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Old 04-13-2007, 04:37 PM   #1
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:mad I've got a retard in my studio.
No, not me...A different retard.

She's her for an interview and test shoot.

She showed up 1.5 hours before her scheduled time and has been standing outside in the rain waiting.

I called her to see why she had not called to confirm her appointment and she says: "I'm outside now. Been here for awhile but I lost your phone number so I couldn't call."


WTF is wrong with knocking on the door then? Standing out in the rain for an hour + before your test shoot is not exactly a wise thing to do.

And she looks like shit anyway. How in the hell did this....uh......"model" make it this far into my interview process?

Seriously.....Should I call Goodwill and ask them to fetch their employee or what?
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:39 PM   #2
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yes and? the morale of this story is that we all agree with you and lick your nut sack? no thanks.
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:40 PM   #3
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No, not me...A different retard.

She's her for an interview and test shoot.

She showed up 1.5 hours before her scheduled time and has been standing outside in the rain waiting.

I called her to see why she had not called to confirm her appointment and she says: "I'm outside now. Been here for awhile but I lost your phone number so I couldn't call."


WTF is wrong with knocking on the door then? Standing out in the rain for an hour + before your test shoot is not exactly a wise thing to do.

And she looks like shit anyway. How in the hell did this....uh......"model" make it this far into my interview process?

Seriously.....Should I call Goodwill and ask them to fetch their employee or what?
Good luck man
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:40 PM   #4
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:40 PM   #5
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I'm sorry, but I find this highly funny and I don't really mean to laugh at your expense but I'm so glad it's you and not me.
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:41 PM   #6
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No, not me...A different retard.


I honestly read the title of the thread, and went, "well, duh!"

Good to see you already covered that base.

On the chick tip, talent certainly can be some of the more eccentric peeps in the world.
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:42 PM   #7
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pics of her standing in the rain would be classic!
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:42 PM   #8
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story is completely unbelievable without pics...
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pics of her standing in the rain would be classic!
I feel bad but they would!






PS. being early is better than late tho?
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:46 PM   #11
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she says: "I'm outside now. Been here for awhile but I lost your phone number so I couldn't call."


WTF is wrong with knocking on the door then?
She's a keeper...
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:48 PM   #12
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Pics?

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You don't want to see them.

I should have just sent her home but I hate upsetting models like that. Did the test shoot and the pics will never even be loaded to my computer.

Format.......

Fat and ugly....It might a s well be me with a wig and a shaved body....
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:49 PM   #13
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I feel bad but they would!






PS. being early is better than late tho?

I would have preferred that she flaked on me.
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:50 PM   #14
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You don't want to see them.

I should have just sent her home but I hate upsetting models like that. Did the test shoot and the pics will never even be loaded to my computer.

Format.......

Fat and ugly....It might a s well be me with a wig and a shaved body....
Shes dumb as a rock and LOOKS like one too? Wow, doesnt sound like shes got much going for her haha
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:51 PM   #15
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You don't want to see them.

I should have just sent her home but I hate upsetting models like that. Did the test shoot and the pics will never even be loaded to my computer.

Format.......

Fat and ugly....It might a s well be me with a wig and a shaved body....
POST THEM!!!! I jerk off to you ALL the time. Seeing you in a wig and shaved would REALLY help me!
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You don't want to see them.



Fat and ugly....It might a s well be me with a wig and a shaved body....
That's not true! You're HOT and I love ya!!!!!!
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:52 PM   #17
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You don't want to see them.

Fat and ugly....It might a s well be me with a wig and a shaved body....

Now those are pictures i would like to see
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That's not true! You're HOT and I love ya!!!!!!
You are both sick...SICK individuals.
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You don't want to see them.

It might a s well be me with a wig and a shaved body....
pics?
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You are both sick...SICK individuals.
Your point?
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Old 04-13-2007, 05:15 PM   #21
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....It might a s well be me with a wig and a shaved body....
my eyes, MY EYES!
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With your interview process before they even come to the studio, How the hell did she get past the firt respond
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Come on Aaron, just show us one pic. I think we all really want to see this woman.
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pics of her standing in the rain would be classic!
Haha Tassy you rule.
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Models don't show up early, send her home.
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With your interview process before they even come to the studio, How the hell did she get past the firt respond

The pics she sent with her application were not even her.
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The pics she sent with her application were not even her.
haha, you should of acted like noone was home when tshe finally knocked
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