We just got thrown out of the Hard Rock Cafe in Madrid. - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 01-10-2007, 03:57 PM

So we were sitting at the Hard Rock having dinner when I decided to fuck with the model that I am here to shoot. I told the waitress that it was the models birthday so they would bring her a sundae and sing to her.

That plan worked.....but here's where things went horribly wrong:

The model looks so you that even Lightspeed would take a look at her and go "WTF?" 3 of us got menus and she got the kids menu with color crayons by default. Apparently that's the norm for her though since she looks so young.

Moving on......

Several of the staff members came over and had her stand on her chair. This brought her up to almost as tall as them. They sang to her and then she turned to her boyfriend, who is clearly in his 30's, and started French kissing him in front of the staff and all of the other customers who's attention had been drawn by the fake birthday ordeal.

So.......Now you have about 50 people staring at a "little girl" who is practically making out with a guy who looks like he is her daddy.

After several customers and the staff reported the incident to the manager, he paid us a visit and asked us to leave. She tried to explain that she was of legal age but she also conveniently left her ID at home.

So......We were escorted out and all I could really understand was the word "POLICIA!"

Good times in Spain.

dissipate · 01-10-2007, 03:59 PM

Now that would have been a priceless moment on film.

polish_aristocrat · 01-10-2007, 03:59 PM

ok....... we need her pics!

Martina Warren · 01-10-2007, 04:01 PM

Too funny

AaronM · 01-10-2007, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

ok....... we need her pics!

Of course you do. But there's no way in hell I'm going to share them with GFY until the site goes live.

punker barbie · 01-10-2007, 04:03 PM

ROFL

Thats sucks for her but at the same time when she is in her 30's she is gonna be looking as if she's barely in her 20's.

Did they make you guys pay before they kicked ya out?

AaronM · 01-10-2007, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

ROFL

Thats sucks for her but at the same time when she is in her 30's she is gonna be looking as if she's barely in her 20's.

Did they make you guys pay before they kicked ya out?

She makes you look like a granny.

I rarely pay for meals at the HR.

Ramos · 01-10-2007, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

Thats sucks for her but at the same time when she is in her 30's she is gonna be looking as if she's barely in her 20's.

True That, I look 23

but I am 37

WiredGuy · 01-10-2007, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

ROFL

Thats sucks for her but at the same time when she is in her 30's she is gonna be looking as if she's barely in her 20's.

Did they make you guys pay before they kicked ya out?

Remember the time the cab company wanted to speak to your parents, lol.
WG

Scott McD · 01-10-2007, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I told the waitress that it was the models birthday so they would bring her a sundae and sing to her.

Reminds me of an episode in Friends when Joey was working in the Coffee house and pretended that it was the hot chicks birthday so he could give her free food...

AaronM · 01-10-2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Reminds me of an episode in Friends when Joey was working in the Coffee house and pretended that it was the hot chicks birthday so he could give her free food...

Reminds me of the time last year when I told them it was baddog's birthday at one of his business dinners in Vegas.

punker barbie · 01-10-2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Remember the time the cab company wanted to speak to your parents, lol.
WG

OMFG! I totally forgot about that. YES i remember, Rocki would not let that one down the whole entire day. She had to take over the phone call. Pft

LOL

djroof · 01-10-2007, 04:35 PM

omg!!!!!!!!!!

rhon23 · 01-10-2007, 04:58 PM

Ok you are the last person that would ever get thrown out of a Hard Rock! and post pics of the babe Aaron!

jonesy · 01-10-2007, 05:01 PM

too fucking funny - watch your ass over there bro

WiredGuy · 01-10-2007, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

OMFG! I totally forgot about that. YES i remember, Rocki would not let that one down the whole entire day. She had to take over the phone call. Pft

LOL

That was absolutely priceless, lol!!!
See you in Vegas!
WG

rocki · 01-10-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

OMFG! I totally forgot about that. YES i remember, Rocki would not let that one down the whole entire day. She had to take over the phone call. Pft

LOL

HA i forgot about that one!!

reynold · 01-10-2007, 05:55 PM

Now I am interested to see her pics.

seeric · 01-10-2007, 06:01 PM

punker got carded to by bubble gum in l.a. last week. uh huh, i saw it.

they carded me for soda pop.

AaronM · 01-10-2007, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Now I am interested to see her pics.

I'll give you a small piece of one for now.

shekinah · 01-10-2007, 06:11 PM

We need pics for proofs

AaronM · 01-10-2007, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by shekinah

We need pics for proofs

You also need to be registered for at least a year AND speak English before you are allowed to reply to me.

Perfect Jon · 01-10-2007, 06:34 PM

funny. way to go

AaronM · 01-10-2007, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Perfect Jon

funny. way to go

The rules are clearly posted. Please pay attention.

Thank you.

Raven · 01-12-2007, 11:22 AM

i HAVE seen her pics...and having seen them, makes this even funnier. only you, my friend. only you.

4Man · 01-12-2007, 11:32 AM

That is because of Indians!!!

tehHinjew · 01-12-2007, 11:50 AM

what it her?
http://www.cuteteentitties.com/galle...n/DSC02951.jpg

Adultnet · 01-12-2007, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

Now that would have been a priceless moment on film.

Fucking great and price less !!

RogerV · 01-12-2007, 01:47 PM

sounds like your living the life

AaronM · 01-12-2007, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

sounds like your living the life

Not even close. It only seems that way because I happen to like the client I am shooting this project for so I have not posted any of the not so fun things I am having to deal with.

I'm pretty angry right now so I am going to walk away from GFY before I post something that I may regret.

See you in Vegas, Roger.

Brad · 01-12-2007, 03:08 PM

that's jokes. let's see some pics of this girl

Dagwolf · 01-12-2007, 03:13 PM

Yeah but if she HAD brought her ID they would have known it wasn't her birthday... Either way you were in for some embarassment.

BVF · 01-12-2007, 04:22 PM

Would have been much easier to just sit there and eat.

Ross · 01-12-2007, 04:34 PM

I wish I could have got my ass out there with ya buddy. Sounds like you're having a blast

V_RocKs · 04-09-2007, 10:39 PM

I am 35 and look 50.. Do I get a prize?
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calibra · 04-09-2007, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I'll give you a small piece of one for now.

The eye is beautiful

teg0 · 04-10-2007, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

Would have been much easier to just sit there and eat.

Especially if you don't speak spanish.

Jakke PNG · 04-10-2007, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I'll give you a small piece of one for now.

She has a nice brown eye

tenletters · 04-10-2007, 08:15 AM

you lead an interesting life aaron

Grapesoda · 04-10-2007, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad

that's jokes. let's see some pics of this girl

you have no idea . . . shooting content is no joke . . .

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	We just got thrown out of the Hard Rock Cafe in Madrid. So we were sitting at the Hard Rock having dinner when I decided to fuck with the model that I am here to shoot. I told the waitress that it was the models birthday so they would bring her a sundae and sing to her. That plan worked.....but here's where things went horribly wrong: The model looks so you that even Lightspeed would take a look at her and go "WTF?" 3 of us got menus and she got the kids menu with color crayons by default. Apparently that's the norm for her though since she looks so young. Moving on...... Several of the staff members came over and had her stand on her chair. This brought her up to almost as tall as them. They sang to her and then she turned to her boyfriend, who is clearly in his 30's, and started French kissing him in front of the staff and all of the other customers who's attention had been drawn by the fake birthday ordeal. So.......Now you have about 50 people staring at a "little girl" who is practically making out with a guy who looks like he is her daddy. After several customers and the staff reported the incident to the manager, he paid us a visit and asked us to leave. She tried to explain that she was of legal age but she also conveniently left her ID at home. So......We were escorted out and all I could really understand was the word "POLICIA!" Good times in Spain.

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