If someone is sitting next to you on a plane...
 

If someone is sitting next to you on a plane and looks at you constantly or irritates you, do this:

1. Silently and quietly open your laptop ;
2. Switch it on;
3. Make sure the guy/girl is looking at your screen;
4. Close your eyes and look up in the air, saying repeatedly: "Alah Akbahr, Alah Akbahr";
5. Then click on: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tell me how that works out for you lol

Hmmmmm... Yeah, I want to do time in a Federal Pen...

that's kinda funny, but also not too smart to try

hahaha, thats awesome... someone try that and let me know how it goes...

ROTFL:1orglaugh

forgot to mention, then wait for plane to descend and you to get taken away in cuffs when the FBI boards the plane

6. Wave goodbye the the irritating person next to you as armed federal agents take you into custody as the plane makes an emergency landing at the closest airport.


lol

I will surely try no. 4 then click http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf... kaboom!:thumbsup

Wo not sure if I should laugh or not, ahhhhh :1orglaugh

wow thats fucking funny :1orglaugh

Hopefully you're not sitting next to the Marshal...

LMAO!!!! That's perfect.

I just bookmarked it for future use.

holy shit, that would scare the hell out of me.

I would not try that

then instead of being annoyed by a person on a plane, you get raped in the ass in federal prision.... i think i would just punch them in the face instead