I Am Canadian!
 

Hey,


I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really really nice.


I have a Prime Minster not a president.
I speak English and French, not American, and I pronounce it about, not 'a boot'.
It's pronounced roof, not 'rough', it's pronounced wash, not 'warsh'
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping not policing, diversity not assimilation,


and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed !


Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America, my name is Bob, and

I am Canadian!!!

You are a loser.

but you live somewhere in a basement?

I work in a basement but skip a few lines and i'll tell you a secret.

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Ok no one is reading down here, i don't really work in a basement, it's just to fool the IRS.

:Graucho

nobody cares

you guys needs to losen up.

Have a beer, have sex, do something...

Life is to short to be that uptight
:321GFY

its not even a real country anyway.

<br><br> just a FRIGMENT of your imagination. Dawgy icq me.

WOOOHOOO!

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Am I driving you nuts yet...lol

Hehehehe! :1orglaugh

Everyone has their problems.

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This is what canada is really about..

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Fuck Canada

poetry by Paul Moeller

I moved to America
because
it's where a man walks a mile
not a
kilometre

because
when I watch the Olympics
I don't have to settle for Bronze

because
gasoline is under two dollars a gallon

because
the right color for money
is green

because
when I stand for
The Star Spangled Banner
I don't have to remain standing
to hear it in
French

because
at three o' clock in the morning
it's possible
to get a hamburger and fries
instead of nothing but a chill

because
the further away from Los Angeles you are
the smaller the cars get
until you end up in Prince Edward Island
where frost bitten drunk people drive around on toboggans

because
the guy who wrote the
Declaration of Independence
was a genius
and (I can't even think of a Canadian writer)

because
no matter how tough someone is
you'll always find someone else
who can kick their ass
and they don't have to use hockey sticks

because
everybody knows
who
Jack Nicholson is
and nobody knows who Bruno Gerussi is

because
in Virginia City
you can still get a warm whisky for two bucks
at a bar where Mark Twain used to sit
and in Canada
they don't have bars with history

because
pay phones aren't rotary dial

because
a bald eagle
is
better
than a beaver

and finally

because cops
shouldn't be in riding boots and bright red jackets
and ordered to hide in a forest

damn I am american and I wonder what the fuck everyone's problem is!
oh well GO FUCK YOURSELF...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh love it

woops meant to add

why cant we get along!!!!

Right-o

Brilliant.

Please,please,please get a life.

apparently nobody else got this....

why would a real canadian care about the irs......

Hi pimpdog <== educated guess

:321GFY

Canadians are best viewed in South Park the movie. :1orglaugh

You've got that right.

You carry a backpack?

I can see you hiking aboot through the woods looking for treasure.

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HAHA