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Old 04-09-2007, 07:54 AM   #1
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EpicCash is buying its affiliates Escorts!!!!!!

thats right.

if you can send us 5 sales per day minimum, we will buy you a local escort in your nearest city every week aslong as you maintain your sales levels.

so ontop of our$37 pps for $1 trials. we will also get you the escort of your choice on weekly basis.

can any sponsor top that?

this is not a joke. this is from the persident of EpicCash Himself. ME!

hit us up if you do not believe us, this is a serious offer and promotion.
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Old 04-09-2007, 08:04 AM   #2
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you're a fucking idiot.
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Old 04-09-2007, 08:05 AM   #3
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you're a fucking idiot.
jealousy gets you know where kiddie. hate the game not the playah
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Old 04-09-2007, 08:09 AM   #4
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So how many sales for one of these bad boys?

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Old 04-09-2007, 08:13 AM   #5
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but but but....where i live there are no escorts trey....
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Old 04-09-2007, 08:14 AM   #6
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So how many sales for one of these bad boys?

100 i guess. thats a shit box
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Old 04-09-2007, 08:14 AM   #7
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jealousy gets you know where kiddie. hate the game not the playah
"know where"

What the fuck did you just write, you imbecile?

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Old 04-09-2007, 05:15 PM   #8
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:20 PM   #9
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lol you can get your escorts from me
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:31 PM   #10
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Not a good idea honestly Trey...

Should just raise payouts more or have a sliding scale raise in payouts...

Hiring escorts for affiliates could easily get you a racketeering case
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:33 PM   #11
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Maybe not the best idea on the legal side.
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:33 PM   #12
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Nice! Hey Pimpdogg.. wanna buy some pre paid joins ?
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:34 PM   #13
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Not a good idea honestly Trey...

Should just raise payouts more or have a sliding scale raise in payouts...

Hiring escorts for affiliates could easily get you a racketeering case
was ajoke d0g.... i guess i give gfyers too much credit to see through my jokes...


luv ya
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:37 PM   #14
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did someone say escorts???? =P~~
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:38 PM   #15
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Nice! Hey Pimpdogg.. wanna buy some pre paid joins ?
sure hit me up

aim EpcCsh
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:43 PM   #16
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was ajoke d0g.... i guess i give gfyers too much credit to see through my jokes...


luv ya
Ok cool, I was just looking out for you homie, would hate to see you get caught up in some bs like that with all the good stuff you have going for you
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:44 PM   #17
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How many new incentive offers to get new affiliates are you gonna have this week, Pimpdog? The last ones not work out?
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:45 PM   #18
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sure hit me up

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Old 04-09-2007, 05:49 PM   #19
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how about a bareback escort? i hate rubbers.

how many sales for that?
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Old 04-09-2007, 06:02 PM   #20
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Actualy i think this is great idea.But still not enough to promote epiccash.
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Old 04-09-2007, 06:07 PM   #21
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Nice! Hey Pimpdogg.. wanna buy some pre paid joins ?
I will buy some prepaid joins from ya for $40 a join on $1 trials
Hit m,e up if you got any left
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Old 04-09-2007, 06:09 PM   #22
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Nice! Hey Pimpdogg.. wanna buy some pre paid joins ?
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Old 04-09-2007, 06:22 PM   #23
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Hiring escorts for affiliates could easily get you a racketeering case
Not an attorney, but appears to be happening in DC all the time. Mostly without problem!

What a guy, willing to face possible RICO charges to get new affiliates!!!
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Old 04-09-2007, 06:23 PM   #24
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Old 04-09-2007, 06:25 PM   #25
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Jedi, Do you sit online 24/7 watching for a Pdog post just to take a pot shot at him???? The fucker is working to grow his program. What do you do?
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Old 04-09-2007, 06:30 PM   #26
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Not a good idea honestly Trey...

Should just raise payouts more or have a sliding scale raise in payouts...

Hiring escorts for affiliates could easily get you a racketeering case

Technically "escorts" are not illegal. Paying for time is not illegal. I didnt see him offer sex in exchange for financial contributions.
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Old 04-09-2007, 06:36 PM   #27
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So how many sales for one of these bad boys?

i lol'd
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Old 04-09-2007, 08:38 PM   #30
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anyone care to take a guess at how many felonies one could be charged with for following through with an offer of illegal acts of prostitution as a reward and across state borders or internationally?

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Old 04-09-2007, 08:43 PM   #31
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thats right.

if you can send us 5 sales per day minimum, we will buy you a local escort in your nearest city every week aslong as you maintain your sales levels.

so ontop of our$37 pps for $1 trials. we will also get you the escort of your choice on weekly basis.

can any sponsor top that?

this is not a joke. this is from the persident of EpicCash Himself. ME!

hit us up if you do not believe us, this is a serious offer and promotion.
prostitution is legal here

so Ill be in
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Old 04-09-2007, 08:50 PM   #32
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anyone care to take a guess at how many felonies one could be charged with for following through with an offer of illegal acts of prostitution as a reward and across state borders or internationally?
there is nothing illegal about my offer. i wouldnt be liable nor would the affiliate. escorts are not illegal.
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Old 04-09-2007, 08:53 PM   #33
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there is nothing illegal about my offer. i wouldnt be liable nor would the affiliate. escorts are not illegal.
well... there's nothing illegal with your offer if every state and federal agent and prosecutors are going to believe that you are rewarding sales with "time and companionship only" - that also means proving that everyone in the adult business really believe that is what you are offering and you have to prove that is what you are offering. i think thats a difficult thing to prove. additionally, you have state laws - which close every loophole dreamed up like laws against promoting prostitution etc.

you can state it as a matter of fact... that its not an illegal offer. but when everyone knows and understands what the offer is... it doesn't matter what language you use. a jury is not going to believe that you are rewarding affiliates people with 300.00 - 500.00 per hour of time and companionship. that wouldn't make much sense.

the federal government loves to play semantics... mainly because they win most of the time.

furthermore, the escort has no obligation to provide any service that might entice the webmaster to send traffic... by your own admission.
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what's next? send me 5 sales a day and I give you your daily dope?
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what's next? send me 5 sales a day and I give you your daily dope?
do you get high kid? i got soemthing for ya!
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