FACT: don't drink water! - GoFuckYourself.com

Czech · 04-20-2007, 03:10 AM

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than one kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces; in other
words, we are consuming one kilo of shit!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum,
whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors, because alcohol has to go
through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be
full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I
am doing this as a public service!

Drink up and be happy!

Angelo22 · 04-20-2007, 03:21 AM

Yea.... too bad i cant get my liver to take a liter of vodka a day

sexxxydesign.com · 04-20-2007, 03:23 AM

and you forgot to say.. "Don't eat Grapes" its like killing a baby in its tender years.. let them grow to become great red wine!

Big_Red · 04-20-2007, 03:27 AM

woohooo. the weekend starts early!

timberlands · 04-20-2007, 03:34 AM

Ya maybe if you drink it out of the public fountains.. not from bottled water.

Humpy Leftnut · 04-20-2007, 03:39 AM

And do you have any idea what we all breathe in? Give it a break.

fuzzylogic · 04-20-2007, 03:39 AM

ok

thx *leaves thread*

fuzzylogic · 04-20-2007, 03:40 AM

woops

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fuzzylogic · 04-20-2007, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humpy Leftnut

And do you have any idea what we all breathe in? Give it a break.

lol about 1 liter of anal gas per day.

FlowerKid · 04-20-2007, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than one kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces; in other
words, we are consuming one kilo of shit!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum,
whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors, because alcohol has to go
through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be
full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I
am doing this as a public service!

Drink up and be happy!

That's good to know, thanks for sharing this information.

ServerGenius · 04-20-2007, 04:46 AM

See Sig !!! I've been saying this for years

Aussie Rebel · 04-20-2007, 04:47 AM

Dont drink water! Fish fuck in it

nico-t · 04-20-2007, 04:52 AM

lol.... best tip ive heard in years, finally a good excuse to drink all day long

Sexsitesurfer · 04-20-2007, 05:30 AM

Like most people here need an excuse!

Pumba · 04-20-2007, 05:42 AM

Thats it, I am drinking only beer fom now on.

cherrylula · 04-20-2007, 06:14 AM

The alcohol content is only a small percent so you're still drinking water when you drink beer, wine, vodka. Genius.

ServerGenius · 04-20-2007, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

The alcohol content is only a small percent so you're still drinking water when you drink beer, wine, vodka. Genius.

The alcohol KILLS the bacteria......GENIUS

madawgz · 04-20-2007, 06:21 AM

really? i guess i can never drink water again

ADL Josh · 04-20-2007, 06:22 AM

beer sounds good to me

Czech · 04-20-2007, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Josh

beer sounds good to me

Yep being an Aussie, my water is my beer

CDSmith · 04-20-2007, 06:53 AM

I am excempt from all that, since I had a reverse osmosis purification system installed.

Now my vodka is 100% e coli free. :D

Klen · 04-20-2007, 06:55 AM

I burn e coli when i drink brandy one way or another.

JMM · 04-20-2007, 07:03 AM

I am an american.

I have no idea how much "1 kilo" represents.

Your scare tactics won't work on us.

GOD BLESS THE USA!

gornyhuy · 04-20-2007, 07:20 AM

Its called filtration: get to know it.

Tanya_AWP · 04-20-2007, 07:30 AM

Cool tip

sherie · 04-20-2007, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelo22

Yea.... too bad i cant get my liver to take a liter of vodka a day

Quitter!! lol

04-20-2007, 03:10 AM	#1
Czech Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,694	FACT: don't drink water! It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces; in other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit! However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors, because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I am doing this as a public service! Drink up and be happy!

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JMM Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,755	I am an american. I have no idea how much "1 kilo" represents. Your scare tactics won't work on us. GOD BLESS THE USA!

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