Beer Vs Pussy!!!!
 

I definately know what I like best. I don't drink anymore. I love my wife's Pussy. Here are a few humorous beer vs pussy jokes....which do you prefer??

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice
cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a
beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms:1orglaugh

Your quote is gay. Change it.

:321GFY which one? lmao

I don't think I'll worry about whether YOU think my quote is gay or not.:321GFY

I am looking at my wife right now and we both think it's funny, thanks for the :1orglaugh

here is a pic of my wife:

http://asiangonzo.com/pics/green.jpg


Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms

I am talking about your repeating "Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms".

okay

Peace - I have studied Martial Arts for 21 years
- I have 2 children and one soon to arrive
- I choose peace

Profit - My wife has awards for best small biz in Australia
- My non-pon Biz has been on MTV
- And we choose to make more

Multiple Orgasms - My wife and I prefer them

The salutation is to everyone and is a gesture of goodwill and humour.

Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms to all

much better than War, Poverty and No Orgasms

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely
get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you
need.
Advantage: Pussy

Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms

Your positive and optimistic view on things scares me. :)

Not me I think he has the kind of attitude everybody should have! I wish I was as positive as he is!



:thumbsup

Me, too! :thumbsup He's an example to all of us. :thumbsup

mr. friendly must die....

speak for yourself.

When beer leads to pussy it's good.

When pussy leads to beer, there may be a problem.

Beer.