If someone is sitting next to you on a plane... - GoFuckYourself.com

emjay · 04-03-2007, 07:40 AM

If someone is sitting next to you on a plane and looks at you constantly or irritates you, do this:

1. Silently and quietly open your laptop ;
2. Switch it on;
3. Make sure the guy/girl is looking at your screen;
4. Close your eyes and look up in the air, saying repeatedly: "Alah Akbahr, Alah Akbahr";
5. Then click on: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

cranki · 04-03-2007, 08:04 AM

IllTestYourGirls · 04-03-2007, 08:20 AM

tell me how that works out for you lol

HeadPimp · 04-03-2007, 08:45 AM

Hmmmmm... Yeah, I want to do time in a Federal Pen...

Evil Chris · 04-03-2007, 08:45 AM

that's kinda funny, but also not too smart to try

PR_Sebas · 04-03-2007, 08:50 AM

hahaha, thats awesome... someone try that and let me know how it goes...

3xM - Julien · 04-03-2007, 08:51 AM

ROTFL

northboy · 04-03-2007, 08:57 AM

forgot to mention, then wait for plane to descend and you to get taken away in cuffs when the FBI boards the plane

seeric · 04-03-2007, 08:59 AM

6. Wave goodbye the the irritating person next to you as armed federal agents take you into custody as the plane makes an emergency landing at the closest airport.

lol

shekinah · 04-03-2007, 09:01 AM

I will surely try no. 4 then click http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf... kaboom!

chaze · 04-03-2007, 09:12 AM

Wo not sure if I should laugh or not, ahhhhh

madawgz · 04-03-2007, 09:41 AM

wow thats fucking funny

LiveDose · 04-03-2007, 09:43 AM

Hopefully you're not sitting next to the Marshal...

DWB · 04-03-2007, 09:45 AM

LMAO!!!! That's perfect.

I just bookmarked it for future use.

teg0 · 04-03-2007, 09:49 AM

germ · 04-03-2007, 10:09 AM

holy shit, that would scare the hell out of me.

J. Falcon · 04-03-2007, 10:11 AM

I would not try that

96ukssob · 04-03-2007, 10:13 AM

then instead of being annoyed by a person on a plane, you get raped in the ass in federal prision.... i think i would just punch them in the face instead

04-03-2007, 07:40 AM	#1
emjay Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Back in Blighty Posts: 4,277	If someone is sitting next to you on a plane... If someone is sitting next to you on a plane and looks at you constantly or irritates you, do this: 1. Silently and quietly open your laptop ; 2. Switch it on; 3. Make sure the guy/girl is looking at your screen; 4. Close your eyes and look up in the air, saying repeatedly: "Alah Akbahr, Alah Akbahr"; 5. Then click on: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf __________________ I Run 500+ WhatsApp Groups. The Zuck Owns Me www.emjayconsultancy.com

04-03-2007, 08:20 AM	#3
IllTestYourGirls Ah My Balls Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under the gold leaf ICQ 388-454-421 Posts: 14,311	tell me how that works out for you lol __________________

04-03-2007, 08:45 AM	#5
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04-03-2007, 08:50 AM	#6
PR_Sebas Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,825	hahaha, thats awesome... someone try that and let me know how it goes... __________________

04-03-2007, 09:01 AM	#10
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04-03-2007, 08:04 AM	#2
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04-03-2007, 08:45 AM	#4
HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	Hmmmmm... Yeah, I want to do time in a Federal Pen...

04-03-2007, 08:51 AM	#7
3xM - Julien Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Paris Posts: 121	ROTFL

04-03-2007, 08:57 AM	#8
northboy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Frost Posts: 807	forgot to mention, then wait for plane to descend and you to get taken away in cuffs when the FBI boards the plane

04-03-2007, 08:59 AM	#9
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	6. Wave goodbye the the irritating person next to you as armed federal agents take you into custody as the plane makes an emergency landing at the closest airport. lol

04-03-2007, 09:12 AM	#11
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	Wo not sure if I should laugh or not, ahhhhh

04-03-2007, 09:41 AM	#12
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04-03-2007, 09:43 AM	#13
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04-03-2007, 09:45 AM	#14
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	LMAO!!!! That's perfect. I just bookmarked it for future use.

04-03-2007, 09:49 AM	#15
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04-03-2007, 10:09 AM	#16
germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	holy shit, that would scare the hell out of me.

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04-03-2007, 10:13 AM	#18
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	then instead of being annoyed by a person on a plane, you get raped in the ass in federal prision.... i think i would just punch them in the face instead __________________ Email: Clicky on Me