We just got thrown out of the Hard Rock Cafe in Madrid.
 

So we were sitting at the Hard Rock having dinner when I decided to fuck with the model that I am here to shoot. I told the waitress that it was the models birthday so they would bring her a sundae and sing to her.

That plan worked.....but here's where things went horribly wrong:

The model looks so you that even Lightspeed would take a look at her and go "WTF?" 3 of us got menus and she got the kids menu with color crayons by default. Apparently that's the norm for her though since she looks so young.

Moving on......

Several of the staff members came over and had her stand on her chair. This brought her up to almost as tall as them. They sang to her and then she turned to her boyfriend, who is clearly in his 30's, and started French kissing him in front of the staff and all of the other customers who's attention had been drawn by the fake birthday ordeal.

So.......Now you have about 50 people staring at a "little girl" who is practically making out with a guy who looks like he is her daddy.

After several customers and the staff reported the incident to the manager, he paid us a visit and asked us to leave. She tried to explain that she was of legal age but she also conveniently left her ID at home.

So......We were escorted out and all I could really understand was the word "POLICIA!"

Good times in Spain. :1orglaugh

Now that would have been a priceless moment on film.

ok....... we need her pics!

Too funny:1orglaugh

Of course you do. But there's no way in hell I'm going to share them with GFY until the site goes live. :glugglug

ROFL

Thats sucks for her but at the same time when she is in her 30's she is gonna be looking as if she's barely in her 20's.

Did they make you guys pay before they kicked ya out?

She makes you look like a granny. :winkwink:

I rarely pay for meals at the HR.

True That, I look 23 :) but I am 37

Remember the time the cab company wanted to speak to your parents, lol.
WG

Reminds me of an episode in Friends when Joey was working in the Coffee house and pretended that it was the hot chicks birthday so he could give her free food... :1orglaugh

Reminds me of the time last year when I told them it was baddog's birthday at one of his business dinners in Vegas. :1orglaugh

OMFG! I totally forgot about that. YES i remember, Rocki would not let that one down the whole entire day. She had to take over the phone call. Pft :disgust

LOL

omg!!!!!!!!!!

Ok you are the last person that would ever get thrown out of a Hard Rock! and post pics of the babe Aaron!

too fucking funny - watch your ass over there bro

That was absolutely priceless, lol!!!
See you in Vegas!
WG

HA i forgot about that one!!
:thumbsup

Now I am interested to see her pics.

punker got carded to by bubble gum in l.a. last week. uh huh, i saw it.

they carded me for soda pop. :(

I'll give you a small piece of one for now. :)

http://ampmodels.com/myspace/EyeSeeYou.jpg

We need pics for proofs:)

You also need to be registered for at least a year AND speak English before you are allowed to reply to me.

funny. way to go

The rules are clearly posted. Please pay attention.

Thank you.

i HAVE seen her pics...and having seen them, makes this even funnier. only you, my friend. only you. :)

That is because of Indians!!!

what it her?
http://www.cuteteentitties.com/galle...n/DSC02951.jpg

Fucking great and price less !!:)

sounds like your living the life

Not even close. It only seems that way because I happen to like the client I am shooting this project for so I have not posted any of the not so fun things I am having to deal with.

I'm pretty angry right now so I am going to walk away from GFY before I post something that I may regret.

See you in Vegas, Roger.

that's jokes. let's see some pics of this girl

Yeah but if she HAD brought her ID they would have known it wasn't her birthday... Either way you were in for some embarassment.

Would have been much easier to just sit there and eat.

I wish I could have got my ass out there with ya buddy. Sounds like you're having a blast

I am 35 and look 50.. Do I get a prize?
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The eye is beautiful :thumbsup

Especially if you don't speak spanish.

She has a nice brown eye

you lead an interesting life aaron

you have no idea . . . shooting content is no joke . . .