Originally Posted by RobMax

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than one kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces; in other
words, we are consuming one kilo of shit!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum,
whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors, because alcohol has to go
through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be
full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I
am doing this as a public service!

Drink up and be happy!