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p1mpdogg 04-09-2007 07:54 AM

EpicCash is buying its affiliates Escorts!!!!!!
 
thats right.

if you can send us 5 sales per day minimum, we will buy you a local escort in your nearest city every week aslong as you maintain your sales levels.

so ontop of our$37 pps for $1 trials. we will also get you the escort of your choice on weekly basis.

can any sponsor top that?

this is not a joke. this is from the persident of EpicCash Himself. ME!

hit us up if you do not believe us, this is a serious offer and promotion.

DarkJedi 04-09-2007 08:04 AM

you're a fucking idiot.

p1mpdogg 04-09-2007 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 12224954)
you're a fucking idiot.

jealousy gets you know where kiddie. hate the game not the playah

fuzebox 04-09-2007 08:09 AM

So how many sales for one of these bad boys?

http://www.farskolonihave.dk/Ford%20...1,8%201994.jpg

DebsDeep 04-09-2007 08:13 AM

but but but....where i live there are no escorts trey....

p1mpdogg 04-09-2007 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 12224976)
So how many sales for one of these bad boys?

http://www.farskolonihave.dk/Ford%20...1,8%201994.jpg

100 i guess. thats a shit box

DarkJedi 04-09-2007 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12224958)
jealousy gets you know where kiddie. hate the game not the playah

"know where"

What the fuck did you just write, you imbecile?

:1orglaugh

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Sosa 04-09-2007 05:20 PM

lol you can get your escorts from me :)

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-09-2007 05:31 PM

Not a good idea honestly Trey...

Should just raise payouts more or have a sliding scale raise in payouts...

Hiring escorts for affiliates could easily get you a racketeering case :2 cents:

Evil E 04-09-2007 05:33 PM

Maybe not the best idea on the legal side. :2 cents:

Steve_AmateurVideoCash 04-09-2007 05:33 PM

Nice! Hey Pimpdogg.. wanna buy some pre paid joins ?

p1mpdogg 04-09-2007 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12227805)
Not a good idea honestly Trey...

Should just raise payouts more or have a sliding scale raise in payouts...

Hiring escorts for affiliates could easily get you a racketeering case :2 cents:

was ajoke d0g.... i guess i give gfyers too much credit to see through my jokes...


luv ya

g$$$ 04-09-2007 05:37 PM

did someone say escorts???? =P~~

p1mpdogg 04-09-2007 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve_AmateurVideoCash (Post 12227819)
Nice! Hey Pimpdogg.. wanna buy some pre paid joins ?

sure hit me up

aim EpcCsh
yahoo epiccash_trey
email trey @ epiccash . com
icq 417669891

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-09-2007 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12227824)
was ajoke d0g.... i guess i give gfyers too much credit to see through my jokes...


luv ya

Ok cool, I was just looking out for you homie, would hate to see you get caught up in some bs like that with all the good stuff you have going for you :winkwink:

LadyMischief 04-09-2007 05:44 PM

How many new incentive offers to get new affiliates are you gonna have this week, Pimpdog? The last ones not work out? :)

Steve_AmateurVideoCash 04-09-2007 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12227853)
sure hit me up

aim EpcCsh
yahoo epiccash_trey
email trey @ epiccash . com
icq 417669891


You got mail :winkwink:

DWB 04-09-2007 05:49 PM

how about a bareback escort? i hate rubbers.

how many sales for that?

Klen 04-09-2007 06:02 PM

Actualy i think this is great idea.But still not enough to promote epiccash.

Wiseman 04-09-2007 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve_AmateurVideoCash (Post 12227819)
Nice! Hey Pimpdogg.. wanna buy some pre paid joins ?

I will buy some prepaid joins from ya for $40 a join on $1 trials
Hit m,e up if you got any left

Wiseman 04-09-2007 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve_AmateurVideoCash (Post 12227819)
Nice! Hey Pimpdogg.. wanna buy some pre paid joins ?

I will buy some prepaid joins from ya for $40 a join on $1 trials
Hit m,e up if you got any left

pussyluver 04-09-2007 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12227805)
Hiring escorts for affiliates could easily get you a racketeering case :2 cents:

Not an attorney, but appears to be happening in DC all the time. Mostly without problem! :1orglaugh

What a guy, willing to face possible RICO charges to get new affiliates!!!

p1mpdogg 04-09-2007 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve_AmateurVideoCash (Post 12227895)
You got mail :winkwink:

didnt get your email... please try

thickey @ stx.rr.com

pussyluver 04-09-2007 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 12224954)
you're a fucking idiot.

Jedi, Do you sit online 24/7 watching for a Pdog post just to take a pot shot at him???? The fucker is working to grow his program. What do you do?

stickyfingerz 04-09-2007 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12227805)
Not a good idea honestly Trey...

Should just raise payouts more or have a sliding scale raise in payouts...

Hiring escorts for affiliates could easily get you a racketeering case :2 cents:


Technically "escorts" are not illegal. Paying for time is not illegal. I didnt see him offer sex in exchange for financial contributions. :winkwink:

BusterBunny 04-09-2007 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 12224976)
So how many sales for one of these bad boys?

http://www.farskolonihave.dk/Ford%20...1,8%201994.jpg

i lol'd :thumbsup

mpahlca 04-09-2007 06:47 PM

Tell you what, you can send back whatever joins i send you we will be a happy couple. (I send your paysites you return to my paysites.)

TeenSluts 04-09-2007 07:03 PM

tdawg rox

Pleasurepays 04-09-2007 08:38 PM

anyone care to take a guess at how many felonies one could be charged with for following through with an offer of illegal acts of prostitution as a reward and across state borders or internationally?

bigalownz 04-09-2007 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12224932)
thats right.

if you can send us 5 sales per day minimum, we will buy you a local escort in your nearest city every week aslong as you maintain your sales levels.

so ontop of our$37 pps for $1 trials. we will also get you the escort of your choice on weekly basis.

can any sponsor top that?

this is not a joke. this is from the persident of EpicCash Himself. ME!

hit us up if you do not believe us, this is a serious offer and promotion.

prostitution is legal here

so Ill be in

p1mpdogg 04-09-2007 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 12228670)
anyone care to take a guess at how many felonies one could be charged with for following through with an offer of illegal acts of prostitution as a reward and across state borders or internationally?

there is nothing illegal about my offer. i wouldnt be liable nor would the affiliate. escorts are not illegal.

Empfänger Emil 04-09-2007 08:53 PM

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Pleasurepays 04-09-2007 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12228756)
there is nothing illegal about my offer. i wouldnt be liable nor would the affiliate. escorts are not illegal.

well... there's nothing illegal with your offer if every state and federal agent and prosecutors are going to believe that you are rewarding sales with "time and companionship only" - that also means proving that everyone in the adult business really believe that is what you are offering and you have to prove that is what you are offering. i think thats a difficult thing to prove. additionally, you have state laws - which close every loophole dreamed up like laws against promoting prostitution etc.

you can state it as a matter of fact... that its not an illegal offer. but when everyone knows and understands what the offer is... it doesn't matter what language you use. a jury is not going to believe that you are rewarding affiliates people with 300.00 - 500.00 per hour of time and companionship. that wouldn't make much sense.

the federal government loves to play semantics... mainly because they win most of the time.

furthermore, the escort has no obligation to provide any service that might entice the webmaster to send traffic... by your own admission.

DatingGold 04-09-2007 09:31 PM

liability

czarina 04-09-2007 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 12224954)
you're a fucking idiot.

No escort for you. May the force guide you in your masturbation endeavors

webgeek 04-09-2007 10:02 PM

what's next? send me 5 sales a day and I give you your daily dope? :(

p1mpdogg 04-09-2007 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgeek (Post 12229066)
what's next? send me 5 sales a day and I give you your daily dope? :(

do you get high kid? i got soemthing for ya!

DaddyHalbucks 04-09-2007 10:18 PM

Can I get a shemale who looks like Juicy?

V_RocKs 04-09-2007 10:21 PM

So.... am I to understand that there will be no side dishes?

webgeek 04-09-2007 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12229094)
do you get high kid? i got soemthing for ya!

no you dont :upsidedow


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