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08-15-2002, 04:06 AM
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Desire it and have it!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915
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Beer Vs Pussy!!!!
I definately know what I like best. I don't drink anymore. I love my wife's Pussy. Here are a few humorous beer vs pussy jokes....which do you prefer??
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms |
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08-15-2002, 04:06 AM
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Desire it and have it!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915
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Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice
cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms |
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08-15-2002, 04:09 AM
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Desire it and have it!!!
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24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms  |
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08-15-2002, 04:12 AM
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Your quote is gay. Change it.
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08-15-2002, 04:14 AM
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Desire it and have it!!!
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 which one? lmao |
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08-15-2002, 04:29 AM
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Desire it and have it!!!
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I don't think I'll worry about whether YOU think my quote is gay or not.
I am looking at my wife right now and we both think it's funny, thanks for the here is a pic of my wife:  Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms |
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08-15-2002, 04:31 AM
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I am talking about your repeating "Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms".
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08-15-2002, 04:33 AM
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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Location: Fernie, BC
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okay
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP |
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08-15-2002, 04:40 AM
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Desire it and have it!!!
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- I have 2 children and one soon to arrive - I choose peace Profit - My wife has awards for best small biz in Australia - My non-pon Biz has been on MTV - And we choose to make more Multiple Orgasms - My wife and I prefer them The salutation is to everyone and is a gesture of goodwill and humour. Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms to all much better than War, Poverty and No Orgasms |
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08-15-2002, 04:56 AM
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Desire it and have it!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915
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If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms |
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08-15-2002, 05:14 AM
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Your positive and optimistic view on things scares me.
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08-15-2002, 08:53 AM
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08-15-2002, 08:57 AM
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Me, too!
He's an example to all of us. |
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08-15-2002, 08:59 AM
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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mr. friendly must die....
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08-15-2002, 09:09 AM
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the revolution is coming. |
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08-15-2002, 09:43 AM
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When beer leads to pussy it's good.
When pussy leads to beer, there may be a problem. Beer. |
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