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Czech 04-20-2007 03:10 AM

FACT: don't drink water!
 
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than one kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces; in other
words, we are consuming one kilo of shit!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum,
whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors, because alcohol has to go
through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be
full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I
am doing this as a public service!

Drink up and be happy!

Angelo22 04-20-2007 03:21 AM

Yea.... too bad i cant get my liver to take a liter of vodka a day

sexxxydesign.com 04-20-2007 03:23 AM

and you forgot to say.. "Don't eat Grapes" its like killing a baby in its tender years.. let them grow to become great red wine!

Big_Red 04-20-2007 03:27 AM

woohooo. the weekend starts early!

timberlands 04-20-2007 03:34 AM

Ya maybe if you drink it out of the public fountains.. not from bottled water.

Humpy Leftnut 04-20-2007 03:39 AM

And do you have any idea what we all breathe in? Give it a break.

fuzzylogic 04-20-2007 03:39 AM

ok



thx *leaves thread*

fuzzylogic 04-20-2007 03:40 AM

woops



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fuzzylogic 04-20-2007 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humpy Leftnut (Post 12284623)
And do you have any idea what we all breathe in? Give it a break.

lol about 1 liter of anal gas per day.

FlowerKid 04-20-2007 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax (Post 12284564)
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than one kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces; in other
words, we are consuming one kilo of shit!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum,
whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors, because alcohol has to go
through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be
full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I
am doing this as a public service!

Drink up and be happy!

That's good to know, thanks for sharing this information.

ServerGenius 04-20-2007 04:46 AM

See Sig !!! I've been saying this for years

Aussie Rebel 04-20-2007 04:47 AM

Dont drink water! Fish fuck in it

nico-t 04-20-2007 04:52 AM

lol.... best tip ive heard in years, finally a good excuse to drink all day long

Sexsitesurfer 04-20-2007 05:30 AM

Like most people here need an excuse! :winkwink:

Pumba 04-20-2007 05:42 AM

Thats it, I am drinking only beer fom now on.

cherrylula 04-20-2007 06:14 AM

The alcohol content is only a small percent so you're still drinking water when you drink beer, wine, vodka. Genius.

ServerGenius 04-20-2007 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 12285101)
The alcohol content is only a small percent so you're still drinking water when you drink beer, wine, vodka. Genius.

The alcohol KILLS the bacteria......GENIUS :winkwink:

madawgz 04-20-2007 06:21 AM

really? i guess i can never drink water again :1orglaugh

ADL Josh 04-20-2007 06:22 AM

beer sounds good to me:thumbsup

Czech 04-20-2007 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Josh (Post 12285141)
beer sounds good to me:thumbsup

Yep being an Aussie, my water is my beer :drinkup

CDSmith 04-20-2007 06:53 AM

I am excempt from all that, since I had a reverse osmosis purification system installed.

Now my vodka is 100% e coli free. :D

Klen 04-20-2007 06:55 AM

I burn e coli when i drink brandy one way or another.

JMM 04-20-2007 07:03 AM

I am an american.

I have no idea how much "1 kilo" represents.

Your scare tactics won't work on us.

GOD BLESS THE USA!

gornyhuy 04-20-2007 07:20 AM

Its called filtration: get to know it.

Tanya_AWP 04-20-2007 07:30 AM

Cool tip:thumbsup

sherie 04-20-2007 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelo22 (Post 12284587)
Yea.... too bad i cant get my liver to take a liter of vodka a day

Quitter!! lol


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