ok, last one for me as well.. might as well make it a fun one:
Clerk: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun. A fucking Toyota. A fucking Mustang. A fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat.
Clerk: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with the fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking higway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now.
LOL!!!! You can hear it here.
http://www.lovedungeon.net/sounds/pta-marathon.wav