I've got a retard in my studio.
 

No, not me...A different retard.

She's her for an interview and test shoot.

She showed up 1.5 hours before her scheduled time and has been standing outside in the rain waiting.

I called her to see why she had not called to confirm her appointment and she says: "I'm outside now. Been here for awhile but I lost your phone number so I couldn't call."


WTF is wrong with knocking on the door then? Standing out in the rain for an hour + before your test shoot is not exactly a wise thing to do.

And she looks like shit anyway. How in the hell did this....uh......"model" make it this far into my interview process?

Seriously.....Should I call Goodwill and ask them to fetch their employee or what?

yes and? the morale of this story is that we all agree with you and lick your nut sack? no thanks.

Good luck man :thumbsup

Pics?

;)

I'm sorry, but I find this highly funny and I don't really mean to laugh at your expense but I'm so glad it's you and not me.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I honestly read the title of the thread, and went, "well, duh!"

Good to see you already covered that base. :thumbsup

On the chick tip, talent certainly can be some of the more eccentric peeps in the world.

story is completely unbelievable without pics... :winkwink:

Taking your clothes off and showing your gash to a bald man isn't rocket surgery.

I feel bad but they would!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



PS. being early is better than late tho?

She's a keeper... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You don't want to see them.

I should have just sent her home but I hate upsetting models like that. Did the test shoot and the pics will never even be loaded to my computer.

Format.......

Fat and ugly....It might a s well be me with a wig and a shaved body....

I would have preferred that she flaked on me.

Shes dumb as a rock and LOOKS like one too? Wow, doesnt sound like shes got much going for her haha

POST THEM!!!! I jerk off to you ALL the time. Seeing you in a wig and shaved would REALLY help me!

That's not true! You're HOT and I love ya!!!!!!



:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Now those are pictures i would like to see :thumbsup

You are both sick...SICK individuals. :1orglaugh

pics? :winkwink:

Your point?


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

my eyes, MY EYES!:1orglaugh

With your interview process before they even come to the studio, How the hell did she get past the firt respond

Come on Aaron, just show us one pic. I think we all really want to see this woman. :)

Haha Tassy you rule. :)

Models don't show up early, send her home.

The pics she sent with her application were not even her.

haha, you should of acted like noone was home when tshe finally knocked:)

No pics?

:(