Fact: We will all die Friday 13th, 2036 - GoFuckYourself.com

Splum · 04-12-2007, 06:35 PM

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH you have exactly 29 YEARS TO LIVE.

Apophis is a near earth asteroid that will most likely impact the Earth on Friday 13th in April 2036. It is the only "NEO" that has been named, and named appropriately. Apophis means "The Destroyer" in Greek.

Scientists are so concerned about this particular asteroid that they recently are offering $50000 USD in a contest to see the best plan to "tag" the asteroid with a probe for tracking.

Beware the Destroyer who continues to dominate the news
http://news.google.com/news?q=Apophis

More about your death...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis

jact · 04-12-2007, 06:42 PM

I'll plan on being drunk that day then. Jeez.

fetishblog · 04-12-2007, 06:46 PM

I can't wait.

Spunky · 04-12-2007, 06:47 PM

I'll be a old man anyways..doesn't matter to me

one eight · 04-12-2007, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I'll be a old man anyways..doesn't matter to me

Mayan calendar says December 24, 2112 i believe..

JD · 04-12-2007, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by one eight

Mayan calendar says December 24, 2112 i believe..

i thought it was 2012

LAWL

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia

(99942) Apophis (previously known by its provisional designation 2004 MN4) is a near-Earth asteroid that caused a brief period of concern in December 2004 because initial observations indicated a relatively large probability that it would strike the Earth in 2029. Additional observations provided improved predictions that eliminated the possibility of an impact on Earth or the Moon in 2029. However there remained a possibility that during the 2029 close encounter with Earth, Apophis would pass through a "gravitational keyhole", a precise region in space no more than about 400 meters across, that would set up a future impact on April 13, 2036. This possibility kept the asteroid at Level 1 on the Torino impact hazard scale until August 2006.

Additional observations of the trajectory of Apophis revealed the "keyhole" would likely be missed and on August 5, 2006, Apophis was lowered to a Level 0 on the Torino Scale. As of October 19, 2006 the impact probability for April 13, 2036 is estimated at 1 in 45,000. An additional impact date in 2037 has been identified, however the impact probability for that encounter is 1 in 12.3 million.

Despite the fact that there is no longer any significant probability of an Earth impact, the Planetary Society is offering a $50,000 prize for the best plan to put a tracking device on or near the asteroid.[1]

psili · 04-12-2007, 06:56 PM

Fuck waiting for death.
Can't people just live?

Humpy Leftnut · 04-12-2007, 06:58 PM

Yes, to me christians make the biggest offense to their God they can, by saying this isn't paradise. You were given life, only to wish and dream for... something better?

Your God did all this brainstorming, made this place, tossed his son down, and people still want something more. Blasphemy!

Splum · 04-12-2007, 07:14 PM

Live well.

Linkster · 04-12-2007, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

i thought it was 2012

LAWL

It is - actually Dec 21st 2012 - which is also the end of the I Ching as well as the Aztec and Mayan calenders

Its also the centric date that the earth will travel through the exact center of the Milky Way Galaxies' black hole gravitational field - leading some scientists to predict a huge shift in the earths crust and rotation - leading to destruction of the tectonic plate structure and complete annihilation of all life on earth - this happens every 28,000 years and seems to explain some previously unexplained shifts in the earths structure that geologists had been wrestling with for years - fortunately I'll be dead by then but sure would have been interesting to watch

[ Nate ] · 04-12-2007, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by psili

Fuck waiting for death.
Can't people just live?

Amen bro!!!!!

Splum · 04-12-2007, 08:42 PM

Coincidentally that Friday April 13th in 2036 is also the Christian holiday of Easter. *DOOM* *GLOOM*

donkevlar · 04-12-2007, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Linkster

It is - actually Dec 21st 2012 - which is also the end of the I Ching as well as the Aztec and Mayan calenders

Its also the centric date that the earth will travel through the exact center of the Milky Way Galaxies' black hole gravitational field - leading some scientists to predict a huge shift in the earths crust and rotation - leading to destruction of the tectonic plate structure and complete annihilation of all life on earth - this happens every 28,000 years and seems to explain some previously unexplained shifts in the earths structure that geologists had been wrestling with for years - fortunately I'll be dead by then but sure would have been interesting to watch

You'll be dead in 5 years?

Sorry to hear that.

Jarmusch · 04-12-2007, 08:52 PM

Well, I always wanted to go with a bang..

Nismo · 04-12-2007, 08:53 PM

Dammit. That's the day I gotta bring the dog to the vet.

Linkster · 04-12-2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar

You'll be dead in 5 years?

Sorry to hear that.

Yep - but its been a good life

Got to grow up before microwaves, color tv and FM radio - and when computers were programmed with gold-tipped wires

he-fox · 04-12-2007, 09:11 PM

I knew it was something behind your mental thing.

The Real Deal · 04-12-2007, 09:43 PM

Crazy bastard

Goodings Media · 04-12-2007, 09:58 PM

pfft... the trajectory of this thing has probably been miscalculated, or the numbers are so uncertain that Earth is in a tiny fraction of the possible trajectory spread.

I wouldn't buy the suicide pills just yet ;)

You guys do realise that on average about 50 of these a year get announced?

Splum · 04-12-2007, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Goodings Media

pfft... the trajectory of this thing has probably been miscalculated, or the numbers are so uncertain that Earth is in a tiny fraction of the possible trajectory spread. I wouldn't buy the suicide pills just yet ;) You guys do realise that on average about 50 of these a year get announced?

This one has been "named" and there are teams of scientists offering money and trying to figure out how to track it years before its "close encounter". You dont do that for just ANY near earth object. Look at Google news this thing has been in the news since 2004, thats 3 straight years. Matter of fact this deserves more attention, research and focus than fucking "global warming".

quibble.cute · 04-12-2007, 10:03 PM

It says there is a possibility of it equal to only 2,7%... Hurrah!!!! We shall be living till the end of our lives!

Spantastic · 04-12-2007, 10:05 PM

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

Splum · 04-12-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by quibble.cute

It says there is a possibility of it equal to only 2,7%... Hurrah!!!! We shall be living till the end of our lives!

Do you really think if there wasnt a very good chance this thing would hit us they would be making such a big deal about this one, name it "The Destroyer" and be offering $50k on how to land something on it?

GAMEFINEST · 04-12-2007, 10:18 PM

wheres my drink

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-12-2007, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum

It is the only "NEO" that has been named, and named appropriately.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...rthy_asteroids

mattz · 04-12-2007, 10:32 PM

I'm not even going to read your post, but I'm guessing you are an idiot

Splum · 04-12-2007, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...rthy_asteroids

Why dont you try quoting the real source
Note only Apophis is formally named.
http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/

Vendzilla · 04-12-2007, 10:34 PM

well it's been a good run

Splum · 04-12-2007, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mattz

I'm not even going to read your post, but I'm guessing you are an idiot

You want some of me Matt Bartley?
Trust me you dont bitch, I will fucking intellectually destroy you.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-12-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum

Why dont you try quoting the real source
Note only Apophis is formally named.
http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/

Well, it looks like they did give it a more traditional name

calibra · 04-13-2007, 12:01 AM

It's the second death thread today. Come on, be optimistic

Life is a bitch, but I'd hit it

Marshal · 04-13-2007, 01:19 AM

if you ask me, you have better chances to win the lottery than earth to get hit by an asteroid!

that's what maths says...

notabook · 04-13-2007, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by nettrust

if you ask me, you have better chances to win the lottery than earth to get hit by an asteroid!

that's what maths says...

Actually it is the opposite when compared to most state lotteries? you actually have a better chance of getting hit by an asteroid than winning the lottery.

Danny B · 04-13-2007, 01:30 AM

I hope Willis will still be around by then. Just put a rocket up his ass and hell save the world.

Hey, did that make just me $50.000,- ?

Scott McD · 04-13-2007, 01:37 AM

Earth sucks anyway.

It would be doing the planet a favour...

SPACE GLIDER · 04-13-2007, 01:40 AM

couldn't you pic a date that fit better in a song?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-13-2007, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust

if you ask me, you have better chances to win the lottery than earth to get hit by an asteroid!

that's what maths says...

lol... We get hit by them all the time, they are just so small we don't hear much about it

CheneyRumsfeld · 04-13-2007, 02:30 AM

you figure Don Imus will be back on the radio by then?

Bloomer · 04-13-2007, 02:49 AM

December 14th, 2006

The Planetary Society is offering a $50,000 prize for the best plan to reach out an put a tracking beacon on near-Earth asteroid Apophis (AKA 2004 MN4). Apophis is approximately 400 metres across, and it?s expected to pass very close to the Earth in 2029. And on that pass, it could receive a gravitational bump to its orbit that could make it even more dangerous in 2036. With better tracking, scientists will have a much better idea if Apophis really is a risk to Earth. The competition ends August 31, 2007.

WWC-Pajio · 04-13-2007, 02:53 AM

who gives a fuck.. that should be a nice day

Sarah_Jayne · 04-13-2007, 02:58 AM

Eat, drink and be merry until then if that is the case.

Bloomer · 04-13-2007, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Bloomer

December 14th, 2006

The Planetary Society is offering a $50,000 prize for the best plan to reach out an put a tracking beacon on near-Earth asteroid Apophis (AKA 2004 MN4). Apophis is approximately 400 metres across, and it?s expected to pass very close to the Earth in 2029. And on that pass, it could receive a gravitational bump to its orbit that could make it even more dangerous in 2036. With better tracking, scientists will have a much better idea if Apophis really is a risk to Earth. The competition ends August 31, 2007.

About the Planetary Society

The Planetary Society has inspired millions of people to explore other worlds and seek other life. Today, its international membership makes the non-governmental Planetary Society the largest space interest group in the world. Carl Sagan, Bruce Murray and Louis Friedman founded The Planetary Society in 1980.
The Planetary Society
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Lucinka · 04-13-2007, 03:04 AM

be happy we have a lot of time yet)) enjoy your life

Linkster · 04-13-2007, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Spantastic

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

That William Wallace was a smart cookie

Mine has always been:

?Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.?

jmk · 04-13-2007, 03:13 AM

None of this equals 23 so it's all BS ;)

jcj · 04-13-2007, 03:28 AM

Oh really! you don't have to wait 2036 you can die now !

chris01282 · 04-13-2007, 04:51 AM

so who feels like a dinosaur then...

bobby666 · 04-13-2007, 04:52 AM

dont worry-be happy

Bloomer · 04-13-2007, 05:10 AM

cool1 · 04-13-2007, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

well it's been a good run

it sure has.

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Splum Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: USA Posts: 6,195	Fact: We will all die Friday 13th, 2036 HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH you have exactly 29 YEARS TO LIVE. Apophis is a near earth asteroid that will most likely impact the Earth on Friday 13th in April 2036. It is the only "NEO" that has been named, and named appropriately. Apophis means "The Destroyer" in Greek. Scientists are so concerned about this particular asteroid that they recently are offering $50000 USD in a contest to see the best plan to "tag" the asteroid with a probe for tracking. Beware the Destroyer who continues to dominate the news http://news.google.com/news?q=Apophis More about your death... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis

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