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dacash · 08-18-2002, 06:18 PM

Hey,

I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minster not a president.
I speak English and French, not American, and I pronounce it about, not 'a boot'.
It's pronounced roof, not 'rough', it's pronounced wash, not 'warsh'
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping not policing, diversity not assimilation,

and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed !

Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America, my name is Bob, and

I am Canadian!!!

B40 · 08-18-2002, 06:19 PM

You are a loser.

thechink · 08-18-2002, 06:19 PM

but you live somewhere in a basement?

dacash · 08-18-2002, 06:22 PM

I work in a basement but skip a few lines and i'll tell you a secret.

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-

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Ok no one is reading down here, i don't really work in a basement, it's just to fool the IRS.

foe · 08-18-2002, 06:23 PM

nobody cares

dacash · 08-18-2002, 06:25 PM

you guys needs to losen up.

Have a beer, have sex, do something...

Life is to short to be that uptight

Dawgy · 08-18-2002, 06:29 PM

its not even a real country anyway.

thechink · 08-18-2002, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
its not even a real country anyway.

<br><br> just a FRIGMENT of your imagination. Dawgy icq me.

Funbrunette · 08-18-2002, 07:17 PM

WOOOHOOO!

Am I driving you nuts yet...lol

[Labret] · 08-18-2002, 07:20 PM

Funbrunette · 08-18-2002, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

Hehehehe!

TheDoc · 08-18-2002, 07:41 PM

Everyone has their problems.

This is what canada is really about..

Fuck Canada

poetry by Paul Moeller

I moved to America
because
it's where a man walks a mile
not a
kilometre

because
when I watch the Olympics
I don't have to settle for Bronze

because
gasoline is under two dollars a gallon

because
the right color for money
is green

because
when I stand for
The Star Spangled Banner
I don't have to remain standing
to hear it in
French

because
at three o' clock in the morning
it's possible
to get a hamburger and fries
instead of nothing but a chill

because
the further away from Los Angeles you are
the smaller the cars get
until you end up in Prince Edward Island
where frost bitten drunk people drive around on toboggans

because
the guy who wrote the
Declaration of Independence
was a genius
and (I can't even think of a Canadian writer)

because
no matter how tough someone is
you'll always find someone else
who can kick their ass
and they don't have to use hockey sticks

because
everybody knows
who
Jack Nicholson is
and nobody knows who Bruno Gerussi is

because
in Virginia City
you can still get a warm whisky for two bucks
at a bar where Mark Twain used to sit
and in Canada
they don't have bars with history

because
pay phones aren't rotary dial

because
a bald eagle
is
better
than a beaver

and finally

because cops
shouldn't be in riding boots and bright red jackets
and ordered to hide in a forest

daisy diaz · 08-18-2002, 07:53 PM

damn I am american and I wonder what the fuck everyone's problem is!
oh well GO FUCK YOURSELF...

Kris · 08-18-2002, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheDoc
because
when I stand for
The Star Spangled Banner
I don't have to remain standing
to hear it in
French

love it

daisy diaz · 08-18-2002, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daisy diaz
damn I am american and I wonder what the fuck everyone's problem is!
oh well GO FUCK YOURSELF...

woops meant to add

why cant we get along!!!!

High Quality · 08-18-2002, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40
You are a loser.

Right-o

[Labret] · 08-18-2002, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheDoc

Fuck Canada

poetry by Paul Moeller

I moved to America
because
it's where a man walks a mile
not a
kilometre

etc etc etc

Brilliant.

mijoon · 08-18-2002, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dacash
Hey,

I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minster not a president.
I speak English and French, not American, and I pronounce it about, not 'a boot'.
It's pronounced roof, not 'rough', it's pronounced wash, not 'warsh'
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping not policing, diversity not assimilation,

and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed !

Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America, my name is Bob, and

I am Canadian!!!

Please,please,please get a life.

nuclei · 08-18-2002, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dacash
I work in a basement but skip a few lines and i'll tell you a secret.

-

-

-

Ok no one is reading down here, i don't really work in a basement, it's just to fool the IRS.

apparently nobody else got this....

why would a real canadian care about the irs......

Hi pimpdog <== educated guess

webgurl · 08-19-2002, 01:15 AM

HomeGrown · 08-19-2002, 04:49 AM

Canadians are best viewed in South Park the movie.

Juge · 08-19-2002, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dacash
you guys needs to losen up.

Have a beer, have sex, do something...

Life is to short to be that uptight

You've got that right.

Fletch XXX · 08-19-2002, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dacash

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,

You carry a backpack?

I can see you hiking aboot through the woods looking for treasure.

FATPad · 08-19-2002, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

HAHA

08-18-2002, 06:18 PM	#1
dacash Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: some where in a basement Posts: 609	I Am Canadian! Hey, I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader, and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled, and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really really nice. I have a Prime Minster not a president. I speak English and French, not American, and I pronounce it about, not 'a boot'. It's pronounced roof, not 'rough', it's pronounced wash, not 'warsh' I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack, I believe in peace keeping not policing, diversity not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch. And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed ! Canada is the second largest landmass, the first nation of hockey, and the best part of North America, my name is Bob, and I am Canadian!!! __________________ ____________ Marc

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dacash Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: some where in a basement Posts: 609	I work in a basement but skip a few lines and i'll tell you a secret. - - - Ok no one is reading down here, i don't really work in a basement, it's just to fool the IRS. __________________ ____________ Marc

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dacash Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: some where in a basement Posts: 609	you guys needs to losen up. Have a beer, have sex, do something... Life is to short to be that uptight __________________ ____________ Marc

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TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	Everyone has their problems. This is what canada is really about.. Fuck Canada poetry by Paul Moeller I moved to America because it's where a man walks a mile not a kilometre because when I watch the Olympics I don't have to settle for Bronze because gasoline is under two dollars a gallon because the right color for money is green because when I stand for The Star Spangled Banner I don't have to remain standing to hear it in French because at three o' clock in the morning it's possible to get a hamburger and fries instead of nothing but a chill because the further away from Los Angeles you are the smaller the cars get until you end up in Prince Edward Island where frost bitten drunk people drive around on toboggans because the guy who wrote the Declaration of Independence was a genius and (I can't even think of a Canadian writer) because no matter how tough someone is you'll always find someone else who can kick their ass and they don't have to use hockey sticks because everybody knows who Jack Nicholson is and nobody knows who Bruno Gerussi is because in Virginia City you can still get a warm whisky for two bucks at a bar where Mark Twain used to sit and in Canada they don't have bars with history because pay phones aren't rotary dial because a bald eagle is better than a beaver and finally because cops shouldn't be in riding boots and bright red jackets and ordered to hide in a forest __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

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daisy diaz Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: virginia beach virginia Posts: 288	damn I am american and I wonder what the fuck everyone's problem is! oh well GO FUCK YOURSELF...

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