Beer Vs Pussy!!!!

**Firehorse** · 08-15-2002, 03:06 AM

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice
cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms

**Firehorse** · 08-15-2002, 03:09 AM

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a
beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms

**X37375787** · 08-15-2002, 03:12 AM

Your quote is gay. Change it.

**Firehorse** · 08-15-2002, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by Equinox
Your quote is gay. Change it.

which one? lmao

**Firehorse** · 08-15-2002, 03:29 AM

I don't think I'll worry about whether YOU think my quote is gay or not.

I am looking at my wife right now and we both think it's funny, thanks for the

here is a pic of my wife:

Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms

**X37375787** · 08-15-2002, 03:31 AM

I am talking about your repeating "Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms".

**quiet** · 08-15-2002, 03:33 AM

okay

**Firehorse** · 08-15-2002, 03:40 AM

Originally posted by Equinox
I am talking about your repeating "Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms".

Peace - I have studied Martial Arts for 21 years
- I have 2 children and one soon to arrive
- I choose peace

Profit - My wife has awards for best small biz in Australia
- My non-pon Biz has been on MTV
- And we choose to make more

Multiple Orgasms - My wife and I prefer them

The salutation is to everyone and is a gesture of goodwill and humour.

Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms to all

much better than War, Poverty and No Orgasms

**Firehorse** · 08-15-2002, 03:56 AM

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely
get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you
need.
Advantage: Pussy

Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms

**X37375787** · 08-15-2002, 04:14 AM

Your positive and optimistic view on things scares me.

**tara** · 08-15-2002, 07:53 AM

Your positive and optimistic view on things scares me.

Not me I think he has the kind of attitude everybody should have! I wish I was as positive as he is!

**Mr Friendly** · 08-15-2002, 07:57 AM

Me, too!

He's an example to all of us.

**quiet** · 08-15-2002, 07:59 AM

mr. friendly must die....

**Dawgy** · 08-15-2002, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by Firehorse
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted.

speak for yourself.

**RATBOY** · 08-15-2002, 08:43 AM

When beer leads to pussy it's good.

When pussy leads to beer, there may be a problem.

Beer.

Beer Vs Pussy!!!!

Beer Vs Pussy!!!!

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