your biz I just have to ask - I hope you're not going to pull a BustyAmateurs.com and kill the site (and rebills) for the sake of your affiliates?

Selling good, shutting down bad.. ;>

Cheers,
Backov

Why did that remind me of the "Doc, will I be able to play the piano when my broken arm heals?" joke?? :helpme

But, yes... especially if there are any signs of drool on your chin.

And I forgot to mention that when you enter your thirties and are extremely well hung that getting that occassional boner can cause you to pass out from the lack of blood left in your brain.

Kind of ruins the moment if you know what I mean.

normally yes, but since i've found god those rules don't to me apply anymore lol. my traffic generation is mostly employee-based rather than affiliate-based, and those that work for me will be taken care of. i said sept 2003 (not 02) ;)

DynaSpain - you better believe i'll enjoy it :) happy b-day man...

I can't remember that guys name, but fuck did I want slap the shit out of that hypocritical bastard when I heard the whole story. Found God my ass. Very Christian of him to fuck his affiliates so hard.

How is the employee stuff working out for ya? We're thinking about something like that ourselves.. Got any tips to share to keep them around?

Hit me up on ICQ 5061408 if ya like.

Cheers,
Backov

I'll be offline for the last hours.....I'm going to some cuban concert
here in Spain.....maybe some sol/salsa will get my mood up....
I'll be checking in after midnight my time.....

[paypal donate button] for my wheelchair :1orglaugh

DynaMite

Damn it, by the looks of the title i thought i may be able to get laid.

Dyna,

I'm sure someone here will glady post their quikmeds referral link code :winkwink: I just turned 20 a year and a half ago so I can't even imagine 30 yet!


Skazzel

Ok the inevitable has happened....I'm officially 30 now...had a nice
diner....saw a good cuban band playing.....and now I'm offered
Sex....maybe it's not so bad afterall.....I better take the offer now
before I'm too late!

DynaMite :thumbsup

30! Oh boy! Goodbye Dyna. It was nice knowing your youthful self.

Happy birthday hon!

now you'll grow a beer belly like the other men.. hehe

HAHA, your OLD! :1orglaugh

A lot of people freak out about their age for no reason. You have to ask yourself if the life you live has anything to do with your age. Usually not. There's no reason why a 30something can't act like they did when they were 20something. Especially guys. Heck, my 40yo cousin is considered "cool" to a lot of the young guys in their early 20's she knows.