We just got thrown out of the Hard Rock Cafe in Madrid.

So we were sitting at the Hard Rock having dinner when I decided to fuck with the model that I am here to shoot. I told the waitress that it was the models birthday so they would bring her a sundae and sing to her.

That plan worked.....but here's where things went horribly wrong:

The model looks so you that even Lightspeed would take a look at her and go "WTF?" 3 of us got menus and she got the kids menu with color crayons by default. Apparently that's the norm for her though since she looks so young.

Moving on......

Several of the staff members came over and had her stand on her chair. This brought her up to almost as tall as them. They sang to her and then she turned to her boyfriend, who is clearly in his 30's, and started French kissing him in front of the staff and all of the other customers who's attention had been drawn by the fake birthday ordeal.

So.......Now you have about 50 people staring at a "little girl" who is practically making out with a guy who looks like he is her daddy.

After several customers and the staff reported the incident to the manager, he paid us a visit and asked us to leave. She tried to explain that she was of legal age but she also conveniently left her ID at home.

So......We were escorted out and all I could really understand was the word "POLICIA!"

Good times in Spain.