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Porn Farmer 04-05-2007 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 12205659)
Actually I would argue that the testaments, the quran, and the gnostic texts are all "somewhat factual". I mean there is no PROOF of the big bang, you cant even prove it scientifically yet it is taught and many people believe it. The point is you completely discount religious texts from that region as inaccurate based on your feelings about religion.

I don't discount that there are elements of these texts that may contain historical facts. But you cannot use them as conclusive evidence of the existance of Jesus Christ. You need external confirmation from secular sources. There are a couple but as I said they are disputed as interpolations and mistaken identity. There are many who believe that Jesus Christ is pure myth.

GatorB 04-05-2007 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by damian2001 (Post 12205661)
We will all find out when we kick the bucket - until then do what you think is right.

If I'm right I won't ever know because dead is dead.

Part of me secretly hopes Vishnu is real so I can LOL at Christians in the afterlife when they realize how fucked they are.

Porn Farmer 04-05-2007 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12205660)
This message is hidden because Porn Farmer is on your ignore list.

This message is hidden because Splum is on your ignore list.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ignore lists are for pussies. Bury your head in the sand like a little crybaby!

Splum 04-05-2007 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer (Post 12205667)
I don't discount that there are elements of these texts that may contain historical facts. But you cannot use them as conclusive evidence of the existance of Jesus Christ. You need external confirmation from secular sources. There are a couple but as I said they are disputed as interpolations and mistaken identity. There are many who believe that Jesus Christ is pure myth.

Ok now you are playing a game of words, you said "Jesus Christ" which of course there are many in this world who believe he is a myth as the Christ. :1orglaugh

Fact is you are very outnumbered, 55% of the world believe Jesus existed historically without a doubt(all Muslims and Christians) and 80% of Americans believe Jesus existed without a doubt.

Lol so let me get this straight you want a NON-religious text to mention a simple mad carpenter who was crucified at the request of his own people because of that persons religious practices?

The Romans WOULDNT document that, they were simply giving the Jews what the Jews wanted so the Jews would shut the fuck up about Jesus. Jesus was nothing more than a madman in their eyes.

You make no sense, Jesus didnt have much fame with non-Jews till right before his death and even then it was extremely localized. Your argument that they should document his life/death is weak.

Damian_Maxcash 04-05-2007 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12205669)
If I'm right I won't ever know because dead is dead.

Part of me secretly hopes Vishnu is real so I can LOL at Christians in the afterlife when they realize how fucked they are.

I cant believe that me being here is just dumb luck and pure coincidence.

I consider myself to be scientific and logical and if you think about things in that way you realise there must be something else we just don't know about yet playing a part.

Porn Farmer 04-05-2007 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 12205689)
Ok now you are playing a game of words, you said "Jesus Christ" which of course there are many in this world who believe he is a myth as the Christ. :1orglaugh

Fact is you are very outnumbered, 55% of the world believe Jesus existed historically without a doubt(all Muslims and Christians) and 80% of Americans believe Jesus existed without a doubt.

Lol so let me get this straight you want a NON-religious text to mention a simple mad carpenter who was crucified at the request of his own people because of that persons religious practices?

The Romans WOULDNT document that, they were simply giving the Jews what the Jews wanted so the Jews would shut the fuck up about Jesus. Jesus was nothing more than a madman in their eyes.

You make no sense, Jesus didnt have much fame with non-Jews till right before his death and even then it was extremely localized. Your argument that they should document his life/death is weak.

I know I'm outnumbered, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. Nor those who agree with me.

Jesus supposedly performed great miracles. Here's a list:

MIRACLE SCRIPTURE PASSAGE
Turns water into wine John 2.1-11
Orders the wind and waves to be quiet Mark 4.35-41
Walks on water Matthew 14.22-33
With five loaves and two fishes, feeds a crowd of about 5,000 people Matthew 14.13-21
Raises Lazarus to life John 11.17-44
Raises a dead girl to life Matthew 9.18-26
Gives sight to a man born blind John 9.1-41
Cures the woman who had been bleeding for twelve years Matthew 9.20-22
Cures a man of evil spirits Mark 5.1-20
Heals ten men with leprosy Luke 17.11-19
Heals a crippled man Mark 2.1-12
Heals a man who was deaf and could hardly talk Mark 7.31-37
Heals the high priest’s servant after the man's ear is cut off Luke 22.49-52

He was passing himself off as the king of the jews. Jewish religious leaders of the time wanted him dead. He was not an ordinary citizen by any means and should have rated a mention.

Splum 04-05-2007 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer (Post 12205726)
I know I'm outnumbered, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. Nor those who agree with me. Jesus supposedly performed great miracles. Here's a list:

MIRACLE SCRIPTURE PASSAGE
Turns water into wine John 2.1-11
Orders the wind and waves to be quiet Mark 4.35-41
Walks on water Matthew 14.22-33
With five loaves and two fishes, feeds a crowd of about 5,000 people Matthew 14.13-21
Raises Lazarus to life John 11.17-44
Raises a dead girl to life Matthew 9.18-26
Gives sight to a man born blind John 9.1-41
Cures the woman who had been bleeding for twelve years Matthew 9.20-22
Cures a man of evil spirits Mark 5.1-20
Heals ten men with leprosy Luke 17.11-19
Heals a crippled man Mark 2.1-12
Heals a man who was deaf and could hardly talk Mark 7.31-37
Heals the high priest?s servant after the man's ear is cut off Luke 22.49-52

He was passing himself off as the king of the jews. Jewish religious leaders of the time wanted him dead. He was not an ordinary citizen by any means and should have rated a mention.

Lol he was mentioned in the very books you just used as sources to cite his miracles. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Come on buddy show me a non-secular source for those miracles.

Look just because the Jews wrote about his "miracles" didnt mean the Romans believed it. Again the Romans REALLY thought Jesus was simply a mad man and actually took pity on him by offering to crucify a murderer instead. You give Jesus WAY too much credit for being important to the Romans. The Roman never thought for a second that Jesus would be remembered and worshipped for thousands of years. :1orglaugh

calibra 04-05-2007 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nosey (Post 12205338)

I never liked Ronald fucking McDonald.

Porn Farmer 04-05-2007 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 12205742)
Lol he was mentioned in the very books you just used as sources to cite his miracles. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Come on buddy show me a non-secular source for those miracles.

Look just because the Jews wrote about his "miracles" didnt mean the Romans believed it. Again the Romans REALLY thought Jesus was simply a mad man and actually took pity on him by offering to crucify a murderer instead. You give Jesus WAY too much credit for being important to the Romans. The Roman never thought for a second that Jesus would be remembered and worshipped for thousands of years. :1orglaugh

If the new testament is the only evidence of the historical jesus then that aint much.

If I believe the bible there is no reason why I shouldn't believe every other religious text from every other religion as well.

lazycash 04-05-2007 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12205373)
Boy dont let me hear you complain about you being persecuted. You dont mind hate speech when it goes the other direction eh?

This is the one thing I've never understood about BoyAlley. He loves to constantly reference the conservative rights intolerance towards the gay lifestyle. Yet, he displays just as much if not more intolerance and hate towards their beliefs.

Splum 04-05-2007 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer (Post 12205805)
If the new testament is the only evidence of the historical jesus then that aint much.

If I believe the bible there is no reason why I shouldn't believe every other religious text from every other religion as well.

Actually no like I said before the Quran mentions Jesus many times. I am not asking you to "believe" everything in the Bible or any other text, that is up to you to determine if you believe works of text like Wikipedia are false or truth. Obviously somewhere in the middle is more likely the truth.

Porn Farmer 04-05-2007 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 12205877)
Actually no like I said before the Quran mentions Jesus many times. I am not asking you to "believe" everything in the Bible or any other text, that is up to you to determine if you believe works of text like Wikipedia are false or truth. Obviously somewhere in the middle is more likely the truth.

I only believe something in wikipedia if it is referenced and backed up by other sources. The fact Jesus get a few mentions in the Quran just tells me that myths spread. The Quran paints a completely different picture of jesus than the new testament. You can believe one, the other or none. That doesn't change the fact that evidence of jesus historicity is poor.

minusonebit 04-05-2007 11:28 PM

hehe, BoyAlley. You should make up some shirts with that on it.

BoyAlley 04-05-2007 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 12205949)
hehe, BoyAlley. You should make up some shirts with that on it.

That would be hawt :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

he-fox 04-05-2007 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12205322)
It's 12:04am on the east coast, let me be the first to say:

Happy "Jesus Got Murdered Today" Day!

This is one of the few holy days that I celebrate.

My partner and I are going out to dinner tonight to commemorate the occasion.

I went and looked yesterday but they don't make balloons or hats or anything for this day for some reason.

They need to I would buy some.


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Splum 04-05-2007 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12205986)
That would be hawt :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I fucking triple dog dare you. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 04-05-2007 11:50 PM

I'm gonna order a Bloody Mary tonight at dinner even though I don't really likes them at all................

Splum 04-05-2007 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12206006)
I'm gonna order a Bloody Mary tonight at dinner even though I don't really likes them at all................

How fitting, you do whine like a bitch on the rag.

Damian_Maxcash 04-05-2007 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 12206010)
How fitting, you do whine like a bitch on the rag.

How fitting, your next president is going to a bitch on the rag......

yota71 04-05-2007 11:59 PM

All I know is that when I'm humping my girl, she always asks for Jesus.
If that's not evidence of his existence I don't know what is.

BusterBunny 04-06-2007 12:00 AM

100.....

Mohawk Steve 04-06-2007 12:06 AM


kitti2x 04-06-2007 01:05 AM

I wonder which is much harder to believe, that Jesus really existed and devoted his life for the benefit of the others or that your not adopted by your parents?
Can you remember the time during your birth? Why did you believed everyone says your not adopted.

The answer is simple, follow your heart and not your playful mind.

Respect everyones religion is very important.
That's how we can keep peace in this sinful world.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-06-2007 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by yota71 (Post 12206049)
All I know is that when I'm humping my girl, she always asks for Jesus.
If that's not evidence of his existence I don't know what is.

Um, sorry dude...that was Jesus (pronounced Hey-Zeus), and he exists alright, but he's the guy that mows your lawn, and bangs your wife while you're at work...

http://www.westvegas.com/wunstell_co...OWING_LAWN.jpg

Merry Easter,

ADG Webmaster

BoyAlley 04-06-2007 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by kitti2x (Post 12206259)
Respect everyones religion is very important.
That's how we can keep peace in this sinful world.

Yes, because religion has always been the source of peace and tranquility in the world! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme :error

wizhard 04-06-2007 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12205355)
If you would like to celebrate Happy "Jesus Got Murdered Today" Day with me you can sign this song it's a traditional one for this day:

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!


Oooooh, spelling with words..................does that make you a witch too :winkwink:

kitti2x 04-06-2007 08:28 AM

Just like to share this quote: "It's always better to believe that there is a God and die finding there is none than not to believe in any God and die finding he existed."

I believe our prayers go to same GOD but of course you cannot serve 2 masters, "MONEY" or "GOD". :winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

seeric 04-06-2007 08:52 AM

watch some of the coverage on tv this weekend about president dipshit and going to church to celebrate jesus' rising from the tomb and shit and then tell me how we still have separation of church and state. we don't. don't get me started, i could go on forever about religion and politics. fucking losers.

BoyAlley 04-06-2007 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 12208107)
watch some of the coverage on tv this weekend about president dipshit and going to church to celebrate jesus' rising from the tomb and shit and then tell me how we still have separation of church and state. we don't. don't get me started, i could go on forever about religion and politics. fucking losers.

Hallelujah!

Nodtveidt 04-06-2007 10:09 AM

Sorry I'm late to the thread, but I just wanted to point out a couple of major glaring flaws in the whole Jesus concept. First of all, there are records of a man named Jesus born in the area when Christianity's Jesus was born. The problem here is, there were dozens of them...Jesus was a very popular name at the time. Secondly, the story of Jesus is little different than that of Horus. There's also a "Messiah" about a century after Jesus with a very similar story (I don't remember the name). And finally, anyone who knows their history knows that the various holidays regarding Christianity were copied from older religions, which is a whole other ball of wax entirely. Why would we be looking at December 25th as the "birth of Christ" yet not a specific day in the year for the "death of Christ"? How does that make any sense at all? When we look at death records, they always mention a specific date, even for deaths that predate Jesus' supposed death. So why is it that no one knows his real date of death, but instead relates it to this one particular Sunday? Oh wait, that's right...because they needed an Ostare cover-up holiday. Shit man, I used to get in trouble for asking these logical questions as a kid. It's no wonder I grew up to detest religion when the people who trumpet this stuff can't even answer a simple question.

wizhard 04-06-2007 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Nodtveidt (Post 12208589)
Sorry I'm late to the thread, but I just wanted to point out a couple of major glaring flaws in the whole Jesus concept. First of all, there are records of a man named Jesus born in the area when Christianity's Jesus was born. The problem here is, there were dozens of them...Jesus was a very popular name at the time. Secondly, the story of Jesus is little different than that of Horus. There's also a "Messiah" about a century after Jesus with a very similar story (I don't remember the name). And finally, anyone who knows their history knows that the various holidays regarding Christianity were copied from older religions, which is a whole other ball of wax entirely. Why would we be looking at December 25th as the "birth of Christ" yet not a specific day in the year for the "death of Christ"? How does that make any sense at all? When we look at death records, they always mention a specific date, even for deaths that predate Jesus' supposed death. So why is it that no one knows his real date of death, but instead relates it to this one particular Sunday? Oh wait, that's right...because they needed an Ostare cover-up holiday. Shit man, I used to get in trouble for asking these logical questions as a kid. It's no wonder I grew up to detest religion when the people who trumpet this stuff can't even answer a simple question.


The plain and simple truth about much of Christianity is that it is in fact a somewhat eclectic mix of much earlier belife systems and mystery school teachings edited, altered and re-hashed by the church fathers as something that was "invented" with and by JC.

Fap 04-06-2007 10:30 AM

Happy good friday to you as well llol

GatorB 04-06-2007 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Nodtveidt (Post 12208589)
Why would we be looking at December 25th as the "birth of Christ" yet not a specific day in the year for the "death of Christ"?


The Dec 25th date was set up hundreds of years later by the Chruch. Pagans at the time celebrated a winter holiday. By saying Christ was born at that time it was easier to convert the pagans. Actually some guys already figured out that Jeuss was really born sometime in late march early April.

The reason why Easter changes is because the Jewish Passover holiday changes and Jesus died durring Passover. Rememebr Jesus and his first followers were Jewish. They didn't abandon their jewish traditions right away. Also different sect celebrate easter at different times. some do in fact have it on the same day each year.

Linkster 04-06-2007 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 12208107)
watch some of the coverage on tv this weekend about president dipshit and going to church to celebrate jesus' rising from the tomb and shit and then tell me how we still have separation of church and state. we don't. don't get me started, i could go on forever about religion and politics. fucking losers.

But we do have separation - Bush is the anti-christ :thumbsup He's not celebrating it - he's getting ready for the matchup

Stupid idiots that believe in any religion deserve to shoot each other up and die like they have for thousands of years :1orglaugh

Linkster 04-06-2007 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12208769)
The reason why Easter changes is because the Jewish Passover holiday changes and Jesus died durring Passover. Rememebr Jesus and his first followers were Jewish. They didn't abandon their jewish traditions right away. Also different sect celebrate easter at different times. some do in fact have it on the same day each year.

It also changes because Easter was originally a Pagan holiday celebrating the equinox and spring with remembrences to Ester or whoever the Goddess of Spring was at the time (many different spellings) - they also had a legend of a person named Attis or something like that in 200 BC that was supposedly dead and resurrected and it is from that story that the christian stories of jesus came from - finally around 300 ad the christians finally wrote the full story of jesus and resurrection and got rid of the pagan story entirely - its all just a bunch of BS that each religion makes up to suit their needs

yota71 04-06-2007 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12206278)
Um, sorry dude...that was Jesus (pronounced Hey-Zeus), and he exists alright, but he's the guy that mows your lawn, and bangs your wife while you're at work...

Merry Easter,

ADG Webmaster

:1orglaugh
Oh sh*t my son mows our lawn.............that B*tch

BoyAlley 04-06-2007 09:05 PM

Jesus Got Murdered Day is over!

No more funs until next year. :(

Splum 04-06-2007 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12211593)
Jesus Got Murdered Day is over! No more funs until next year. :(

Woohoo! Next holiday is homosexual soldier got murdered day on July 6th!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Winchell

basschick 04-07-2007 12:19 AM

you mean like the christians did during the crusades? or like during the spanish inquisition? how about the religions today that kill gay people, hundreds of innocent people who happen to be in the way when a single cartoonist makes a toon that offends their religious beliefs - oh, and don't forget killing women who want an education or wear western clothing.

yup, those are obviously religions worthy of respect... showing them respect will obviously give us world peace :disgust

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Originally Posted by kitti2x (Post 12206259)
Respect everyones religion is very important.
That's how we can keep peace in this sinful world.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup


mlove 04-07-2007 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 12211609)
Woohoo! Next holiday is homosexual soldier got murdered day on July 6th!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Winchell

jesus christ was a homosexual


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